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  1. yogi bear up the cagire

    Totally beyond belief????

    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-35773649 No, this is not about the veracity or otherwise, of these leaked papers..........it's a more important question than that. We live in a western democracy........freedom of the press and all that b******s. So, from that point of view and...
  2. Benfleet A1

    Long Overdue

    Finally the law has caught up with this scumbag. http://news.sky.com/story/1530798/uk-cleric-charged-with-inviting-support-for-is Better hope he's listening when you're :Worthy: next.
  3. Alma Mater, Slebs and you

    Seeing as Mad Cyril obviously attended the New York school of Performing Arts, any famous people went to your schools/Uni? I get racist Joe O'Meara from S Club 7 and Shrimper John Cornwell (school), and actress Catherine Tyldesley (Eva, Corrie) from my Uni. I never met any of them. You?
  4. Lets fix it for Jim.

    To rest in a place that is fit for a true scumbag like him. I say that they dig his rotting body up and put in a grave inside a prison for say 100 years or more,it works in Isreal so why not here for very naughty people,your thoughts?
  5. * ORM *

    Abu Qatada - DEPORTED !

    Worth every penny. Hope Jordan revokes the assurances he was given to make this possible. One less utter scumbag.
  6. Court artists

    They are generally terrible, but my god this takes the biscuit surely? Michael Scumbag who murdered Lee Rigby - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22713349 They've drawn him like the golly (ooer racist) from the jam jars. Just awful!
  7. Question Is there a bigger scumbag in the world than Mick Philpott?

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-21771467 (Probably) has killed 6 of his own kids by burning his house down and then had several threesomes with his wife and another man in the aftermath of the fire. If and when he's found guilty can I be part of the firing squad please? An...
  8. You, who do you hate?

    Is it; a) Fat crook Evans. b) Fascist Wet Spam scumbag Di 'C*ntio. c) A.N. Other (not to include Dick Bate/Ron Martin/Sturrocks Paul & Blair/Drewe Broughton).
  9. DTS

    Your 5 most loathed people in SUFC history.

    Reading MtS and Kent Shrimpers hatred for Barry Fry has got me rattled too. So I am looking for everyones top 5 most loathed people in SUFC history. They can be ex players, managers, chairmen even the St John Ambulance as long as they are or were on the SUFC books. Bit of rationale for the...
  10. BrettieAngell

    Phil Jevons

    Still a scumbag, knew he was going to score he always does against us. I remember him getting Maher sent-off at Yeovil once and generally diving around at every opportunity. Was good to see him get sent-off and hand us the advantage yesterday, justice!!
  11. davewebbsbrain

    Emdadur Choudhury

    Can't believe the pitiful fine this hate fuelled scumbag has been handed out. This sountry stinks. If it had been a Brit burning a muslim symbol they would have been classed as racist and given a maximum fine. muslim poppy burners joke £50 fine
  12. David Pipe

    http://www.thisisgloucestershire.co.uk/news/international-footballer-jailed-vicious-nightclub-bottle-attack/article-2310642-detail/article.html Good to see the scumbag has been sent down.
  13. Calvin Candie

    Is this BNP candidate right for starting a fight?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbswfmyvYtw Personally i think he is 100% coorect for kicking the **** out of the scumbag who done it
  14. J


    We won. End of. British Society 1 - Islamic scumbag extremists 0.. Now **** off you A grade *****... **** off from society, **** off from This country and **** off from this Earth. SCUM
  15. Benfleet A1

    Working For a ***** Company

    As some of you will know, I work for a Rescue & Recovery Company which is not your average 9-5 sort of job. Most though not all who do this job expect long hours, all weather conditions and sometimes, the very real risk of serious injury or even death. It's the nature of the job (considered in...
  16. Mad people you have/are dating/married to.

    The mighty shrimpers thread got me thinking of a old flame that was a real life honey nut loop.She came from a well to do family and lived in a big house and i was a council house scumbag that would never ever be good enough for her in the eyes of her father. I dated her for a long 4 years until...
  17. ESB's League One Preview - Part 1

    With just two weeks until the big Kick Off, here's part 1 of my League One Preview, covering the first twelve teams. Part 2 will be up tomorrow. Brentford Last Season: 1st Manager: Andy Scott Key Player: Charlie MacDonald, Striker Prediction: 18th Manager and former O's scumbag Andy Scott has...
  18. fbm

    Imaginary conversations... or are they?

    Date - 1st July. Venue - Tilly's bedroom. The alarm goes off at 7 am. ST: <yawn> Ah well, another day another dollar. To be fair, it is the start of a new contract year. I wonder if Brushy has sorted out our new players. Better ring and find out. <Dials Brushies number. Phone rings for...
  19. Benfleet A1

    Mobile Phone Theft.

    Took the wife and daughter to Marsh Farm today as a little treat. While I'm on dad duties on the slides and swings the Mrs went off to get a couple of cups of tea. When she came back she gave me a quick bell and slipped her phone in her pocket. Well she thought she did but it looks like she...
  20. 5 Live

    Just heard a Southend fan (Dave) on 5 Live comparing us to lottery scratchcards... anyone from this board? (longshot I know). Funny that the next caller was a Col Ewe scumbag - we were first again and the sheep shagger didn't like it :D