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  1. Rusty Shackleford

    RIP Joanie Laurer

    Poor Chyna. Dead at 45. Revolutionized the role of women in the WWE and did a very serviceable DP scene in her porn debut. A sad loss.
  2. David Cameron's p0rn filter

    So David Cameron is proposing that every internet connection has p0rn filtered out, and if you want it you have to OPT in. Do you think this is a good idea? Arguments for: - It's pretty easy for kids to see some truly nasty p0rn at the moment - Porn can be addictive, and it's not particularly...
  3. Hotman

    Facials

    To think that I thought they were good for skin... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2291621/The-face-porn--make-Adult-movie-stars-brave-camera-shiny-skin-pimples--incredible-transformations.html
  4. Pete Townshend

    What a nasty piece of work! Firstly paying to access child porn and now this... http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2013/mar/04/pete-townshend-apologises-swearing-who Disgraceful
  5. chadded

    Battle of the ridiculously hot women, Round 43.

    It's like the Totty Cup, but for any (famous) hot woman, be it singer, actress, porn star etc. Anyone else think now is as good a time as any to get it going?
  6. pickledseal

    'Adult' Film in London Hosptial

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3043144/Hospital-used-as-porn-flick-set.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News Good way to make a bit of an income or completely wrong...
  7. Hotman

    Computer self build help needed

    am building a computer for my boy so that he can pretend that he is using it for homework. Thinking of getting this, is this about right for modern specs? ASUS M4A78LT-M LE AMD 760G Socket AM3 DVI VGA Out 8 CHannel Audio MATX Motherboard £53.93 AMD Athlon II X2 250 Socket AM3 3.0GHz 2MB L2...
  8. ldnfatso

    Jobcentre advertising Porn Jobs!

    http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Jobcentres-Offer-Porn-Work-On-X-Rated-Websites-Like-Faceclick-In-Birmingham/Article/201005215631170?lpos=UK_News_Second_UK_News_Article_Teaser_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15631170_Jobcentres_Offer_Porn_Work_On_X-Rated_Websites_Like_Faceclick_In_Birmingham
  9. Male clique,job done,next job.

    Ok well done men,that girly live thread has been closed and a bee set in a blue rinse bonnet so what is our next mission. That hammas bloke has been wasted so we were a bit late there so we need a new target so we could do any of the following, kidnapp osy and teach him to spell/write sense...
  10. Things aint that bad at RH after all

    Reading this you realise things aint too bad at SUFC, this is an actual letter sent to Grimsby Town by a fan after a game this season, read on its very good........ Dear Players of Grimsby Town FC I am writing with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief as to the sheer magnitude...
  11. Shrimper

    Grimsby rant

    :D Absolutely brilliant.
  12. seany t

    Help me remember a 90's British porn star!

    Come on folks, I know you can do it. She had blonde hair. She wasn't Jo Guest. Or Lindsey Dawn-MacKenzie. She edited 'Parade' magazine for a bit we reckon. She definitely wasn't shy. My mate at work thinks she had a double-barreled name, and may have been called Vicky. I'm not so convinced...
  13. Slipperduke

    Dwight Yorke - Born to Score

    BORN TO SCORE? What would you do if you were a professional footballer? How would you act? I know what you're going to say, you're going to say the same as me. You're going to say that you'd give it everything. You're going to say that you'd be tee-total, that you'd train hard, that you'd...
  14. Travelodge activities

    quality story from b3ta.com: Thinking about it, a hundred-or-so people have seen my c*ck over the years. And some of them - a pitifully small percentage of those people – actually wanted to see my throbbing cervix scratcher; whereas the others sort of had it thrust upon them... On the...
  15. Slipperduke

    SZ Novella - Chapter 8

    Chapter Eight - The Reduced Hypertherpia of the Closed Mancharia Osymandus pulled on a pair of heavy trousers and sucked the fetid air in through his teeth. Behind him, Rick Astley's body congealed silently on the floor, but of all the contributory factors to the awful smell in the room, he was...
  16. Sullivan and Brady to leave Birmingham

    If the takeover by a Hong Kong businessman happens at Brum. Now I know where porn king Sullivan lives (stalker alert) and it's in Essex...can you imagine him turning his attentions to us as Brady says she'd "never leave his side....."
  17. Matt the Shrimp

    Saucy Sweeties...

    Apparently, a chap in Yorkshire finds Maoam sweets offensive... Maoam's "carnal encounter" :)
  18. Vange Shrimper

    The new Thursday Quiz

    Right here goes and no cheating. :) 1. In which sport has Rachel Heyhoe Flint achieved worldwide fame? 2. In cricket, which bowler took a hat trick for England v Australia in the 1998/99 series? 3. What was golfer Payne Stewart's first name? 4. In football, what was the name of the Arsenal...
  19. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Do you bash one out still???

    I was engaged in an interesting conversation at work yesterday about having a Thomas even though you have a partner. As we all know, there is nothing better than bashing one out over your favourite porn when you are a youngster and the parents are out but now that you have a girlfriend/wife and...
  20. Big Brother 10

    Big Brother has to be possibly my biggest guilty secret (well maybe second to scat porn), I know it's not for everyone, but not long (2 weeks?) until the next, and penultimate, series
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