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Slipperduke's Slippery Column
It pretty much wrote itself this week..... Slipperduke's Slippery Column #12 I've got a massive problem today. It's not just the fact that I've spent five hours in the freezing cold queuing for non-existent tickets to Southend's League Cup clash with Manchester United. Well, actually, it is...- Matt the Shrimp
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- bitter challengers champions convincing cup divide foo fro hanks icke ickets itself league liverpool para relations sing stopped sweary
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Ron Martin's letter i.r.o. New Stadium
I have just received the post containing a letter to all season ticket holders on details of the application to Southend Council. Also, about an exhibition i.r.o. the new ground, commencing Monday 16th October, which will continue for several weeks, in room adjacent to the Club Shop and Ticket...- Blue Shrimp
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- dedicated exhibition icke relations
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- Forum: Fossetts Farm
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Ronnie Whelan - Get down the dole queue
Dear David Thanks for your email to Sky. Firstly, I would like to thank you for your kind comments with regard to the overall coverage given on the Sky Sports channels. It is always pleasing to learn that all of our efforts to provide quality entertainment are appreciated by our viewers...- DTS
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- channels hanks liverpool relations sky sports sports
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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EMAIL FROM THE FA...
Many thanks for contacting The Football Association and please accept our apologies for the delay in responding. With regards to allegations of pitch invasions by Swansea City fans in their match against Bury, Swansea City are a member of, and therefore answerable to, the Football Association...- sanchosser
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- contacting following foo football hanks relations town
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Top 100 Intellectuals
No sign of SZ's Durera I'm afraid here Tariq Ali political campaigner Martin Amis novelist and critic Perry Anderson historian Karen Armstrong historian of religion Colin Blakemore neurologist and MRC chief executive Philip Bobbitt theorist of law and conflict Melvyn Bragg...- Napster
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- academic anderson ard brittan chancellor chief citizenship columnist conductor conflict conservative developmental economics gran hare hitchens hut imo ish islam ive kay literature military musician political professor rees relations religion sacks science tan theatre writer
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Cliff Clavenisms
They did a study comparing postal workers to chimpanzees. They proved chimps were 32 % slower. Of course, they were better with public relations"; "There's no rule against postal worker dating women; it just works out that way"; "It's a little-known fact that the...- Napster
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- army cows knife larger relations scientists tan
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Friday laugh
I know this is an old one but it still makes me smile every time i read it. The following is a real complaints letter sent to NTL customer services dept..... Dear Cretins, I have been an NTL customer since 9th July 2001, when I signed up for your 3-in-one deal for cable TV, cable modem, and...- GNH
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- ant cease entertaining following fur individuals ish ive music relations servers stupidity testicles tools tray voice
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Funny complaint letter.
<span style='font-family:comic sans ms'>Not from me, being passed about by email at work (not about my work either!!) If you notice anything libelous, let me know and I'll edit!!</span> <span style='font-family:georgia'>I have been an *** customer since 9th July 2001, when I signed up for your...- Durera
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- alarm ant cease entertaining fur individuals ish ive music rate relations stupidity testicles tools tray voice
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Ginger's to become extinct
<span style='font-family:comic sans ms'>Seriously! Not a joke!! According to scientists, ginger hair will fade out due to more racially mixed relations... Apparently blondes will be going the same way, but at a much slower rate... So, MF, you have even more in common with a Dodo.</span>- Durera
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- fade rate relations scientists
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- Forum: Homer's Bar