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  1. Benfleet A1

    UKIP for the workers?

    I feel cheap and dirty for posting this link but for once The Guardian has something worth mulling over. Could there be trouble ahead for Labour and the startled panda? http://http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/mar/05/left-behind-voters-only-ukip-understands
  2. Davros

    Another waste of Taxpayers money?

    http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/gender-free-uk-passports-mooted surely a debate that doesnt need to be had, and research that doesnt need to be done, all to panda to about 0.001% of the UK population. While there at it, take DOB off of there, as surely asking that is ageist! There are far more...
  3. RobM

    The Ship, Leigh, last Saturday - 3 bands - did you go?

    The title says it all really. First on - Negative Panda Society Next - More Luck Than Judgement Last - The Moobs. Did you go and if so - any good?
  4. Matt the Shrimp

    Never Say No to Panda

    Mental, but rather amusing. Oh, and the panda's Egyptian. Obviously. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X21mJh6j9i4
  5. Benfleet A1

    Bullies and Bullying

    Now bare with me good readers, this is going somewhere but I want to give it some background first. When I was a kid I was bullied, bad. My first taste of it was at the grand old age of 4 years old at nursery school where a phycotic 5 year old used to attack the entire fraturnity. He would rip...
  6. DTS

    if you liked "play for your club"

    http://www.mousebreaker.com/games/jumpersforgoalposts/playgame Get ready to get addicted. I am with Rotherham having been released by Barnet and I am currently driving a fiat panda...
  7. Interpol Shrimper

    Essex Police last Sat

    Anybody seen this? Not seen it mentioned (if it has, please ignore)
  8. duncan bulgaria

    Randy panda's

    My missus has just walked into the room and upon seeing a Panda on the T.V has stated that ' Did you know that panda's cum/orgasim for between 10-30 minutes ' , now as i haven't had the pleasure of tossing a panda off i couldn't possibly comment . ( p.s i don't think my missus has either just...
  9. Interpol Shrimper

    Wrong Quiz Answers

    QUIZMANIA (ITV) Greg Scott: We're looking for an occupation beginning with 'T'. Contestant: Doctor. Scott: No, it's 'T'. 'T' for Tommy. 'T' for Tango. Contestant: Oh, right . . . (pause) .. . . Doctor. DANNY KELLY SHOW (RADIO WM) Kelly: Which French Mediterranean town hosts a famous film...
  10. Matt the Shrimp

    Car Resprayers

    Folks, Given that nobody loves their cars quite as much as the men of Southend-on-sea, I was wondering if any of you know of any good car resprayers locally... the sort of people who can do that whole "Pimp My Ride" thingy, e.g. Before you all ask / guffaw with laughter / shake your...
  11. Mad Cyril

    Competitions

    The ITV competitions thread has got me wondering.... Has anyone ever entered a competion and won anything? Casting my mind back the only thing I can ever recall winning was a 6 foot tall giant panda in a raffle during a night drinking in the Cork and Cheese pub back in 1989 when I was 16. The...
  12. The Eternal Optimist

    Naff sponsors

    I was racking my tiny brain over breakfast (sad b*stard I know) and trying to think of a terrible sponsor to have on a team shirt or shrimpers worst shirt sponsor logo. I think Chubba chub would be poor. I'd hate to have the soft drinks manufacturer - Panda pops (crappy over priced fizzy pop RRP...
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