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  1. Tangled up in Blue

    Spanish cycling tour

    My wife and I were greatly inconvenienced by the first day of the Spanish tour, starting in Galicia recently. How about letting motorists know in advance that they're likely to be delayed by a bunch of prima donnas poncing about on bikes? Signs of detours would help too. Who on earth can find...

    Louis Prima .. Cool n' Hip or Utter Crap

    You decide .... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CodmlmxpZeQ&feature=related
  3. Depressing

    Not only do we have to put up with **** at club level, it seems that England are pretty passionless on their day as well (although we've known this for ages) Can't be arsed supporting a team of over-paid prima donnas who cant and wont show any bottle. Give me the likes of Pearce, Butcher and...
  4. Blackpool Must Remain Frugal While Aboard the Gravy Train

    The moment that the seasoned Brett Ormerod poked home Blackpool’s winner against Cardiff City in the 43rd minute will no doubt go down in the history of the club and town, but it stands to reason that the club now has an important decision to make in its history. Ian Holloway, the charismatic...
  5. CC51DAS

    Winding up hearing

    Here we go : Let's hope Ronnie Martini 's got the dosh Companies Court Winding Up List Wednesday 14th April 2010 It is emphasised that the following list is provisional and subject to change until 4.30pm. Any alterations after this time will be telephoned or emailed direct to the...
  6. Slipperduke

    Time For Chelsea To Grow Up

    WHAT’S GONE WRONG AT CHELSEA? For six years, Chelsea have been a relentless winning machine, but that arrogant sense of superiority has faded away. In its place is hesitancy, vulnerability and a worrying inability to dictate the flow of games. Chelsea are dropping points so frequently that...
  7. Pool Match at Rileys.

    There was a pool match between The Pirates and Southend United last night. Initially a few people were annoyed that only the youth team turned up, however; Scott Malone was there, Johnny Herd was there, and yes, the youth team was there. Steve Tilson turned up. Steve chatted to anyone who...
  8. Slipperduke

    Leeds United

    The dream that they lived under Peter Ridsdale has long since faded into a memory but, for the supporters of Leeds United, it's taking a lot longer to wake up from the nightmare that followed. Defeat at Wembley to a spirited and creative Doncaster Rovers means that it's another season in the...
  9. DTS

    Who would win in a fight?

    First he angered Matt Harrold by impyling he was ****, then he incurred the wrath of the whole primate world by implying Franky "The Gorilla" Banks didnt deserve a second testimonial - But now he has really gone and done it.... Ldn Fatso's (aka Steve the Slagger) one man mission to annoy the...
  10. Bob Cratchitt

    Fixing a Boiler

    Just thought I would put this up to see if anyone can make recommendations. Just got back from hols and low and behold the boiler has packed in, I spent 2 hours Saturday night trying to get it working . However on Sunday morning 2hours after it was meant to, it suddenly started up and worked...
  11. blueritethru

    Unglamourous club

    George Gavin from Sky Sports has just incensed me by saying that the 3 clubs promoted to the championship this year are unglamourous Cheeky monkey, there has been a strop 'o' mail sent to the Sky Sports sports editor Perhaps we are not BIG enough for the Sky Sports prima madonnas
  12. EasyPar

    Just started taking a look at a game called EasyPar which is basically a golf version of hattrick. It's still in quite primative stages, but it looks like it has the potential to be something quite good. You train up "yourself" to take part in tournaments against other individuals...
  13. 1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die

    Just heard about this book that was published late last year - some strange choices and (IMHO) some glaring ommisions. That said, I own 293 of these and have heard a further 108 giving me a respectable total of 401. To be honest, dying would be a favourable option to hearing most of the others...
  14. fbm

    Racist or Placeist?

    Earlier in the season at the Hall (can't remember which game) there were 2 coloured linesman who both were bald and who both had chequered flags.  Consequently, in my review of the match, I made a comment about an appalling decision in each half by the linesman but said that I couldn't tell...
  15. fbm

    Racist or Placeist?

    Earlier in the season at the Hall (can't remember which game) there were 2 coloured linesman who both were bald and who both had chequered flags.  Consequently, in my review of the match, I made a comment about an appalling decision in each half by the linesman but said that I couldn't tell...
  16. Stev Angus

    We have Stev Angus on trial today? Whats he like? Have you released him? yes he was released for being a prima donna that thought he was to big for league 2. he wouldh ave been signed for scunthorpe in the summer but he had "to much baggage" on his day he can be a good defender deffo...
  17. Another bloody Goater thread

    Am I the only one who isn't getting worried at the prospect of us missing out on signing an aging has-been? Sorry for not being seduced by the name, but I'm more concerned in a player's future, not a player's past. I don't want us to sign players who are living off their...
  18. fbm

    The right stuff

    In my 37 years of following SUFC, there have been two distinct periods where the club has gone in for "quality" players on good money.  On each occasion the management were applauded for showing great ambition... and each occasion ended in absolute disaster and nearly killed the club we love...
  19. Mr Wooly

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Arsene Wenger "From my position in the dug-out I did not see the incident clearly so I cannot really comment. However, I do think that he gets picked on by opposition players and fans who are clearly chickenophobic." David O'Leary "To be fair, he's just a...