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  1. The General

    Laptop needed

    I have decided that seeing as this poxy PC is dieing a slow death and we now have wireless in the Talbott household, it would be an ideal time to get a laptop. Dont really do too much on the PC so there aren't too many applications. Just wondering if anyone has an suggestions for the best...
  2. Irish_Shrimper

    Just back from Donny match

    Hi all - just back from an excellent weekend in Essex! Fantastic result on Saturday after 2 poxy goals from them - great comeback and a great 3 points in the bag :) Popped in for a quick drink with the missus at the spread before the match and it was nice meeting those of you that i met out...

  3. ****ing Bull****!

    Leading twice and lose 3-2?!? What a load of bollocks! ****in waste of space defence! Not acceptable! "Found it hard to bring players in" load of bollocks! Spend some ****in money! We've got enough of it from the sale of players and decent seasons! Same old Southend ay, sell the best players...
  4. Winkle

    Animals you hate!

    (1) Sorry and all that you feline cat lovers but I just dont get cats! They roam around everywhere p*****g and s*****g in everyone else garden(except there own) and they dont give a crap about ther owners, all there intrested in is bringing in a chewed up sparrow or a half dead mouse and thats...
    • Winkle
    • Thread
    • barrel intrested laughs poxy sparrow
    • Replies: 37
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Slipperduke

    Daft Game

    This has helped me work the clock round for the last ten minutes, give it a go. It's a simple test of reactions. The best I can do is to get my little guy to finish second, earning 60th place in the weekly high scores. Can anyone win the poxy thing? http://www.bubblebox.com/play/action/495.htm

  6. Best or biggest prize ever won.

    Just got back from my local post office clutching a wonderful wonderful prize,the wife is to say the least well chuffed. La poste in our area had a big yearly raffle with tickets being 1 euro each and prizes from a car,plasma screen,and other good stuff.So what did i win,a poxy china spoon that...
    • Dept36
    • Thread
    • icke ickets poxy yearly
    • Replies: 41
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. 20sOuThEnD-cHaMpIoNs06

    To All You So Called 'Southend Fans'- READ!!

    I am only 16, and i don't care what anyone thinks right, but i really just can't believe some people on here, slating Tilly- yes we have played shocking of late, but re-wind to Saturday 29th April 2006, 16:55pm, and what you will get is Shrimpers fans celebrating the clubs back to back...
  8. 20sOuThEnD-cHaMpIoNs06

    Funny Stuff...

    I am only 16, and i don't care what anyone thinks right, but i really just can't believe some people on here, slating Tilly- yes we have played shocking of late, but re-wind to Saturday 29th April 2006, 16:55pm, and what you will get is Shrimpers fans celebrating the clubs back to back...
  9. TrueBlue

    True Blue 'lip Up Scotty' Exclusive!!

    After last weeks sweet and sour sauce shinanigans True Blue was put to the test but then the challenge was oput down to do curry sauce so friday night before the train trip to stoke-on-dump the chinese was ordered after the food and many beers and a bottle of apple sour (which is now a strong...
  10. Spikey Shrimper

    Ruined by the weather!

    But I still can't believe we cocked that up!!!! Why didn't Guttridge just boot it? Instead he tried a ten yard pass that travelled 2 yards and the lucky northern bastards sneek one in! We were guilty of trying to play the ball on the floor too often. It was the sort...
  11. Sean 2

    pubs near WHL station

    Sounds like quite a few of us are going to WHL station so where shall all us Shrimpers meet up for pre-match drinkys. Anyone know a good boozer where we'll be hassle-free and you dont need a poxy spurs season card thats not too far away? Your help is much appreciated
  12. DTS

    My thoughts from last night.

    Personally I feel a tad dissapointed today. I really do lok at this as 2 points dropped rather than 1 gained. Luton were terrible. Every pass they hit to the sidelines went off. They seemed to offer little in attack and Dean Keily - Comical. I thought we started slow but go better as the game...

  13. Just got Home

    How blody cool is that............... i get in after leaving at 4:30am this morning from Southend and it is on SS1. Guys........ If i am still dreaming please dont wake me up. If we draw another giant ready for the killing i realy hope i dont have to go through all the poxy driving down to...
  14. DTS

    Southend's Biggest Judas

    Many of the more educated people on this board will tell you there is no such thing as a "Judas" in football. After all its a short career and they have got to make as much as they can in a short space of time. I however am far more childish than that and I expect all the players to love the...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • advocate burgh claimed claiming cort devils ell foo hall oxford poxy roots spat tilly
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  15. Im annoyed!

    thinking I be watching my shrimpers Sunday on Sky for the first time this season!! ohh wait have a word with the landlord of the local english pub!! sorry son ant showing it!! the poxy Ryder cup!! damn u golfers!!!!
  16. DTS

    I hate Geordies

    I spent half my day yesterday on the phone to poxy Northern Rock trying to get clients mortgages approved and I must say I have never spoken to a thicker collection of no-marks in my life. Today I have the delight in my lunch hour of calling Orange to try and get myself a new tarrif and I can...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • centres mortgages poxy res rock
    • Replies: 36
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. KrustyTheKray

    Traffic census on A127 and A130

    Anyone get caught up in any of these? A127 going London bound during rush hour they have a lane closed off for a poxy census! The same thing yesterday going southbound on the new A130! Luckily i never used either road, but this seems a bit much to totally close off a lane, then the Police...

  18. Chin Up

    Don’t worry people.  We are still in a fantastic position and must still be favourites to win this poxy league.  There isn’t a team in this division who wouldn’t swap places with us.   Although we have made it difficult, I'm confident we will be fine. Some Facts If Col Ewe and Brentford...
    • mcshrimper
    • Thread
    • ford league lose money poxy types
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  19. Slipperduke

    Ticket Office

    I know that this is entirely my own fault for not getting tickets earlier, but Christ it's slow going this morning. I've been on hold for just over an hour and still, "Your position in the queue is......8th." Where is everyone?! Have they only got one person working...

  20. Large screen at the hall for 1st leg

    As i and many true blues who are the merry band of followers who regularly make up the 3-400 away fans during many normal seasons, im sure you will all be mad about the fact that getting tickets for the 1st leg will be very hard. So Mr Martin how about a big screen on the pitch at the hall for...
    • northbankblue
    • Thread
    • blues followers hall icke ickets poxy
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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