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porch

  1. OldBlueLady

    Advice needed on repairs to porch

    In light of Pubey's latest request for advice, I am posting in the hope of someone being able to help us with the little problem we have with our porch. Basically, the old wooden side panels, doors and columns are all being replaced on 23rd with uPVC. The top part of our porch is still the...
  2. sealion

    West H** flyer in my house

    Just had to disinfect the porch. There was a flyer from the hamsters offering cheap/discount tickets for their forthcoming games. Not happy. Anyone else got one/ Hadleigh/Leigh-on-Sea areas?
  3. DTS

    Question My mates dilema.

    As you get older its get harder and harder to get all your mates out for a beer. We normally get together once every two weeks nowadays on a Friday night for a few beers and a chat. However I am lucky as I get to see all my mates on a Wednesday night when we play football in a mates kick about...
  4. OldBlueLady

    Update on Cinderella

    I hope you like this, and it's not too ancient a one! Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny afternoon...
  5. Davros

    Thieving Lead Pickeys

    anyone else had the lead flashing stolen from there porch recently? Luckily my neighbour caught the theiving pikey who did it and it turns out he only lives a few doors away. Also happens he managed to retrive the lead from both our properties, however, i dont think mine will be able to be...
  6. * ORM *

    Grab a Granny

    Little Old Lady in Court Defense Attorney: What is your age? Little old Woman: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you? Little old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a...
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