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The Beatles Greatest Album
Now I know Bobby Greenberg will struggle with this as I will.......Libertine reminded me over the weekend when he listed to "Rubber Soul"..sometimes I forget what made me love them... So this is a poll to find out what was the best album and once we have 3 at the top we will disect them to find...- Cricko
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- beatles rubber
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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SZ Novella - Chapter One
Inspired by the truly awesome work of the Shrimperzone Writer's Bureau, I've been clattering away on a full version of this dystopian nightmare, attempting to give it the depth that it deserves. MK Shrimper planted a bug in my head and I really hope that I can do it justice, not least because...- Slipperduke
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- chapter ched concrete crack disgust dru fusion hidden pain pile rubber rubbish rugby scheduled shelter slack soaking stepped storms taxi torrents wallet wasn wild writer
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Question Can any of you old gits help
I received my best ever Christmas pressie when I was 8 and can not remember what it was called and want to pick the brains of the old gits on the Zone. S**t description coming up. Basically it has a number of ball bearings that went up a cork screw type lift and then when they got to the top...- Aberdeen Shrimper
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- bearings description rubber
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Two-headed baby born in Bangladesh
A baby has been born with two heads causing crowds of 150,000 to surround a hospital. Police were called in to control the throngs in Bangladesh amid fears of a stampede that could crush the boy, named Kiron, and his 22-year-old mother...- Aberdeen Shrimper
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- crush headed rubber
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Hottest Burger In The World (some rude words)
This is in Brisbane, shall I have a go when I get there in a months time and report back? Yeah, like f*** I will! was digging around the zGeek forums the other day when I stumbled across one of the funniest post-hot-food-eating articles I've ever read. "Cranky" had heard about the "Off the...- Ron Manager
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- aunt bleeding burger burn continued core crack defeated didn eaten eating gest grab halves hanks ish mentally packs pain physical plaque prepared rubber salad steel stopped stumbled test torrents wasn
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Retailers (not sure if this has been posted before)
Condom Retailers Imagine if all the major retailers started making their own condoms but kept the same [or almost!] tag-lines Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better Tesco Condoms - every little helps Nike Condoms - Just do it Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life Galaxy Condoms...- shrimper loz
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- burger complicated cos exactly pain parts posted rubber
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Liverpool
Liverpool won the battle for fourth place more comfortably than their 1-0 scoreline suggested with a confident, accomplished victory that will send them to London on a high. The fact that this mighty club was fighting for such a lowly league position is a searing indictement on this season's...- Slipperduke
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- aerial attempted champions cup deed ead emirates fernando finishing individuals jury league liverpoo liverpool rubber seventh somewhere unfulfilled worthy
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Fossetts Farm...
...ok ok, this should be on the Fossetts Farm thread, but this is where all the action happens! Does anyone know, by chance, when work on the new stadium is going to start, or when the head of secretary is going to rubber stamp the plans???- 20sOuThEnD-cHaMpIoNs06
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- rubber
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- Forum: Finances and the Future of SUFC
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13th March .... no news so far .....
When Ruth Kelly is gonna to rubber stamp the development of the Stadium? Hurry up and put it out of our misery!- Murkey_Mouse
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- rubber
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- Forum: Finances and the Future of SUFC
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D Day
Tommorow being the 13th* is Surely the Day Ruthy gets her Rubber Stamp out and gives us the all singing all dancing mother ****er of a Stadium we have all been waiting for........... *Based on Sussex by the Sea's estimation (Blame Him ;) )- Kent Shrimper
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- rubber singing
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- Forum: Finances and the Future of SUFC
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Southend United - How far have we come? Part 1
Cast your mind back almost ten years; could you honestly see us reaching this pivotal moment in the history of Southend United? Back in 1998 the football club was skint; it couldn't pay its players, it couldn't pay its creditors, it couldn't pay the Inland Revenue; the future was so bleak that...- Xàbia Shrimper
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- 1955 ant argyle banker bitter cas ched chief claimed claiming continued cos daw didn divisions dreadful dudley especially essex expired foo funded fur hall hanks hasn homeless incompetence inland joi league minister money package prepared principle rack rate reaching recover rent repeated roots rubber rubbish seventh ski skint sports struggles suppor suspected town youth
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Ruth Kelly - Would You?
