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  1. RHB

    'President Putin 'probably' approved Litvinenko murder'

    So says the Independent enquiry in Litvinenko's death of a few years back. Pretty strong stuff to explicitly name Putin as probably being involved. I doubt many will be surprised but the direct link in his death to the Russian President is unusual. No doubt our relations with Russia will see a...
  2. OldBlueLady

    Random word links in posts

    Guys, I mentioned this within a thread but just in case none of you have seen it, I wondered what is going on with the fact that some random words are appearing as if they are linkys (I never have worked out how to do them) and when you hover over them, they link to "text enhance" adverts. Take...
  3. Napster

    Lessons we can teach kids from former/current players

    I was thinking about how we can teach children about history, culture, philosophy, etc and how we can use real-life to illustrate. Then I thought how for example, we can point at Freddy, and use him as an example of Romany culture. Or we can use Phil Gridelet as an example of poor race...
  4. Question Famous relations

    So after RichieC's admission that he's related to Dick Clement, is there anyone in your family tree vaguely famous? I am, through marriage, somehow related to Lorraine Kelly or so I'm told. You 'orrible lot?
  5. pringlejon

    Question Hot girls with bad laughs

    Saw an attractive girl in the street when I was on my way to the shops a minute ago. Nice figure and all that, but then she laughed...the kind of loud laugh you feel embarrassed to be around. Simple question, could you look past the laugh and date someone like this or would you politely refuse...
  6. Positive Customer Relations

    Amongst a number of other people I had my season card ticket taken away by the stewards after it ws not accepted for the game on Tuesday night. They still let me in, but other than saying that the club would be in contact they could not say what the problem was. So I popped into the booking...
  7. canveyshrimper

    PL Fixtures Round 14 - Paint Trophy - Tuesday 5th October

    I'll get these fixtures up early, and as we don't get much chance to predict of our 6 fingered, web footed, sister shagging inbred friends from up the A12, nor for that matter their East London relations I've included them, in the hope they both crash to embarrassing defeats. Oh and how they did...
  8. Robbo

    The Blues or The Shrimpers?

    I know that this has been discussed before, but with the current positive vibes emenating from RH, is it time to consider moving back to "The Shrimpers" rather than the rather generic "The Blues"? I don't follow "The Blues", I follow "The Shrimpers". The club's nickname should relate to its...
  9. Ron Manager

    Con/Lib agreement in full - in summary

    1. Deficit Reduction The country is skint, cuts will be made to make life harder for working families but still allow big businesses to dodge as much tax as possible. 2. Spending Review - NHS, Schools and a Fairer Society Cuts 3. Tax Measures Minimal tax cuts for the masses (enough to get...
  10. Shrimper

    Relations

    Would you say 3rd cousin is related to you in a way that it would be deemed incest because i found out that i have a 3rd cousin which turned out to be the person i'd like. FML. So, yeah, 3rd cousin related?
  11. * ORM *

    Geoff King MUST go and GO SOON !!!!

    Shamelessly taken this description from another thread posted by Napster "Geoffrey King is a member of the Chartered Institute of Secretaries and Administrators, a member of the Institute of Management and a Fellow of the Faculty of Builders. Prior to his involvement with Southend United he...
  12. yogi bear up the cagire

    Question Do we really want to know?

    This not being the first time that awaited signings have not come to fruition can I pose the question, do we really want to know about prospective signings before they are confirmed? The club would, presumably, defend their actions by saying that we were keeping supporters informed and that...
  13. Slipperduke

    Question Interactive Novel Writing

    Ok, bit of a weird one this. I have here the first 1,500 words of a story, battered out in an afternoon to no distinct end or conclusion. It's a first draft, it hasn't been polished or checked and, critically, it doesn't have a direction. I was thinking of a British version of Lost/Journey To...
  14. South Bank Hank

    Zone Update So just who IS signing all the players?

    Everyone else is signing players, Tilson out, we're the League's poor relations, we don't have any players, it's two weeks before the season and we're the only club not strengthening, Ron Martin isn't doing it, etc, etc. Finally, a few facts to counter the myths and ******** we seem to get...
  15. ldnfatso

    this is classic

    We all know about famous modern managers refusing to speak to television stations because of perceived wrongs in their coverage - but what about Stockport boss Jim Gannon? He, reportedly, is not cooperating with Sky before the club's play-off League Two play-off final against Rochdale because of...
  16. Stop The Mosque

    I noticed a thread a few weeks ago, mentioning that some Islamic society Want to turn a Christian place of worship into a place radical islam, ie a mosque. We must all do everything in our power to stop this going through. For anyone who Thinks this is peaceful loving religion, the events of...
  17. Davros

    Fun and games on C2C last night

    i have just fired this off to C2C customer relations... i think you'll enjoy.. Dear C2C a bemusing journey home last night... Having been kicked off the train at Basildon circa 10.30pm we were told there would be buses soon to take us further onwards. After an hour (and another couple...
  18. Napster

    Best obituary ever?

    http://news.independent.co.uk/people/obituaries/article3075649.ece Sammy Duddy Belfast paramilitary and drag artist Published: 19 October 2007 Sammy Duddy, political activist, drag artist and poet: born Belfast 1945; twice married; died Belfast 17 October 2007. Sammy Duddy was a colourful...
  19. Roswell

    There was an interesting article in the mail last Saturday about a Lt Walter Haut the chief of public relations at the time.He has since died but left a sworn affidavit to be opened only after his death. Full story here...
  20. Davros

    Save The Red Arrows

    Gorden Brown is trying to s**** the Red Arrows as part of his drive to take away all the things that make this country great... ok, thats not the reason.. his arguement is that it is to save money, but with forces recruiment struggling, and world relations fragile, this fantastic advertising and...
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