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  1. Echo

    Tilson is quoted to say, "We knew Bristol were going to get the ball forwards quickly and be quite physical, that's why we decided to start with Tes because of his strength and I thought he worked his socks off" "He hasn't played for a while but he did well and covered a...
  2. fbm

    the fbm view and ratings

    Tilly said it wouldn't be pretty. Bentley said it would be ugly. Neither were lying. Chester have to be the most cynical side I have ever seen at the Hall.  I would hate to have to watch that rubbish every week and they started time-wasting in the first few minutes.  Every time they got the...
  3. Andy_S


    As I'm pretty fed up on the whole tonight I might as well get it out of my system! How did the players let themselves get stage fright yet again? For the first 10 minutes or so we looked a very good outfit, we played it around well and then the first goal killed us completely. Once...
  4. Groyne Strain

    On BBC3 Now - David Ginola: Secrets And Lies

    It appears that David Ginola is running a celebrity retreat called 'The Centre', where he appears to partake in brain-washing of visitors under the guise of spiritual enlightenment. His physical actions against Roger Cook were indicative of someone with plenty to hide. Amongst the...
  5. Why its legendary to be a

    Why its legendary to be a man!!!!! 1, OPENING JARS - nnng, she's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work. 2, CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially policeman but even...

    i know that the it was boiling yesterday (it was the same for both teams) but i thought that we were nowhere near as sharp as cheltenham. we were a couple of yards off the pace all over the pitch. the combinations all over the pitch did not work at all. 1) Prior and Edwards cant be played...
  7. Southend 0 Brighton 0

    Hunt and Bramble went close. Brighton were very physical ... WS
  8. Hattrick Season

    Bad start for me went down 3-0! Southend United AFC 0 - 3 Felchester City View game:  HT Live Date:  27/06/2004 at 18.00 MatchID:  21833310 Arena:  Roots Hall Crowd:  3922   The crowd of 3922 turning up at Roots Hall today were greeted by some nasty showers of rain. Southend started...
  9. Tackles

    No doubt some of you will not like it because its 'unprofessional' or whatever, but personally I loved Juppy and Bramble getting stuck in! Jupp's challenge on McGlinchey was brilliant, solid, from behind, played the ball (nearly!) and totally cleaned the player out. I though...
  10. Andy_S

    Ratings Thread

    The words abject and woeful spring to mind today.   Let's see if we agree to how certain individuals played then. My ratings: Flahavan 6: Made one smart stop near the end but didn't have to be called into action otherwise, apart obviously from the 2 goals. Showed why he doesn't normally come...
  11. want a raise

    Why the Penis Requested a Raise: I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: * I do physical labor. * I work at great depths. * I plunge head first into everything I do. * I do not get weekends and public holidays off. * I work in a damp environment. * I work...