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  1. new thread for .......

    all those miserys who wish to go through life moaning, groaning, getting on the players backs, filling Roots hall with nasty negativity, running down the manager, wishing they were in the Bernebau, who know all the answers, could get Drogba and Henry in loan if they were in charge and have such...
  2. sufcintheprem

    January

    I looked at January a while back when Cardiff were top of the pile and thought that we'd do well to get anything out of it. Given how we were playing at the time, I thought we could easily go the month without a point and then have the slimmest chance of staying up. As it is, December was a...
  3. * ORM *

    Accept the inevitable

    I'm strangely calm and not at all worried about being bottom of the pile. We're clearly not good enough for this division and we either underinvested or invested in the wrong players at the start of the season. I've accepted that so I'm now going to enjoy the next few months of: a) Being in...
  4. wiggy

    Jay Smith, surplus to requirements

    you play that clueless unbalanced clown Clarke in midfield having persisted with Guttridge out of form for months and now offload the best potential at the club when we are in dire straights as you did with Cole. What chance has he had to adapt to 1st team football, if we had stars all around...
  5. chadded

    S*it Story....

    If this was me, I think I'd be quite proud. Alas, it's taken from another messageboard: No personal experience of this since about the age of three...sorrryyy but I did see this story online.... Funniest damn thing that has ever happened to me. A couple of weeks ago we decided to...
  6. Lost

    Anyone seen it? What a pile of monkey dew ja drop b******s w%&k!
  7. I'm very affraid

    I've been worried recently re the lack of signings, but that could be nothing if the team fly over the Bermuda Triangle. I'm suggesting each player go in a different plane to cut down the risk. If it does all go wrong I will put a big pile of poop in my front room, drive off to one...
  8. Battrick

    On a TIE again, lost the toss unfortunately, as I wanted to bat first and pile up the runs. Primitive Screwheads won the toss and elected to bat. Pitch: Green End of Over 41: 160-4, runrate=3.90 Blackbourn 6-1-37-1 Southam* 1 (1 balls) Craig m 30 (54 balls)   Last Wicket: Gilbert c...
  9. London Soccer Night

    What a pile of S hit. Never going to watch it agin, if anyone has an email address for comments would be greatly appriciated. Last season it was good. This season pants. There are a lot of programmes about the prem, why this one to? They went through the prem transfers, didnt even bother to show...
  10. fbm

    Fear not people

    Just because, with 40 minutes left of the deadline, it looks like we won't sign anyone it does NOT mean that we will have to struggle through the season with our wafer thin squad. In a weeks time we can sign on loan again and so we can get people in as and when. I am just absolutely amazed...
  11. BLUEBLOOD

    COL EWE AWAY

    I have just been to the ticket office, i thought the wording on the OS was a bit vague about the whole process so i hope this may be a little clearer. In the ticket office is a large cardboard box, containing the applications already received. Mine went to the bottom of the pile. As the club...
  12. Darius Henderson

    Transferred to Watford for 450,000.  The pile again dwindles; at least we've got the Goat!! Linky
  13. fbm

    the fbm view and ratings

    Tilly said it wouldn't be pretty. Bentley said it would be ugly. Neither were lying. Chester have to be the most cynical side I have ever seen at the Hall.  I would hate to have to watch that rubbish every week and they started time-wasting in the first few minutes.  Every time they got the...
  14. A Few Sad Stats

    At the moment we are : Fourth highest scorers in the division with 27 goals behind Yeovil Town (30), Leyton Orient (29) and Sc**thorpe United (28). Second most wins at home (6) behind Sc**thorpe United (7). Third most goals scored at home (16) behind Yeovil Town (19) and Sc**thorpe United...
  15. Andy_S

    Constantine

    The pile of tosh is joining Torquay on loan for a month: Constantine to make Torquay move
  16. Why its legendary to be a

    Why its legendary to be a man!!!!! 1, OPENING JARS - nnng, she's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work. 2, CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially policeman but even...
  17. Mr Wooly

    Col Ewe

    Not sure how much truth there is in this, but apparently the farmers have advocated for a change in the amount of promotion places for Divison 3 sides. They want to bring it in line with the rest of the football league. i.e. * Division 2 - Three teams to be relegated (instead of the current...
  18. How Do You Explain THIS To Your Other Half?

    Taken from the Aberdeen Evening Express: "Red-faced revellers were left out in the cold after someone pinched their clothes. The boozy man and woman had sneaked into a grassy area after a night out in Aberdeen The pair took off their clothes and left them in a pile. But a thief swiped...
  19. OK here goes!

    ...for thew worst ever eleven! Brian Lloyd (couldn't catch or kick it) Chris Ramsey Joe Allon (Worse than me!) Steve Hatter (who only ever headed it straight up!) Owen 'slicer' Simpson Richard Young (Pile of poo) Neil Campbell (although he scored 2 against Orient so...
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