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  1. DTS

    Southend Related Stuff at World Cup

    Just got back from a 10 day mini-bus tour with my mates covering France,Belgium,Luxemburg,Germany, Austria etc to see the world cup. Had a cracking time and had a few Southend related experience I thought I would share. * At Saudia Arabia game got chatting with some Brum fans one of em claimed...
  2. Xàbia Shrimper

    Brighton Stadium In Doubt?

    Brighton's bid to build a new stadium is in doubt after it was revealed Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott made a mistake in his approval letter. On Thursday, Prescott's office quashed last October's 'Yes' verdict on a stadium at Falmer after realising an error was made...
  3. Hockley_Blues

    Fox News perspective - pathetic

    This was taken from http://mediamatters.org/items/200507070005. Fox News' Brian Kilmeade: London terror attack near G8 summit "works to ... Western world's advantage, for people to experience something like this together" The following exchange between Fox News host Brian...
  4. Steven Gerrard

    According to a Liverpool, Gerrard has just rejected a 100K a week contract and says he wants to leave - this is the same player who declared he wanted to stay at the club after their Euro Cup win. If this is true, how much does he want? This is a prime example of why top-flight football is...
  5. Deano...Deano

    deano is a sports therapist, see http://www.icons.com/austin/ If you look closely one of the pictures is deano in his prime in a yellow hi-tec kit
  6. Old chestnuts-still confused

    Delancey Estates PLC sold a B&Q store in Brixton (21st, Dec 2004). Delancey own Blunglen. Blunglen are the major financial backers of Martin Dawn. Martin Dawn nab Southend United. SUFC have ff earmarked. It all rests on a B&Q store opening. I know what goes around comes around but this...
  7. Hockley_Blues

    C********r given stadium boost

    From BBC News
  8. The Artful Shrimper

    Friday Totty Watch.............

    Feeling hungry, your tongue in need of a good taste of prime flesh? have a feast on this underside courtesy of a workmates bike forum post;- Click here for some totty feasting
  9. fbm

    the fbm view and ratings

    Tilly said it wouldn't be pretty. Bentley said it would be ugly. Neither were lying. Chester have to be the most cynical side I have ever seen at the Hall.  I would hate to have to watch that rubbish every week and they started time-wasting in the first few minutes.  Every time they got the...
  10. Midweek Funny

    Not many people know this but the day after the US presidential election George W Bush boarded a flight to England to see his old mate Tony Blair. He kept it all very quiet, simply boarding Air Force 1 with an overnight bag and his trusty pet dog. He knocked on the door at Chequers and the...
  11. Hockley_Blues

    Trouble At The Top

    A quote from the Radio Times: Should make interesting viewing! Starts 9.50 on BBC2.
  12. New stadium

    If as SUFC are proposing, a new stadium is on the way, how will a development company such as our landlords are, justify if as sound business. No doubt the current Roots Hall stadium will realise a very tidy return in terms of being sold as prime development land, even though its existing...
  13. Price-Drop TV Presenters

    Fit As Feck I reckon price-drop tv knew she was popular with the boys.  Calling the products "sh.it" live on air and saying their music "gets on my tits" usually means the sack.  But hey, she's still on prime-time for the channel hoppers amongst us. And she's in the Guinness Book Of Records...
  14. Vange Shrimper


    Many years ago, in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"..and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma...
  15. Groyne Strain

    David Icke:  "The Queen Is A Lizard"

    A truly wonderful interview is being conducted by This Morning with David Icke right now. Apparently, the world is being controlled by shape-changing super reptiles known as the "illuminati."  The Queen, presidents, prime ministers are in on it all - and Burt Bacharach!     Also, tables don't...