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  1. Andy Carroll

    After watching the reindeer cup game tonight . A fit Andy Carroll will keep Bilic his job,frightens the life out of defenders.
  2. Mad Cyril

    Illuminated garden reindeer

    Anyone know where I can pick up a couple of these on the cheap? I am looking for a touch of festive class to compliment the crazy paving and block driveway. Homebase and B&Q do them but I am looking at over a ton for an adult plus calf. They are going on my garage roof so quality is an issue...
  3. A word or two of caution for the festive season

    All employees planning to dash through the snow in a one horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are advised that a Risk Assessment will be required addressing the safety of an open sleigh for members of the public. This assessment must also consider whether it is...
  4. Medway Blue

    Why don't I feel Christmassy yet?.....

    .....because I've realise what a ******* Santa is, that's why. I mean, aside from the dubious idea of an elderly man entering the bedrooms of sleeping children and emptying his sacks, what else does he do? Think about it: 1) Parking offences - how many parking tickets must he pick up with his...
  5. Thorpe Groyney

    Does The Big C Make You A Big C?

    I'm just in from my daily walk. Despite the cold my face is burning up. Although the wander was a modest one, to Southchurch Park, the seafront and then back home, my body aches all over and I'm far too tired for a bloke of my age to be. You see, people, I have cancer - and I'm fare more...
  6. * ORM *


    Not sure if this has been posted elsewhere but I've just received this by e-mail - A footballer was arrested and out on bail yesterday, and is due to appear before magistrates in Nottingham tomorrow, to face charges relating to an incident which took place at his clubs annual Christmas...