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  1. Slipperduke

    The Real Football Factories

    I fear I may have missed the boat here, but I caught a bit of Bravo's 'The Real Football Factories' the other night. What the f%&k was that all about? It was like porn for morons. Some little bloke in glasses, who I swear voiced Kent Paul in GTA - Vice City, wanders around...
  2. Napster

    Top 50 film endings

    Thoughts? 50. The Blair Witch Project (1999) - The movie isn't particularly scary... at least until the last two minutes, which take the tension level from 10 to 100 at an exponential pace. The final seconds -- wherein a member of the cast is spotted, back turned and facing a corner, as an...
  3. Bluebelles topic deleted

    I have had to delete the topic , although the picture of the mascot dancing was very good , unfortunately underneath the picture was a border of hard-core porn that was unsuitable for some of our younger posters. Please be careful using gallery sites as not everyone wants to see pictures of...
  4. chadded

    Simon Jordan

    This guys a legend. Taken from the Observer: Forget Bruce, trouble starts with true blue Sullivan David Sullivan doesn't like his players. 'They're on £20-30,000 a week and they're not earning it; it makes you resentful,' he says, 'I've reached the stage where I don't like footballers.' Fair...
  5. Animal confessions

    There's a thread in the pub about your porn name, which is generated by your pets name followed by your Mum's maiden name. Nothing unusual there, except there's a couple of first names which raised an eyebrow - Roycie (one of our cats in fact) and Tilly. It made me wonder how many...
  6. The Artful Shrimper

    What's your Porno Name ?

    As discussed on Radio;- By using your pets name as the first name and your mothers Maiden name as the surname you arrive at your Porn star Name. Mine is Blitz Cozens! Please follow this with the first line of your appearance in the movie;- " Hi, isn't it hot in here! "
  7. Napster

    Ice T

    Just bought Pimping 101 by Ice T. How can it fail? Porn and hip hop and Ice T...
  8. The Future of ShrimperZone

    All, I'm sure most of you will have worked out now by the cryptic messages left by Mike, Lee and Napper today that I have parted company with the ShrimperZone team (and the Shrimpers Trust). As such Mike (Javea Shrimper), Lee (Leeboy) and Napster (Paul), will be taking over the running of...
  9. Google wack

    Has any 1 else found a google wack which is were u type in 2 words of cr*p and hope that u get only 1 result and if u do u get ur name and pic put on the net by google. I did by typping in Galahad poo But watch out on some alot of foreign porn pops up (shrimpboy ur mummy has set parental...
  10. would you date a porn star.

    Caught the end of a programme the other night where this porn actress was just about to go on a date. She said she hadn't told her 'suitor' that she was a porn star. It got me thinking, would anyone enter a serious relationship with a porn star. I'd assumed that they dated each...
  11. Napster

    Excuse for Sunday...

    Women's football team defeat blamed on porn A 13-0 defeat for the Namibian women's football team has been blamed on the girls' lust for pornography. The squad spent much of the night before an Olympic qualification game against South Africa watching porn flicks such as Brave...
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