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  1. Leads 3-7 Forest

    surely not ;) WE ALL 'ATE LEADS SCUM
  2. Napster

    Friday quiz

    Southend quiz for Friday: 1. Since January 14, 1956,which player played a stunning consecutive 219 games? 2. Which player scored only 2 goals (out of 8 appearances) in 1984/5 season, and both of them in the same game to secure a 2-1 win v Stockport? 3. Who was the only ever-present player in...
  3. davewebbsbrain

    Latest Rumours Players moving on

    I was out at a party last night and I was shown a text on someone's phone stating the following: Ferdinand going to Fulham and loaned back Grant to Crawley - Done deal Mohsni to The Scum with Duguid coming this way Hall and 100k to Charlton and Benson coming this way. The text came from...
  4. Jack The Flag

    W Block / Stolen Flag

    Thanks to the lowlife scum that stole one of the TBV flags off a pole in W block today. Although the person that has taken is probably a child I just think it's disgusting that we can't even put flags out without people feeling the need to steal one. People work hard and put alot of money into...
  5. Onion_Bag_Dave

    In need of a car!

    Recently had my car written off on Saturday night. Some genius in a massive Toyota pickup truck decided to smash into me at 30 mph ish whilst I was going round a corner, blatantly was drunk and he drove off (scum) BRILLIANT! But basically, I'm in need of a car as it is how I get to Uni everyday...
  6. Tangled up in Blue

    EDL-Heroes or villains?

    http://gu.com/p/2mqjf Personally I think they're racist scum and a revamped version of the BNP.Do they have any fans on SZ? Wonder if Rusty has got anything to say on the subject?:unsure:
  7. Yorkshire Blue

    O'Neil joins W*** H**

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/w/west_ham_utd/9372501.stm Turns out it was Gary, not Martin.
  8. Reserves 1-0 Scum Stiffs

    Anyone going? I have a little bit interest in this game as my 15 year old cousin has made the Col U squad. Interested to know how he gets on names Billy Roast he's a defensive midfielder/centre back
  9. chadded

    Room 101

    If you had the opportunity to put 5 things into Room 101, and thus consign it/them to a fate worse than death, what would on your list? Note* Ron Martin is not allowed on anyone's list. The same applies to Leyton Orient, Colchester United, and West Ham. Mine would probably be this: 1...
  10. Jack The Flag

    Wolves are Scum

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-11387678 They wernt the nicest looking bunch when we visited!
  11. Rusty Shackleford

    Rusty's X-Files - A Brief SUFC Themed Special

    There's not much to say anymore. Even the most pink-hued of the rose-tinted spectacle brigade are joining us in the realist corner - our beloved club is well and truly ****ed. I'm not going to post a rallying cry - I know we'll get behind the team if by some miracle we're able to get a team...
  12. shrimpboy

    Wayne Brown

    Ex-scum defender Wayne Brown is in trouble after telling team-mates that he voted BNP in the election. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1278502/Leicester-City-star-Wayne-Brown-forced-grovelling-apology-BNP-stance.html
  13. Thrills, Spills and Unpaid Bills - The League One Review Part Two

    Ok, here's the second part to my review of the League One season. Apologies for the delay, have been busy this past week. Brighton Quite how Brighton finished as high as 13th should pay great testament to the work of Gus Poyet since his arrival. Having narrowly avoided the drop last time out...
  14. John Cena

    Roy O'Donovan

    http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11695_6132930,00.html Why did it not work out for him here? Hope he goes to Southampton rather than the scum.
  15. Slipperduke

    Life In Tottenham

    Grown men bounce into each other like rubber balls on the street outside, screaming incoherently at each other in beery ecstasty. At the front door, a woman tries desperately to light a cigarette in shaking hands, eventually giving up and asking the bouncer to help, tears of joy in her eyes. All...
  16. Captain?

    Just wondering who people would like to see as captain for the game against Walsall? Personally, and I know this may be controversial, but I would like to see Baldwin as captain. I know he is on loan for the scum, but he has shown great commitment, passion and a will to do well since he has...
  17. Nicky Bailey....

    .....cheated former club Southend United tonight. He's more scum then I thought!
  18. Onion_Bag_Dave

    The Remaining Fixtures

    14 games are left 8 at home Charlton * Exeter City * Carlisle Walsall Yeovil * Brentford Brighton * Stockport * Ones with * beside are teams out of form or lesser ability. 6 away Hartlepool * Bristol Gillingham * Leeds (a freak win) Oldham * Southampton Ones with * beside are teams...
  19. Ron Manager

    An exiles view

    First, I understand completely that those of you who watched it suffered the most. You paid good money and by the sound of things had a great deal of hassle to be there. You also had to take the taunts and chants of the farmer scum as we were losing. However I feel I suffered with you. Rising...
  20. TrueBlue

    Question Ban the Scum or not?

    Would you like to see the banning of all Colchester fans on this board?