I thought after True Blue mentioned it, it was worth a Dave the Shrimper style poll. If the rubber stamping of the stadium depended on it, would you?.....- Kenny
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- bbc rubber shared
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Cricket Update
Just noted that... * In what is probably a dead rubber in the C&G, given the way that Sussex has dominated the Southern division, we beat Kent comfortably in the competition on Sunday. * England were hammered again by Sri Lanka in London - first at Lords, now at the Oval. Not good. * Andy...- Matt the Shrimp
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- essex hanks largely rubber toss
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- Forum: Canvey Shrimpers All Sports Forum
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1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die
Just heard about this book that was published late last year - some strange choices and (IMHO) some glaring ommisions. That said, I own 293 of these and have heard a further 108 giving me a respectable total of 401. To be honest, dying would be a favourable option to hearing most of the others...- hexagon_sun
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- 1955 abdullah adverts airplane alice amos ancient anto apollo arcade artists assorted beastie beatles beefheart beggars bends billie birth blades blues blur bolt bowie breakers brubeck buildings cherry cohen connor coral costello cowboy crowded culture cure curtis dagmar damned daw depeche differences disposable divine dolls donald duck dury dylan elton eva evans explosion fields fighters flash fur gabriel gods greetings harlem harrison headed heaven heron hms hollywood hypocrisy inch incredible invention iron isaac jane janet jansch jimi jorge joshua jungle jurassic killers kiss lang laura league lenny linkin liquid lonely louis madman mania maria marquee mask mccartney mcqueen meat mercury michel milton mister mondays morrissey nails nico nile nirvana norah notorious oasis outta para parliament parsons peppers pharcyde physical pills portishead presley prima primal prodigy published radiohead raiders rees releases rises rock rolling roses roxy rubber rubén runners san sarah screaming seeds shankar sings smashing smokers solomon spiders stereo stones straits sunshine tank tapes taught teardrop teenage tito tortoise toys tracy travels travis turbo twelve unknown urban vale vauxhall venus verve vines wax wes wings wish womack youth zombies
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Steel 'Baller Bands'
If anyone is interested, I have 10 Adidas steel 'Baller Bands. These are the next generation of the rubber wristband that went nuts last year. These are really stylish in silver and have coloured Adidas logo's embossed on them. They are all also individually numbered. They are dead rare over...- palexander
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- adidas coloured numbered rare rubber steel sticking
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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C********r given stadium boost
From BBC News- Hockley_Blues
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- bbc bbc essex essex foo football ive minister money prime rubber town
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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What's their ground like?
www.footballgroundguide.co.uk will tell you all you need to know - including what the pies are like! Pea soup and rubber socks are an alternative to TV.- RobM.
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- ell foo ive rubber socks soup
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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MY SOUTHEND UNITED DIARY
Today is a sad day. I got wrong at the clinic on yesterday’s yesterday for punching Sara’s lights out but it wasn’t my fault. She shouldn’t mess with rubber bands because they can have your eye out and she shouldn’t take them off my parachute man anyway. Thackery say’s I have to apologise when...- Guest
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- cos cup elastic faul joi kiss league money parachute properly punching rubber socks suppor support
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Chelmsford City
Just in case anybody's remotely interested this is a report from the council meeting last night: Essex sport, and Chelmsford City Football Club in particular, will benefit from a landmark decision by the Chelmsford Borough Council’s Planning Committee to approve the development of Melbourne...- Adrian C
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- approve assurance audi claimed condensed continued disturbance evans executed foo football hall ive remotely rubber shared stepped suppor support surrounding town wells wish yfc youth
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- Forum: Homer's Bar