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  1. manor15

    Germany

    Germany Manager: Joachim Low Captain: Michael Ballack FIFA Ranking: 6 Group D Background: Third when they hosted the tournament in 2006, Germany enter the 2010 World Cup as one of the favourites in their seventeenth World Cup appearance, only having missed out in 1930 and 1950. However, in...
  2. loz

    laptop keyboard gone mental

    so, my laptop keyboard started going a bit nutty last night. initially about half the keys stopped working- tried to update the driver (no new ones found) and ran a spyware check etc. Now seems convinced that a key is constantly being depressed as soon as a turn the computer on, so can't input...
  3. DTS

    Question If you were snowed in for 2 weeks......

    Totally hypothetical question but if for whatever reason you were snowed into your house for two weeks and it was physically impossible to get out or for the emergency services to get in could you survive with the food that ypu have in the house. I was debating this with the Mrs this morning...
  4. Slipperduke

    Adebayor Needs Arsenal

    Do you think Emmanuel Adebayor realises that he may have brought all this upon himself? It always amazes me when footballers stand in front of the cameras and tell the world that their manager must start spending money on better players. They never seem to comprehend, even for a moment, that...
  5. Smiffy

    Hooking a SKY box to a PC

    Has anyone connected their SKY box to a PC? In short I would like to connect my Sky decoder to my PC using one of these - Here My questions are.. 1. How easy is it to do and how? 2. Do you just use a standard coax cable from the RF output on the decoder, then plug into the tuner card...
  6. Ron Manager

    Coming Home

    I'm not about to have SZ make major life decisions for me and my family, however I am interested in what people's opinions are. I seriously want to come home from Australia to live back in England. I know it's only been 6 months or so since I left but the homesickness is just too much and I...
  7. Tangled up in Blue

    Gary Hooper-Guardian Scouting report

    Have to admit I liked Hoops as a player for us though I never thought he'd make the grade any higher than League 1 or 2.The valuation here is pretty generous too I feel. <League OneScouting report: Gary Hooper, Scunthorpe United The 20-year-old Iron forward has a good touch and can play at...
  8. David Cameron

    His physically disabled son died in the night. My feelings go out to him and his family. Brown's child also died at about ten days and one of his other children have cystic fibrosis so will have a relatively short life expectancy. Very sad.
  9. Laptop Repair

    I have a moderate ability when it comes to upgrading and repairing pc's, but I am stumped by this one. My Acer (which I have already explained is Spawn of the Devil) is now refusing to boot. When started the fan runs for a few seconds and dies, and then the light around the power switch and...
  10. Yer Blues

    enough is enough

    now, i have sat back dring the last 7 games, careful not to be one of the voices of decent. however, after spending my friday evening listening to that, in my humble opinion it is time for a change. i do not profess to have the answers but in my defence, i am not paid to make these kind of...
  11. pickledseal

    Question OFSTED in today...

    We've got OFSTED in today for a 1 day condensed inspection. Absolutely horrifc.... came into my bottom set Y10 GCSE class who are horrific on the best of days! Stressed me out far more than I thought it would, even though it is not like the old days of a full debrief and assesment of individual...
  12. Winkle

    Injured in the throes of passion?

    My mate at work, as been limping and walking around all today,and yesterday due the mammoth session which involved" rabid copulation" that took place with his partner on Monday. He told me this morning that basically he feels that in the throws of passion he felt some thing give and as been...
  13. yogi bear up the cagire

    Was the writing on the wall?

    Being at this distance and not seeing the side regularly (last match home to Leeds), I am probably not best equipped to analyse the end of our season. However, I just have this sneaky feeling that the writing was on the wall in the matches against Tranmere and Port Vale and no one saw it (or...
  14. Women are Crazy. Still.

    This will follow on from my previous thread about the crazy stalker, so If you didn't read it then this will make little sense... After telling this girl, we'll call her "Mandy", that I wasn't looking for a relationship and shooting back to Southend for the weekend, I got back here and nothing...
  15. Women are Crazy

    Yesterday was Varsity day, where Brighton Uni take on Sussex Uni at sports followed by a monumental **** up that night. Having watched us beat Sussex, me and a few lads watched the football before going out to hit a few bars and then on to a club. A little addition to this story is what...
  16. Jay_Shrimper

    Chin Up Guys

    Chin Up Guys Look guys, were going through a very rough patch at the moment, but lets not get too downheartened. Last time we got relegated, we got relegated and then relegated again, so seriously, take a reality check people, did you seriously expect us to bounce straight back up again? With...
  17. Xàbia Shrimper

    You know you're a squaddie when ...

    Anyone who is currently serving and has served in the past should be able to identify with many of these certain 'traits'; sadly I do! You know you've been Defence institutionalised (made military) when... You use target indication to point out hot chicks. You use the term 'chicks' You...
  18. Wolves view on Leon Clarke

    Hello, thought you may be interested in a Wolves point of view on Leon Clarke, after your helpful insights on Freddy Eastwood. Leon Clarke came through our academy system and played for us until January ( I think ) when he was sold to Sheffield Wednesday for £250k. Since then I believe he has...
  19. CC51DAS

    Another Le on C

    Should keep the guys on BBC Essex happy FWIW , I thought Clarke was a real handful for our defence up at Wolves last year, we struggled to cope with him physically and his 2nd goal was quality . No wonder T+B have been admirers . Wonder how they found out he was available ? Perhaps...
  20. DTS

    Is Ben from work sad?

    Today due to holidays, staff's kids being ill and various other reasons I cant be arsed to explain its just me and my mate Ben in work? Whilst this is a pain as it means I have to work twice as hard on the plus side I do get to choose the radio station. As a house man I have to go for Kiss of...
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