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  1. Anyone got a spare ticket for Professor Green @ Cliffs Pavilion on Monday?

    Please let me know. Standing only :) Thanks in advance!
  2. Hotman

    Ahmed

    A professor at Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?' About 90 students raise their hands. Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you...
  3. TrueBlue

    Stalker

    I am being stalked on Match.com by this sexy little number ..... Now seriously lads shes stalking me saying she is going to come meet me and everything - now I am kinda up for plating it but I will need a good drink first and I am scared I might break it in half! Plus she likes big...
  4. Labour Dont vote for these .....

    Aside from that horrible website, that im finding almost painful to read . A replication of the separation of 50% of humanity (again why ??) Repetitionof figures to the point of nonsensical rambling. Deliberate attacks on the other parties that Libs and Tories dont seem (unless their hidden...
  5. The best part of THE American Dream

    See they do do things really well quick background Randy Paush was a Professor (sadly died in 2008 of cancer) His lecture tour was with EA , and he tells how you can do things , and help others to achieve and develope you and themselves (plus he created the cool VR stuff in Disney Land :D)...
  6. Tangled up in Blue

    Blair: Gaza's great betrayer

    It's more than a year since Israel launched its immoral attack on Gaza and Palestinians are still living on the verge of a humanitarian disaster. So what has Tony Blair done to further peace in the region? Virtually nothing, argues the historian Avi Shlaim Comments (98) Buzz up! Digg it Avi...
  7. Uncle Leo

    Football kit questions

    1) Anyone know why Swindon were wearing a black (and turquoise?) kit at home last week against Franchise? The visitors were, for some reason, wearing their red away kit and surely even that ******** club would know not to bring a red kit when you're away to Swindon. Surely? 2) What was the logo...
  8. seany t

    My pathetic attempt to keep West Ham a two-bit club*

    I've been art directing a set of flyers and posters for a certain football TV company. A bit like Sky, but a bit more yellow coloured, if you catch my drift. This afternoon, I had to make a call on what players to use to promote their televised football fixtures. Now over this festive period...
  9. What f**king annoys me

    Is when idiot psychologists try and pigeon hole people... A study by a psychology professor has found links between personality and music taste. The Heriot-Watt university professor Adrian North said: "We have always suspected a link between music taste and personality. This is the first time...
  10. CC51DAS

    Inbreds feature in BBC documentary

    INBREDS PLAGUED BY DISEASE Colchester United fans are suffering from genetic diseases following years of inbreeding, an investigation has found. A BBC documentary says they are suffering acute problems because incest is emphasised over health when breeding. The programme shows Colchester...
  11. shrimper loz

    Hell

    The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington Chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus...
  12. Napster

    TV's Top 25 put-downs

    TV's top 25 put-downs published Lord Blackadder spent most of his life devising witty 'put-downs' Insults by Captain Mainwaring and Lord Blackadder have been named among the top 25 put-downs in TV history, as chosen by the Radio Times magazine. "Stupid Boy!" uttered by Dad's Army's Captain...
  13. Slipperduke

    A Christmas Tale

    They don't do it in Germany, they've long since given it up in Spain and the French would be astonished if you suggested that they should give it a try. The Christmas football fixture list is a curiously British and Irish disease. With almost every other civilised nation doing the sensible...
  14. Uncle Leo

    Kit question - Umbro

    Probably one for our Glasgow-based Kit Professor, but I'll open this up to the floor.... How come so many teams this year have Umbro kits? Umbro used to do loads but have been slowly edged out of the market over the years. When Celtic and Chelsea dumped them, I think that left Everton as about...
  15. Ponder These

    Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Why do you have to "put your two cents...
  16. Desert Shrimper

    Stupid Women

    I once told a secretary that the kebab that you see going round and round at 3am was actually an "Elephant's leg" which she 100% believed. She said "That is just so cruel and wrong....I think I'll have a burger next time instead." We kept it going for a while before one of the other secretaries...
  17. Napster

    Top 100 Intellectuals

    No sign of SZ's Durera I'm afraid here Tariq Ali political campaigner Martin Amis novelist and critic Perry Anderson historian Karen Armstrong historian of religion Colin Blakemore neurologist and MRC chief executive Philip Bobbitt theorist of law and conflict Melvyn Bragg...
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