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  1. DTS

    Question My mates dilema.

    As you get older its get harder and harder to get all your mates out for a beer. We normally get together once every two weeks nowadays on a Friday night for a few beers and a chat. However I am lucky as I get to see all my mates on a Wednesday night when we play football in a mates kick about...
  2. ESB's Champions League Run Down

    It's that time of year again. The time when the Giants of European football clamour together for one big orgy of tactical football and self-congratulation. yes, it's the Champions League group stages, and here is my run down of the groups and who to look out for. Group A On the face of it...
  3. duncan bulgaria

    Why do women do this ??

    The women in my office and many other women that are out with their friends etc alway do the same thing that winds me up slightly and they all seem to do it and it just reminds of how sly they can be and what liers they are . So We have a Black lady in our office and she every 3 weeks has her...
  4. MrB

    Reading Team Photo

    Can't believe nobody noticed what James Harper was doing with his shorts! Also, their kit looks very much like a sailor's outfit! Reading
  5. SS5


    Any1 else getting slightly jealous of them? Scowcroft has signed for them, along with the other summer signings of jimmy smith, scott mcleish, ben chorley and adrian patulea, hate to say it but they could shape up into handy league1 outfit. We will still go and beat them, home and away hopefully
  6. sufc_tom

    Shall I??

    LOL When I opened it first I thought it said Graham Nortan :D P.s. I'm not that stupid to send all my details lol
  7. Question Fancy dress ideas?

    Ok basically I have a fancy dress party at the weekend and am looking to spend no cash on a funny outfit, so what I want to know is if the members of the zone have ever made any funny home made costumes before, and if so can you share the secret on how to make them. Currently toying with the...
  8. Slipperduke

    Shakhtar Uk-reign Supreme

    Shakhtar Donetsk 2-1 Werder Bremen (aet) Adriano, 25 Naldo, 35 Jadson, 97 We've been told for some time that a new footballing power is rising in the east and Shakhtar Dontesk's capture of the UEFA Cup is compelling evidence indeed . The Ukrainian giants, funded by a wealth of gas revenue and...
  9. Breaking News Robins bid for Blues' target

    http://www.echo-news.co.uk/theblues/4375976.Robins_bid_for_Blues__target/ SWINDON Town have tabled an offer for Southend United transfer target Theo Robinson. The speedy striker impressed while on loan at the Shrimpers from Watford during the second half of last season. But it is the Robins...
  10. Brush Interview

    (interesting stuff) Firm Foundations Firm Foundations Southend United may have faced a rare drama-free conclusion to the campaign last weekend, but according to assistant manager Paul Brush, this could yet prove a definitive season in the club’s modern era. Victory over relegated Cheltenham...
  11. Question Where's Sammy?

    I wonder if you could help me? Before Sammy the Shrimper last shed his skin to be reincarnated as the current matchday crustacean we have come to know and love, he was a bright pink fluffy creature. Since the football club no longer loans out the present Sammy outfit (poor show!) for special...
  12. The Flying Scotsman

    SZFC - Why have we chosen the Angelina Our Star Appeal

    All, There's been a lot of hard work going into making the "Sunrise to Sunset Charity Match" a really successful event, and we are doing our best to raise as much money as we can for the Angelina Our Star Appeal. So why have we chosen this appeal? Below is Angelina's story which is written by...
  13. The Flying Scotsman

    SZFC - Why are we backing the Angelina Our Star Appeal

    All, There's been a lot of hard work going into making the "Sunrise to Sunset Charity Match" a really successful event, and we are doing our best to raise as much money as we can for the Angelina Our Star Appeal. So why have we chosen this appeal? Below is Angelina's story which is written by...
  14. seany t

    New 'Bruno' trailer (from Sacha Baron Cohen AKA 'Ali G / Borat')

    http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/04/02/bruno-red-band-movie-trailer/ You have to enter your birthdate though to see it people. So none of you youngsters putting in your birthday and then substracting 8 years off, ok? Love the poster where he's got the bee keepers outfit on. Amazing...
  15. MrB

    OD - Week 5

    Nearly fell foul of following the FC week number! ShrimperZone CC v Jons Legends We play 3rd this week, a very solid outfit, no out and out stars but 11 high rated players. We rest only the yoofs ahead of 7 nets combined training tomorrow and Lamo drops down the order to conserve energy for...
  16. Ayrshire Blue

    Lily Allen

    Saw pictures in Nuts this week of Lily Allen in a sailor outfit, Have to say she is looking fine !! She was however performing at a gay club !! So my question to you is... Lily Allen - Would you ?
  17. Slipperduke

    No Respect From Scolari

    Respect? Not at Stamford Bridge. Four wins on the bounce should be enough to cheer any manager up, but Luis Felipe Scolari still found reason to storm down the tunnel after his side's 2-0 win over Middlesbrough. It was assistant manager Ray Wilkins who was left to shake hands with the opposition...
  18. Aberdeen Shrimper

    A Robinho - Drogba swap?

    Events at Eastlands and Stamford Bridge appear to be accelerating, with a strange swap deal between Robinho and Drogba being hammered out with Chelsea Yesterday`s decision by Kaka to reject a record-breaking move to Manchester City has left the newly-minted Eastlands outfit with money to burn...
  19. Slipperduke

    You Lucky *******s

    Only Tottenham could make such a simple task so ludicrously difficult. Only Tottenham could take an unloseable game and almost throw it away. Harry Redknapp has booked his place at Wembley for a second season running, but he won't kid himself that his team deserves it. Two late goals from Roman...
  20. Chelsea ratings

    Cudicini - nice outfit - looked really excellent picking the ball out of the net Ferreira - terrified of Stanislas, (rumours that he will be replaced by Simon Francis) Carvalho - very very poor in the air - Ivanovic - who ? Ashley Cole - could be useful as cover for Herd as long as hes...