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Anyone got a spare ticket for Professor Green @ Cliffs Pavilion on Monday?
Please let me know. Standing only :) Thanks in advance!- phsend
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Ahmed
A professor at Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?' About 90 students raise their hands. Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you...- Hotman
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Stalker
I am being stalked on Match.com by this sexy little number ..... Now seriously lads shes stalking me saying she is going to come meet me and everything - now I am kinda up for plating it but I will need a good drink first and I am scared I might break it in half! Plus she likes big...- TrueBlue
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- cooking music professor seeks teacher theatre
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Dont vote for these .....
Aside from that horrible website, that im finding almost painful to read . A replication of the separation of 50% of humanity (again why ??) Repetitionof figures to the point of nonsensical rambling. Deliberate attacks on the other parties that Libs and Tories dont seem (unless their hidden...- osymandus
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- behaviour civil cleaning develop district export funded heathrow hidden illusion individuals infrastructure learning pensions peoples pile politically produces professor raises systems teacher terminal tolerance underpaid
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- Forum: The Politics Forum
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The best part of THE American Dream
See they do do things really well quick background Randy Paush was a Professor (sadly died in 2008 of cancer) His lecture tour was with EA , and he tells how you can do things , and help others to achieve and develope you and themselves (plus he created the cool VR stuff in Disney Land :D)...- osymandus
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Blair: Gaza's great betrayer
It's more than a year since Israel launched its immoral attack on Gaza and Palestinians are still living on the verge of a humanitarian disaster. So what has Tony Blair done to further peace in the region? Virtually nothing, argues the historian Avi Shlaim Comments (98) Buzz up! Digg it Avi...- Tangled up in Blue
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Football kit questions
1) Anyone know why Swindon were wearing a black (and turquoise?) kit at home last week against Franchise? The visitors were, for some reason, wearing their red away kit and surely even that ******** club would know not to bring a red kit when you're away to Swindon. Surely? 2) What was the logo...- Uncle Leo
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My pathetic attempt to keep West Ham a two-bit club*
I've been art directing a set of flyers and posters for a certain football TV company. A bit like Sky, but a bit more yellow coloured, if you catch my drift. This afternoon, I had to make a call on what players to use to promote their televised football fixtures. Now over this festive period...- seany t
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- coloured flyers hasn pathe professor
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What f**king annoys me
Is when idiot psychologists try and pigeon hole people... A study by a psychology professor has found links between personality and music taste. The Heriot-Watt university professor Adrian North said: "We have always suspected a link between music taste and personality. This is the first time...- MK Shrimper
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- annoys classical define innovative money music professor rate rock rover stereo suspected
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Inbreds feature in BBC documentary
INBREDS PLAGUED BY DISEASE Colchester United fans are suffering from genetic diseases following years of inbreeding, an investigation has found. A BBC documentary says they are suffering acute problems because incest is emphasised over health when breeding. The programme shows Colchester...- CC51DAS
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Hell
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington Chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus...- shrimper loz
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- assume belong birth boyle faster following heaven professor proving rate shared souls washing
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TV's Top 25 put-downs
TV's top 25 put-downs published Lord Blackadder spent most of his life devising witty 'put-downs' Insults by Captain Mainwaring and Lord Blackadder have been named among the top 25 put-downs in TV history, as chosen by the Radio Times magazine. "Stupid Boy!" uttered by Dad's Army's Captain...- Napster
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- army bonding bradford carrington ched chocolate cliff complex controlled cup daniels desert didn diet divorced eating encounter enthusiasm fixed gene hackett hanks hasn knives mars millionaire minister nico percy pike professor published rigsby romance ski tangled taylor temporarily towers
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A Christmas Tale
They don't do it in Germany, they've long since given it up in Spain and the French would be astonished if you suggested that they should give it a try. The Christmas football fixture list is a curiously British and Irish disease. With almost every other civilised nation doing the sensible...- Slipperduke
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Kit question - Umbro
Probably one for our Glasgow-based Kit Professor, but I'll open this up to the floor.... How come so many teams this year have Umbro kits? Umbro used to do loads but have been slowly edged out of the market over the years. When Celtic and Chelsea dumped them, I think that left Everton as about...- Uncle Leo
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Ponder These
Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Why do you have to "put your two cents...- HUTTON
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Stupid Women
I once told a secretary that the kebab that you see going round and round at 3am was actually an "Elephant's leg" which she 100% believed. She said "That is just so cruel and wrong....I think I'll have a burger next time instead." We kept it going for a while before one of the other secretaries...- Desert Shrimper
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- advised burger cruel dru ead gcses kebab professor
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Top 100 Intellectuals
No sign of SZ's Durera I'm afraid here Tariq Ali political campaigner Martin Amis novelist and critic Perry Anderson historian Karen Armstrong historian of religion Colin Blakemore neurologist and MRC chief executive Philip Bobbitt theorist of law and conflict Melvyn Bragg...- Napster
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- academic anderson ard brittan chancellor chief citizenship columnist conductor conflict conservative developmental economics gran hare hitchens hut imo ish islam ive kay literature military musician political professor rees relations religion sacks science tan theatre writer
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