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  1. Richard_Cadette

    New Club Shop - One step forward, 5 back!

    Now I know I often delude myself that my beloved team will run as a professional football team should be, and by now, I should realise that with Southend, that just isnt every going to be the case, and yet I still find myself getting extremely annoyed by there ramshackle approach to thing...
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    • Replies: 56
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  2. * ORM *

    Well it made me laugh

    No doubt some of you won't find this funny but heregoes: Two Muslim mothers are sitting in a cafe in Ramalah chatting over a pint of milk. The older of the two pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son. He's 24...
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    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. The General

    Girls Aloud

    Good stuff. (especially when you can rewind TV and pause those more interesting stills)
  4. TrueBlue

    Some Jokes....

    The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for a businessman reading his paper. The man peered over his paper and asked "Would you let me shag you for a pound?" "Certainly not!" exclaimed the young woman...
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    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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