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  1. Mad Cyril

    Memorable first days at work.

    Down on my luck in 1993 I ended up with a job at a sponge/J cloth factory. As I walked through the door to clock in on my first day one raconteur and bon vivant took a deep drag of his Benny Henny, exhaled and then turned to a colleague and remarked "are you still knobbing that bird from the...
  2. Hello

    Hi guys, My name is Jack, and I'm an alcoholic... Nah, just kidding, but I am a Southend fan. Lived near Chelmsford, and was a season ticket holder last season, but moved to Brighton in September for University. Obviously, I haven't been able to go to all that many matches (the train ticket...
  3. TrueBlue

    GTA V details....

    The first of many GTAV previews to come starts today with Game Informer's article hitting the digital newsstand. Continue reading below for our bullet pointed summary of all the important and interesting facts, and discuss further on GTA Forums: General Information: There are 3 playable...
  4. Smiffy

    Google Fusion Tables

    Anyone used Google Fusion tables? I have over 1000 shops with names and addresses that I would like plotting on a google map. Is this easy to do? Looks bloody quantum physics to me!
  5. Physics 1 - Goalkeeper 0

  6. Slipperduke

    Plodding Snore-fest Is No Reason For Complacency

    Algeria 0-1 Slovenia ENGLAND SHOULDN’T TAKE THESE TWO TEAMS FOR GRANTED An awful game, bereft of class and style, but if England fans think that they can relax, they should think again. There was just enough in this strangely compelling display of mutual ineptitude to concern Fabio...
  7. Thrills, Spills and Unpaid Bills - The League One Review Part Two

    Ok, here's the second part to my review of the League One season. Apologies for the delay, have been busy this past week. Brighton Quite how Brighton finished as high as 13th should pay great testament to the work of Gus Poyet since his arrival. Having narrowly avoided the drop last time out...
  8. Shut Up Wenger...

    When Ryan Shawcross trudged off the field in tears, the last thing the lad needed was to be hounded by a sense of indignation from Arsene Wenger and a loud collage of journalists and Arsenal fans alike. So, imagine the disgust when the pitch forks and stakes came out... The challenge itself...
  9. SUFC Forever

    A Joke for You All

    Dr. Stephen Hawking was in a pub, sat with three men he did not know. To try to break the ice he turned to the first man and enquired "What is your IQ?" to which the man replied "241". "Wonderful" said Dr. Hawking "We can talk about the grand unification theory and quantum physics". Turning to...
  10. markw


    did anyone on here do a physics related degree? if so what did they think, im doing one next year and thought i would see how people found or are finding it?
  11. sufcintheprem

    New Health Risk

    Worrying reading. Bread
  12. Vange Shrimper

    Pub Quiz Pt. God knows

    As Staind said "It's been a while", but I thought I might as well bring it back, hopefully with no arguments with the answers this time round. Usual rules apply, usual people are banned. :p 1. What did Pandora release when she opened her box or jar? 2. What is Barack Obama's middle name? 3...
  13. Slipperduke

    Poor old Spurs

    Juande Ramos' tilt at a third successive UEFA Cup ended in heartbreak at The Philips Stadium when Pascal Chimbonda dragged his spot-kick wide of the goal and sent PSV Eindhoven through by the narrowest of margins. Despite 210 minutes of football, these weary gladiators had to be separated by a...
  14. Slipperduke

    Who's Next?

    You know how these things work. Someone has to follow Beadle through the void, it's the rules. Two big names and a third, lesser, cult figure have to expire in seven days. You cannae change the laws of physics. Personally, I'm going for an ex-politician. It's always a diverse mix when they...
  15. Jay_Shrimper

    The difference between men and woman..

    Thought this was pretty good.:hilarious: :hilarious:
  16. C C Csiders

    Psychic Fair

    Went to a Psychic Fair yesterday (why do they have to advertise these?) and there was a hell of a lot of confusion there. It seems a group of young dyslexic science A-level students arrived there looking to speak to University Admissions Tutors about entry onto BSc Physics courses.
  17. For all those who work in IT

    1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and children's art. We don't have a life, and we find it deeply moving to catch a fleeting glimpse of yours. 2. Don't write...