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Manchester United 0-0 Arsenal Sir Alex Ferguson stepped lightly across the slick Old Trafford turf, turning slowly and taking in the view as if it was his first ever visit to the stadium. With eyes full of awe and a broad grin splashed across his face, he let out a long, sigh of satisfaction...- Slipperduke
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Don't Panic, Arsene
As dawn broke on the morning after the worst night of his career, I wonder what Arsene Wenger was doing. For some reason, I imagine him stood at the back door of his house, watching the sun rise slowly over his dew-drenched garden, sipping coffee and shaking his head pensively, wondering what...- Slipperduke
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Super-Outsiders? Not A Chance.
Villarreal 1-1 Arsenal Senna, 10 Adebayor, 66 If it is true that whatever fails to kill you makes you stronger, then soon Arsenal will be invincible. After the painful grind of a season ruined by injuries and internal dispute, the Gunners are growing as a team, and as men. To come back from...- Slipperduke
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Is Ashley The April Fool?
When the watching world assumes that your latest managerial recruitment is an April Fool's prank, it doesn't exactly bode well for the future. Alan Shearer must have often dreamed about the reaction he would get if he ever slipped into the St James Park hotseat, but I bet he didn't expect...- Slipperduke
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My Muts habits!
I everyone, Sorry and all that as I dont get any spare time to post anything worthy or significance to embelish this great forum, but I have a rare day off and was trying to find and answer why, my Monty (44kg black gay labrador) as started eating his own s**t again. He as been on a very strict...- Winkle
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Breaking News Rons Latest Blog
It appears the graphics didn't copy over, sorry !!! Chairman's Blog Firstly let me apologise to all those readers who were anticipating my blog yesterday. It is important that the Club do things when they say they are going to and I am sorry I could not deliver yesterday but was reliant upon...- BLUEBLOOD
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My Housemate's a Moron, Appropriate Banter Needed
I'm living in a house down here in Eastbourne with 4 other lads, all students, and as you may expect, the banter tends to fly around. All legit banter, nothing too serious or personal, nothing physical either. One of my Housemates is a bit of a bargain hunter, addicted to those money saving...- EastStandBlue
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Breaking News Christophe Done Deal
just listened to an interview with Christophe on the bbc website, done deal and is fit for chelsea. Will add some much needed bite and physical presence to the midfield. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/foot...td/7804939.stm- undercovershrimper
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All I Want For Christmas...
All I Want For Christmas Is.... Cristiano Ronaldo - A move to Real Madrid Santa Claus will get a distinct case of deja-vu when he opens young Cristiano's letter and sees his request scrawled out in red felt-tip pen. Didn't he send that last year? Anyone who thinks that Ronaldo wants to stay at...- Slipperduke
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EPL Half-Term Reports Pt II
Bolton - Not one of our most popular pupils, this one. Prone to fits of violence and if there's a ruckus in the playground, you'll invariably find him at the centre of it. That said, he has settled into his work better this term and is beginning to achieve some reasonable grades. A bit more...- Slipperduke
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Evening Wasted On Pointless Big Cup
Through, but only just. Chelsea survived a scare to book their place in the next round of the Champions League, but their progression was anything from straightforward on another nervy night for Luiz Felipe Scolari. Roma's victory over Bordeaux meant that this result was academic, but there was...- Slipperduke
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My dad's bigger than your Dad thread !!!
Personally i don't mind being called some offensive name by someone behind a computer as to be honest no one knows who i am on this site as i have never posted my picture , my familys picture and my pets name's etc and i don't personally know anyone else on this site either. Seeing as some folk...- duncan bulgaria
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A good clean Thursday afternoon joke.
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were...- chadded
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Why Americans Should Never Travel
Taken from another site: I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take...- Bluesmanager
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The Song Remains The Same
There is a feeling among the journalists who cover Arsenal regularly that, in the event of a calamitous keyboard malfunction, they could probably file their latest match report using a hastily-assembled hybrid of old ones. A quick rummage through 'My Documents', they claim, would deliver all the...- Slipperduke
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Gunners Fire Blanks
How Arsenal could have done with a win here. With two disastrous results behind them and a foreboding clash with Manchester United waiting on Saturday, this was a perfect opportunity to boost morale, on and off the pitch, but it wasn't to be. Fenerbahce, much improved from their humiliating...- Slipperduke
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how young!
watching, whats was probably one of the best southend games for a while against what are a very strong team i couldn't help but think that i may have been watching 2 of the best young midfielders in the country. sawyer works his socks off but also has class i mean, when he flicked it over the...- haveaguiness
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Kinnear Kickstarts Shola Show
Could it be that Mike Ashley has actually made a sensible decision? The man whose baffling policies have crippled Newcastle United in little over a year doesn't get much right, but in the recruitment of Joe Kinnear, of all people, he might allow himself a smile. The forgotten man of English...- Slipperduke
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The Kids Are More Than Alright
Arsene Wenger stared down his inquisitor and smiled. Just half an hour after his young Arsenal side had demolished Sheffield United by six goals, the old quote, "You can't win anything with kids," had been offered up to him. "These players," he said levellely, "do not play like kids." They...- Slipperduke
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Injustice
http://www.wm3.org/splash.php I was so angry when I read about this. In 1994, three young guys from Arkansas were convicted of a triple-murder with absolutely no physical evidence, motive or connection to the deceased. The prosecution "presented" evidence such as long hair, black clothing...- SUFC_Al
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