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  1. TrueBlue

    Question Pete Townsend

    Is he right to log onto a child porn site for research or any SUPPOSED purposes?
  2. Slipperduke

    SZ Novella - Chapter Six

    Chapter Six - South Of The ShrimperZone? At This Time Of Night? Ricey edged away from Stokes, carefully keeping his eyes shielded from the Red Tube. As tempting as it was to allow himself to wallow in the intense glow of some very, very naughty thoughts, he knew from...well...erm, first hand...
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Hotman

    Not safe for work !!!

    Over 18 only Not safe for work etc, etc http://www.theonion.com/content/video/use_of_n_word_may_end_porn_stars :D

  4. Alfie Patten, father at 13

    If you don't know the story, go here: When I was 12, I was more interested in my ZX Spectrum, and kicking around a football rather than trying to get my end away with girls. Absolute shame that kids seem to go from kids to young adults without the fun bit in the middle. I think kids get...
  5. Moridin

    Being Unemployed is boring.......

    When I first lost my job at the start of December, I thought a couple of weeks off might be very nice, relax a bit over xmas, think about where I am and where I want to go, things like that. Begining my ninth week of sitting at home, it is starting to wear a bit thin. I seem to have developed...
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    • Replies: 71
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. TrueBlue

    Ant and Dec

    Ant & Dec Biography Anthony David McPartlin was born on November 18th 1975 in an alleyway, England. Declan Joseph Oliver Brian Harvey Donnelly was born on September 25th 1975, also in an alleyway. The two young aspiring pervs met each other whilst working down on the Docks in 1988. After a...
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    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  7. Question Battle Of The Horror Films Rd 12

    This battle is the an interesting tiff between the 1970's psychological horror of Kubrick's The Shining (Mr B) vs a 21st century bit of torture "porn" in the shape of Hostel (SUFCLiam). I know which way my vote is going but don't let my exquisite taste sway your decision!

  8. Turn a band into a porn film name

    it's pretty slow this morning (and sheffield is currently receiving one months worth of rain in a day!) so basically take a band, and morph it into a porn film title e.g. Happy Bumdays Les Zeppelin etc etc
    • Pubey
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  9. True Blue

    What has our executive consultant been up to? Is his current ban a result of the James Walker porn-a-like picture? There's no actual naughty bits on display, surely?
    • Bentley's Absurd Gait
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. chadded

    Jeff Dunham

    Discuss.. Discuss my ***. Has anyone seen this guy. Quite possibly the funniest things I've ever seen. Are these worksafe? Hmm. Hes a US comedian/Ventriloquist, and not totally PC. There is some swearing, but no porn/nudity. http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Jeff+dunham&search_type=...

  11. Shannon Mathews Step father arrested on Child Porn allegations

    I thought there was something odd about this case......updates to come.
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • Replies: 37
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  12. Free Hardcore (not the porn variety!)

    I need to get rid of some hardcore tommorrow - does anyone need any? I can deliver in the Leigh/Southend area. Cant face arguing with the tip mafia!!!
  13. DTS

    How does my work mate get out of this problem. (Not for kids)

    Right, I have a work mate. I have been asked by him not to name him in case an of you boys ever meet him. So For to preserve his anonimity I will name him Neb. Right no Neb is at home the night before last - He usually lives with his Mrs but she has been away in Amsterdam on a "course" for a...
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    • Replies: 33
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  14. Paul Raymond...King of Porn has died at age 82

    He certainly was an influence on my youth!!!
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
    • Thread
    • porn youth
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Winkle

    Penis Enlargments!

    Right just for the kickoff (I dont need one ) but If i was to circumvent my underpants and was found wanting in the " trouser department" would I ever contemplate having a penis enlargement? I was watching tv in bed last night and there was a programme about this very same thing, with some guy...
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    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  16. All this... Over some trainers?

    Just read about this story where some kids have paid for trainers over the net, only for them not to recieve them. In a nutshell, the kids who were ripped off completely ruined this guys life... Because of the payments, they knew his name, address and phone number...
  17. C C Csiders

    Teacher on trial in Sudan

    Now what I want to know is what is the real charge here is it that she named the teddy bear, dare I say it M****med, or is it really that she is being put on trial for impersonating US porn actor Ron Jeremy? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7118245.stm
  18. DTS

    Is sort core porn a waste of time? (ADULTS ONLY).

    Having got back to Brighton for 7ish after the Millwall game I did as I did most Saturdays and got the lads round. We are a bit short on numbers this week as my mates Fist, Sweaty and The Pilot are all sunning themselves so it was just three of us. The plan as always really was to head into...
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    • Replies: 40
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. Winkle

    Your top 70s/80s tv totty!

    Thinking about my youth whilst out running today, I was trying to remember my favorite alltime tv totty.You all no what I mean, being young and pubesant, the kind of gal who would make you stay in the toilet that ten extra minutes. Anyway I found it quite difficult but amazingly narrowed it down...
  20. Slipperduke

    How excited are you?

    So, we've just beaten Ipswich at Portman Road to put ourselves in with a shout of surviving. We're about to play Burnley, a team planted firmly at the bottom of the form table. A win here and we could be out of the relegation zone for the first time since I was in short trousers, or so it...
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