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  1. Greebosan

    Saucy Jack

    Read an article the other day claiming that the identity of Jack the Ripper has been confirmed at last...
  2. Firestorm

    NSFW Sammy or Elvis would never do this

    Linky Or would they ?
  3. Tie #11: Total Recall (Clinton Baptiste) v Carry On Abroad (Uncle Leo)

    Arnie SciFi action takes on a good old British saucy comedy.
  4. Lester Bangs

    Liam Maher RIP

    Ok I havent seen this posted elsewhere but sadly Liam Maher, the front man from Flowered Up, passed away yesterday. The album 'A life with Brian' was the soundtrack to my first year of Uni along with Leisure by Blur. Absolutely an amazing album and always made feel on top of the world. Have...
  5. DTS

    What would you rather get hold of?

    Had this debate with a mate the other day. What would you rather get hold of right now if you were single - a saucy teenage (legal I must add) bird or a slightly older vixen MILF? Think at my stage MILF's are two a penny if you can be arsed as most of the women you see out at divorced. However...
  6. Matt the Shrimp

    Saucy Sweeties...

    Apparently, a chap in Yorkshire finds Maoam sweets offensive... Maoam's "carnal encounter" :)
  7. DTS

    Question Wedding day dilemas - Am I being out of order.

    Mrs DtS and I are quite frankly at loggerheads. The wedding of the decade - no sorry century is now just 5 weeks and 3 days away. All appears to be done except the fact I have no ring, suit or speech but hey plenty of time. About six months ago we went to see my good friend and SZ poster (And...
  8. DTS

    Worst date ever?

    Come on then ladies and gentlemen. We have all had some pretty terrible dates - so give us your horror stories. Mine dates back to 2006 time. I was doing a mortgage for a SZ poster who I wont name for fear of dating the data protection act or something similar. We met up at London Bridge where...
  9. OldBlueLady

    Apprentice week 8

    Not as good an episode as last week's, but still quite fun to watch. With Lucinda as PM for Alpha and Helene for Renaissance, the two teams had to select two items to showcase at the National Wedding Fair, with the one gaining the most orders being the winner. Helene and Sara were moved to...
  10. DTS

    Work Experience.

    We have agreed to take a young girl on work experience in April. Got to say not overly keen on it as you normally end up telling some ****ty kid about your job while they sit there staring into space for two weeks. What was your work experience? I did three weeks ar Barclays Bank. Nothing...
  11. Davros

    One to start the Weekend (week 29)

    Take an 80's track... change the words a little.... loop the sample.... add a saucy little video... and what do you have.... a number 1 from 2006 that hung around at the top spot for 6 weeks... Ladies and gentleman i give you... Eric Prydz - Call on Me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK14Dt8Mgxw
  12. Slipperduke

    Surprisingly accurate personality test

    http://www.animalinyou.com/survey.asp When I worked at The Independent we used this personality test on ten people in the office and it was pretty much spot-on in every case. It only asks a handful of questions, so God knows how it works. Anywhere, here's me. I'm a rooster! Roosters are...
  13. DTS

    Shrimperzone - City of London Summer Drink up.

    Ladies and Gentlemen, A few of us from this board will be having drinks on Thursday 21st June 2007 at the Ship near Fenchurch Street from 6pm. http://fancyapint.com/pubs/pub1778.html It would be good if we can get as many of us out and pass the bordem of the long summer. The basic plan for...
  14. shooter mcgavin

    Where is....

    Doesn't quite seem a friday without some of the Sussex lad's saucy sonnets!!
  15. DTS

    Shrimperzone Men

    Watching the game on Sky last night when the group tables came on of my mates commented that he had bedded women from three of seven coutries in group 2 (I think). I was wondering if we the virile men of Shrimperzone could betweem us have literally bedded the whole of Europe. Below is a list...
  16. Sexy Lady in a shrimpers kit

    I bought the latest pervy edition of NUTS this week they have a section for women to send saucy pics in the footy kits. This week there was a picture of a blonde called Amanda sporting the best kit in the land. Yep our very own Blue and white betterview kit and little else. I didnt recognise her...