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  1. Slipperduke

    Nothing To Love At Team England

    So farewell, John Terry. Stripped of the captaincy for stripping his mate's girlfriend, and several other people's girlfriends by the sounds of it, we shall not see his like again. It's all so thoroughly grubby and pointless and it's a massive blow for England's chances of summer glory. Terry...
  2. Slipperduke

    City's Glaring Vie-error

    When Kenny Dalglish ruled the roost at Anfield, Liverpool were the dominant force in English football. He maintained their superiority during his tenure with a very simple transfer philosophy, and it's something that Manchester City would do well to emulate. 'Always be sure to sign better...
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  3. Hands Up Who Paid for That...

    I'll admit it. I paid the full £14 to watch 76 seconds of boxing last night. I was fooled by a Jewish New Yorker who talked a good game, but failed to mark his words with any kind of action. After taking two attempts and a stripping to make the 10 stone weight limit, Dmitriy Salita informed a...
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    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Canvey Shrimpers All Sports Forum
  4. TrueBlue

    Ant and Dec (from Hecklerspray)

    With the exception of the time when one of them was shot on the eyes with a paintball gun and went blind, Ant and Dec have never been in so much trouble. Between ripping off viewers with rigged text-in competitions and now the news that a British Comedy Award they won was also rigged, the...
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    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Firestorm

    Concerned

    Obviously the apparent perilous financial state is concerning me, but I have started to get niggling doubts about matters of integrity since rm's last blog. we owed around 6M according to the last accounts and RM went public around 6 months ago with a comment along the lines that the 2.4...
  6. Tommy2holes

    The official WTF is going on thread

    Lets put things into perspective. We are lead to believe that the reason for our lack of financial clout is because we are building this super stadium. What a load of old sh 1t . Does anybody seriously beleive that we are going to ever see a brick layed? I dont believe it will happen in the...

  7. King Flintoff Ends Aussie Reign

    Australia's 75 year reign at Lords came tumbling down with a whimper, as King Flintoff gave England victory on the back of his first five wicket haul at the ground. Nothing could suppress the nerves at the Home of Cricket this morning, a terrific stand of 185 between Michael Clarke and Brad...
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    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Canvey Shrimpers All Sports Forum
  8. Slipperduke

    Perez is Real-y Wrong

    Fresh from capturing the signatures of Cristiano Ronaldo and Kaka, Florentino Perez is now bent on global domination, according to reports in Spanish football newspaper, AS. It has been claimed that the Real Madrid President is rapidly drawing up plans to shift his club's kick-off times from...
  9. ldnfatso

    Michael Jackson Ticket dilema

    07/01/2009 Will your Michael Jackson tickets be worth more than the refund? Guest post by Dr Christopher Paley In offering Michael Jackson ticket holders the choice to take a refund or receive their unusable tickets as souvenirs, AEG have introduced music fans to one of the most intractable...
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    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  10. C2C and NXEA under public ownership

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8127851.stm After the collapse of NXEC this morning, it appears that the DFT are looking at stripping NX of their other two franchises. Would people support this??
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    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. loz

    OD- week 1

    against one of the usual rivals... switched my usual bowling tactics and opened with spin (Barnes being rested after his heroic exploits in FC this week). Paying off handsomely so far, with Cairns ripping through their top-order on very attacking... End of Over 6: 13-4, runrate=2.17 Cairns...
  12. pringlejon

    Gers star hurt by exploding egg!

    Gers star hurt by exploding egg Broadfoot has been a regular for Rangers since signing from St Mirren Rangers defender Kirk Broadfoot was taken to hospital...
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    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. maninasuitcase

    Careful!

    According to the honest hard working folks at FootballData Co. who own the rights to all football fixtures, scores, tables, club crests etc. etc., you will now need to purchase a license worth up to £15000 to display SCORE UPDATES on a website...
  14. Slipperduke

    No Respect From Scolari

    Respect? Not at Stamford Bridge. Four wins on the bounce should be enough to cheer any manager up, but Luis Felipe Scolari still found reason to storm down the tunnel after his side's 2-0 win over Middlesbrough. It was assistant manager Ray Wilkins who was left to shake hands with the opposition...
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  15. My Housemate's a Moron, Appropriate Banter Needed

    I'm living in a house down here in Eastbourne with 4 other lads, all students, and as you may expect, the banter tends to fly around. All legit banter, nothing too serious or personal, nothing physical either. One of my Housemates is a bit of a bargain hunter, addicted to those money saving...
    • EastStandBlue
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    • Replies: 26
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. Benfleet A1

    Our little trip to Chelsea

    I awoke at 4am in need of a wee and stumbled out of bed. One empty bladder later I attempted to get back to the land of nod, no chance. So I surfaced, got dressed and tip toed into the kitchen for a cuppa. Got bored with the telly so tormented the cat for a while by making out I was going to let...
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    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Magnum PI

    Mitchell Cole

    Another one to start to prove Tilly wrong? His recent form has elevated him to England C games, recently travelling to Bosnia to represent England, and absolutely ripping Grays apart tonight with two goals ! Jamie stuart also scored the Grays goal tonight
  18. Slipperduke

    Standing Ovation? For A Cheat?

    So we've all forgiven Cristiano Ronaldo then have we? Did I miss a meeting? I've seen some strange things in football this week. I've watched first-hand as a star-studded Tottenham Hotspur side fail to string more than three passes together. I've sat in surprise at Stamford Bridge as Chelsea...
  19. Slipperduke

    Ronaldinho

    It still remember it vividly. I was at a friend's house on a Saturday night in 2005 and we were having a glass of wine before hitting the town. Being of Spanish descent, she had the Real Madrid - Barcelona game on the television. We had no plans to watch the whole match, we were supposed to...

  20. Dumping a mortgage

    All, just a bit of advice needed (and I think I know the answer). If you don't know, last year I split with my long term missus of ten years and the house we bought together went on the market. Had plenty viewings, but not a single offer. Fortunately we were quite amicable and we could sit in...
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