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pigeons

  1. we need an owl/hawk in the east stand

    The pigeons are back roosting in the eaves.Pooped down the back of the bloke in front of me!
  2. Cricko

    Round 1 Heat 13

    Well this heat should put the cat amongst the pigeons..Not that I can think of many actual songs by Mr Bach. JS Bach - MtS v Jagger/Richards - Mcnasty Over to you lot.
  3. Cricko

    Faster than the speed of light

    Well this will put the cat amongst the pigeons and make Einstein turn in his grave. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/8783011/Speed-of-light-broken-by-scientists.html http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-15017484
  4. Financial Cat amongst the Pigeons??

    I am informed by someone with absolutely impeccable contacts (at the highest levels) in Southend planning circles that Sainsburys failed to complete the planned purchase of the former Prospects College site which was scheduled to happen last Friday. I wonder if this has any connection to...
  5. Thorpe Groyney

    Jade Goody Funeral

    Just quoting BBC News. Releasing doves :D They're not doves, anyway, they're pigeons dipped in Tipp Ex. Fact. "Camped out overnight"? Judging by the look of them they spend every night out on the street anyway. "Police escort to her house." Bet that's not the first time that happened.
  6. pringlejon

    Worst school lie.

    Now that school's nearly upon the young people again (seems ages ago and i'm only 19), i've just randomly been thinking what the worst lie i've ever told to get out of trouble for not doing my homework or being late is. So time to share your excuses or ones you've had from students (if you're a...
  7. Slipperduke

    The Olympics

    I would have put this on The Slippery Column, but I thought that maybe it would have a wider interest. I think I'm going to get a lot of hate mail for this one.... It has swallowed up half of Rafa Benitez's midfield, savaged Mark Hughes' plans for a successful start, forced AC Milan fans to...
  8. Napster

    Oscars Nominations

    Performance by an actor in a leading role George Clooney in “Michael Clayton” (Warner Bros.) Daniel Day-Lewis in “There Will Be Blood” (Paramount Vantage and Miramax) Johnny Depp in “Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street” (DreamWorks and Warner Bros., Distributed by...
  9. MrB

    The randomness of a comments forum....

    This gets more bizarre as it goes down. http://www.surreycomet.co.uk/news/localnews/display.var.1039169.0.marksman_called_in_to_kill_kingstons_pigeons.php
  10. It's the Friday before a game....

    East Thurrock United 2 Southend United 2 Our goals come from Bentley and Gray. Attendance 232 + three dogs, 5 pigeons and two seagulls.
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