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  1. danburyshrimper

    Latest Rumours Rihanna buys out ron martin

    Well we can dream cant we ? ..... According to the Daily Mail today , She is looking to buy a UK team , and what better club can she buy than the nearest seaside town to Englands capital ! We have massive potential , and have a string of Carribean players over the years , including the great...
  2. pringlejon

    V Festival Tickets

    On sale for Essex residents this morning. Just grabbed myself 4 for the sunday. Guessing they'll be sold out v quick. General sale tomorrow. Only got them to see rihanna really!!!!!!
  3. seany t

    How many of the Top 25 most downloaded iTunes songs since 2001 do you like?

    Bold the ones you do! 1. Black Eyed Peas - 'I Gotta Feeling' 2. Lady GaGa - 'Poker Face' 3. Black Eyed Peas - 'Boom Boom Pow' 4. Jason Mraz - 'I'm Yours' 5. Coldplay - 'Viva la Vida' 6. Lady GaGa - 'Just Dance' 7. Flo Rida (feat. T-Pain) - 'Low ' 8. Taylor Swift - 'Love Story' 9. Leona Lewis -...
  4. chadded

    Exclusive Interview

    Jeff Stelling interviews the Artist, sometimes known as chadded, often referred to as Biffa, after a stunning win in the Totty Cup. Steve, congratulations on the victory, you must be very pleased. Yea, obviously I'm delighted, it's a great win, and I'm very proud. Going back to the opening...
  5. South Bank Hank

    Round 2 - LACEY TURNER v Rihanna

    SZ Totty Cup Round 2 Action Voting closes in 24 hours. REMEMBER! Your vote is important - don't give it up too early. In this second round of the competition, Lacey Turner (sponsored by resident War Hero Chadded) is paired with Rihanna (sponsored by blues r best). Post your pictures...
  6. South Bank Hank

    Round 1 - Helen Mirren v RIHANNA

    SZ Totty Cup Round 1 Action Voting closes in 24 hours. REMEMBER! Your vote is important - don't give it up too early. In Round 1 of the competition, Helen Mirren (sponsored by Berrichonne Shimper) is paired with Rihanna (sponsored by blues r best). Post your pictures, arguments, support and...
  7. South Bank Hank


    Gentlemen - and hopefully some of you ladies - it's that time again. The Totty Cup is back and it's bigger and better than ever. As last year, we will be harnessing the outstanding intellect, wide-ranging intelligence and thought-provoking insight that exists on this fine board and putting it...
  8. Irish_Shrimper

    Interview with an Exile: Part 4 - Overseas Shrimper

    This week, Mark (Overseas Shrimper) from Malta takes part in the Interview with an Exile... 1) How long have you been an exile? A) I have been in exile since ’95, mostly in Malta but with stints in India and back in London. Even though I returned to the UK, it was for work and I...
  9. Rihanna

    That 'Umbrella' song was annoying to the point of torturous, and everything she's done since is just as bad. But I don't care. She's beyond fit and I would crawl a mile over broken glass just to p!ss in her shadow. I've never met her and probably never will, but I love her. Unconditionally.