• Welcome to the ShrimperZone forums.
    You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which only gives you limited access.

    Existing Users:.
    Please log-in using your existing username and password. If you have any problems, please see below.

    New Users:
    Join our free community now and gain access to post topics, communicate privately with other members, respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and free. Click here to join.

    Fans from other clubs
    We welcome and appreciate supporters from other clubs who wish to engage in sensible discussion. Please feel free to join as above but understand that this is a moderated site and those who cannot play nicely will be quickly removed.

    Assistance Required
    For help with the registration process or accessing your account, please send a note using the Contact us link in the footer, please include your account name. We can then provide you with a new password and verification to get you on the site.


  1. Sign this petition for a HERO.

    SUPPORT A HERO!!!! VC hero Gurkha Tul Bahadur Pun has been banned from living in Britain 'because he has no strong ties with UK'. Pun single-handedly stormed Japanese machine-gun positions during the Second World War. The Gurkha’s extraordinary act of valour won him royal admirers and...
  2. Davros

    Monday Humour

    I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your...
  3. Eric Nixon

    I used to hate that scally p%&*k, but today confirmed that this fixture wasnt the same without that pension seaking, thespian c%&t, the photos on the main site look empty without the horrible stepped haircut scouse
  4. chadded

    George Reynolds

    Taken from the BBC: The ex-chairman of Darlington Football Club has been warned he is facing jail after admitting cheating the Inland Revenue out of £650,0000. George Reynolds, 68, and his cousin Richard Tennick, 58, admitted carrying out the tax scam between 1998 and 2004. Newcastle Crown...
  5. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Weds 7.10pm: Last Back From Brizzle

    I assume am last back given none of our Spanish, Canadian etc Shrimpers made this one. Suffolk ain't that far from the Memorial Ground, but my visit to Brizzle was a bit 'engineered'. With three kids finding the time and justification for long away trips isn't easy so it helps...
  6. Starting your Own Business

    Has anyone had enough of working for someone else and started out on their own? If so how much research did you do, did you move to something completely different, did it work out etc etc etc. I am lucky in so much that I have been employed by my current employers for the past 13 years. I have...
  7. The General

    The L.U.F.C Life Plan

    Are you worried about the future? Let's face it, we're not getting any younger and we all have to think about our lavish lifestyles, after our careers are over. * Are you over 25? * Are you well past your best? * Are you looking for an easy life? * Are you looking for a secure future...
  8. Fat Bastid's Friday Laugh!

    A man worked in a post office. His job was to process all mail that had illegible/undeliverable addresses. One day a letter came to his desk, addressed in a shaky handwriting to God. He thought, "I better open this one and see what it's all about." So he opened it and it read...