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  1. Interpol Shrimper

    Mobile Phone Question

    As I've said on other phone threads I made a huge mistake when I was due my latest upgrade with Vodafone and got a Blackberry. After a couple of months of various discussions about their past terrible customer service with Vodafone, I've finally realised there's no way I can get another phone...
  2. Firestorm

    Should Mobile phones be on silent in the office

    Am I just a miserable old Twunt or do others concur
  3. C C Csiders

    Worst TV channel

    Out of the entire portfolio of channels available through Sky which one, in your opinion, is the worst? With the obvious exception of ITV1, which is the worst TV station in the history of the universe, my vote goes for Fame TV (Sky channel 178 or 187?). I was flicking through the channels last...
  4. MrB

    Most annoying thing on a train

    Had all three of these this morning and couldn't decide which was more annoying. I have deliberately not included kids playing music out loud on their phones as fortunately you don't tend to get this in rush hour.
  5. Davros

    Kids with music blaring out there mobile phones

    On the street, in the park, and most annoyingly on public transport... when will it stop! Discuss!
  6. DTS

    I am the verge of committing a murder.

    I want to make it quite clear that I love the club shop and think the staff do a cracking job...............But............... I have been trying to renew my S/T for three days now. Everytime I get in the queue I seem to be third - Now this isnt a third that slowly but surely works its way down...
  7. DTS

    Most Missed Away Trip

    All this beating Man United, Sunderland, Southampton stuff is getting boring now isnt it. As we are clearly staying up this season I was wondering what trips you lot were missing going on. I really miss Macclesfield away. Always a top day out in my book. Loads of ok pubs within a decent walk of...
  8. The Artful Shrimper

    Mobile Phone Sattelite tracking :-(

    Beta test of the GPS sattelite tracking enables you to see where everyone is. This is a step towards police state etc... http://sat-gps-locate.com/ ... only works with gps/bluetooth or wap phones... which is pretty much all of them
  9. West Ham - it gets better

    :D Courtesy of Ipswich message board - I'm getting to like them! A few things that amused me today lol West Ham Hokey Cokey You put your argies in, Your argies out, The Egghead comes in and he kicks the gaffer out, Ya selling Reo-coker and ya going down, That's why we love to...
  10. Steve Tilson

    Has ordered,from today, all his first team squad carry on using their mobile phones while at the wheel of their cars - SO THEY'LL KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO GET 3 POINTS !!!!
  11. * ORM *

    American Trash TV - Oh how we all laughed

    Years ago we all laughed when we had our 3 TV channels showing relatively decent TV and scoffed at stories of hundreds of US cable TV stations showing ****. I just scanned through Sky. What the hell am I paying £40 quid a month for ? I rarely watch it anyway. Sadly our domestic channels are...
  12. Flinty

    Shrimpers v Spurs...the Prawn Sandwhich view!!

    Suited an booted and off to the Lane on the 10:45 from Southend Vic having nearly been wiped out by an out of control wrinkly on a mobility scooter. I met up with my fellow guests and hosts and headed to the hospitality suite overlooking the car park for a few beers. Having obtain the...
  13. Genie cards

    Right, im normally quite good at mobile phones and the like, but have been wondering if anyone here as got a genie card and if so how much/where they got it from? At the moment im on pay as you go vodafone with the free weekend texts if you spent 2.50 in the weekdays. However i spend way too...
  14. Hockley_Blues

    The 10 types of drunken testing

    Shamelessly stolen from another forum but meh, it's so true... We have identified 10 distinct types of drunken text that you should all be familiar with: 1) The "fishing" text This text is normally along the lines of: "So what u up 2 later?" or "U out tonight?", or simply "Ocean?" Despite...
  15. where do you go swimming?

    Warrior Square - nice diving pool, good nostalgia value, often cold though and changing rooms smell. Clements Hall - slow tw&ts in the lanes, nice steam, sauna and jacuzzi included in the price, long queues to get in sometimes and they answer the bloody phones in the middle of serving you...
  16. Slipperduke

    The view from Tufnell Park...

    My neighbours will never speak to me again. When I awoke on Wednesday morning to find my tongue stuck to the roof of my mouth and an empty bottle of white wine in my bed, I was dimly aware that something incredible might have happened. It took another 30 seconds for the memories to filter back...
  17. Clarky_Blues


    Thinking about next Saturday's trip to Wolves, will I be able to get through to purchase tickets? Just tried the ticket office and I was 70 in the queue. OS states Wolves is all ticket for away fans and will the ticket office be answering the phones next week?
  18. Bielzibubz

    BT Homehub

    After having 8 meg broadband with BT for some time now with my own wireless router I decided to have a go at the BT Home hub package....seeing as it was free n all. Anyway, the router will be here in days but I was informed that there is a delay with the phone that goes with the hub as it has a...
  19. Smudger

    Biggest Bunny Boiler

    A few years back my mate came back to find his ex-girlfriend in his flat wearing his clothes and sitting on his sofa saying she'd decided to move back in. This was three months after they had split up and in the intervening time she had bombarded him with a mixture of abusive texts and...
  20. Top Of The Pops

    Just watched the last ever TOTP (Sky plussed it) and I have to say I almost shed a little tear at the end. That show really was a part of my life, yes the average show was full of rubbish but the bright spots amongst the dross really where era defining. I feel almost deprived that I will never...