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  1. The Big Shrimp

    Did I Overdo My Celebration?

    When Clarkey's magical goal went in, I, along with 6000 others jumped punching the air in celebration. In the lower stand I was under the low roof & didn't realise how low it was until I punched it a bit hard! This evening, whilst going through my photo's, I've noticed that above where I was sat...
  2. RobM

    Harrold!

    Darlington's Tim Ryan was sent off for a foul on Wycombe's Chris Zebroski, but Zebroski then saw red for punching team-mate Matt Harrold.

  3. Modern Art

    Me and Mrs MK took a trip into the big smoke today and decided we'd pop into the Tate Modern for a browse. Now I have never seen such a collection of utter worthless toss in my entire life - pictures (if you can call it that) that a 5 year old could have done with a sugar rush and let loose at...
    • MK Shrimper
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    • burn mask music pain paint parts punching soldier toss
    • Replies: 55
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. duncan bulgaria

    The tramp that is Chris Martin

    Whats going on with him , he's punching well above his weight with his missus and instead of being a tad gratefull and making a bit of a effort , he just swans around like a tramp surely he gets dressed in the dark.
  5. Irish_Shrimper

    Movies that make you want to punch one of the lead actors in the face

    Slight variation on Bloke in the Pram Shop's highly entertaining thread about punching singers - What actor would you love to sock in the jaw then? My vote goes to the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and that utter **** Russell Brand :D

  6. Curbishley knows his place

    Apparently, those devilish cockney scamps who follow the 'Irons' (rhyming slang for poofs, have they never realised?) were booing their 'heroes' despite winning. They demand better, apparently. In his post-match interview, Alan Curbishley told it like it is. He stated that their average league...
  7. * ORM *

    BT - OD Match 10

    Thought I'd start this week. I am punching slightly above my weight in second at home to third today and a win would seal V status next season. As it is so tight any defeat needs to be close to maintain best NRR in the division. I only lost the away fixture by 8 runs and it is really down to...
  8. Grayson

    Punching Above Their Weight

    We must all have one. Which member of your team is scoring more runs than their skills suggest, or taking wickets frequently when they really shouldn't be. My nominee is Rhys Thay, my wicketkeeper. His batting is proficient/wonderful yet he averages just shy of 50 in level III OD this season...
  9. Flaiming Moe

    Mass Brawl at Football Match

    Amazing story and pictures. Fists and chairs fly as football league match descends into a violent mass brawl Last updated at 14:23pm on 14th February 2008 Police have launched a probe into how a football match descended into a mass brawl which saw fists flying and chairs used as missiles...
    • Flaiming Moe
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    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. The Watermill Wino

    SoL Sport Special Live From Burroughs Park

    Via satellite our reporter this evening is Tannis and in the SoL studio is Wino. In a joint SoL/Zone production. Weather is fine and clearish with a slight breeze, Tuppy is about to tackle a Wakering fan from behind with his Stella Artois after comments of his ball control whilst punching the...
  11. ashingdon-shrimper

    ECHO Yesterday

    Billy panters picture? wtf? is that actually him punching that bag? he looks about 10
  12. Kenny

    Good Post Mortem of our season

    Borrowed this from the yahoo list (with the original authors permission). This guy used to contribute to the SUFC fanzines in the 90's. ps: Didn't realise the Railway was showing the West Ham game on Saturday!!!! ------------ This was probably my sixth/seventh relegation so, as well as...
    • Kenny
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  13. fbm

    How stupid do we want to appear?

    Let's see. We're struggling in the league - in no small way due to injuries and suspensions at key times. But we are mainly playing teams that have proven pedigree and quality. Yes, we're on a bad run and may well get a club record of successive games without a win. But we also...
    • fbm
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    • cup especially gods gran ish league punching respected solidarity somewhere test tilly wouldn
    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  14. Tilson IN! Tilson IN!

    I cannot believe some of the ridiculous posts along the lines of "Get rid of Tilson" or "Tilson don't know what he's doing" (note the use of bad grammar). Simply: 1/ Tilson is the best manager we've ever had. 2/ Before he took over, we were seriously staring at...
    • DJShrimper
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    • cup foo hanks ive league punching relative suppor wish
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  15. The General

    CAN YOU LOT PLEASE STOP F*CKING MOANING

    As anyone that knows me, i do like a good f%&king whinge and moan anything anything and everything but some of you lot on here are a big bunch of girls. You are all whining and moaning about how we are not coping in this league!! Are you f*cking suprised?! Look at the resources...

  16. THE NEW STADIUM

    this is the one, that I expect to get the flack from(bring it on) I realise that I am in a majority of 1, but I do not want, and do not expect to get a new stadium. Everyone is riding the crest of the wave, at the moment, but stop for a moment to consider the reality of the situation. We are a...
    • TMWLT
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    • continued hall ish punching roots
    • Replies: 40
    • Forum: Fossetts Farm
  17. canveyshrimper

    Time to get real

    I realise that this is an open forum, and within the constraints that people are allowed to say what they want on the subject of SUFC, its players, management and the general running of the club. Let us bear a number of points in mind, firstly this time two years ago we were around 15th in...
  18. Xàbia Shrimper

    Biggest English Clubs Part II

    The list below might surprise a few people but it's been devised on several historical criteria: a) the number of seasons in the Football League b) the number of seasons at Level II (20pts per season) c) the number of seasons at Level III (10pts) d) the number of seasons at Level IV (5pts)...
  19. Southendsleeper

    Grim down south - a frozen match report

    Not bad, just not great So so cold, snow at some points. The goals like the snow came in a flurry, Guttridge's header and Gowers class finish coming minutes apart. Sodje is a class player, showing almost arrogance in some of his defending, his positioning is excellent as is his heading...
  20. Andy_S

    Thurrock Vs Bishop's Stortford

    I haven't got time unfortunately to do my usual round up, but I thought I'd post on here about the game I was at yesterday. Instead of having to nervously keep track of what we were doing via Sky etc, I thought I'd go along to a match, and being a 10 minute drive from Dagenham...
    • Andy_S
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    • bishops brough desired didn ead enthusiastic exactly foo football ford hanks league pulled punching rack souls stated tfc touched unused
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
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