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  1. Evening Echo

    Brown seeks deadline day deals for striker and defender

    SOUTHEND United manager Phil Brown heads into the final day of the transfer window still in talks with five of his striking targets. More...
  2. Lee Rigby murderer seeks £20,000 damages.

    :stunned::stunned::stunned::stunned::stunned::stunned::stunned::stunned::stunned: The killer had an altercation with guards and lost teeth....now seeking 20k in compensation ! Amazing really....he should have paid the ultimate price for his vile act...this country is truly crazy.
  3. Evening Echo

    Demetriou seeks successful return to Walsall

    JASON Demetriou is seeking another successful afternoon at Walsall this weekend - only this time as an opposition player. More...
  4. Evening Echo

    Coker seeks winning run for Shrimpers

    BEN Coker is eager for Southend United to secure back to back victories for the first time since February when they head to Northampton Town tomorrow. More...
  5. Evening Echo

    Fit-again Coker seeks revenge against Burton

    FIT-AGAIN Ben Coker is desperate to help Southend United see off table-topping Burton Albion at Roots Hall on Monday. More...
  6. Evening Echo

    Former Southend United midfielder Martin Ling seeks return to football management aft

    MARTIN Ling will be eagerly awaiting the outcome of tomorrow’s game between two of his former sides at Roots Hall. But the ex Exeter City and Southend United midfielder will also be wishing he was still involved in management too. More...
  7. yogi bear up the cagire

    Trialists against gillingham today

    According to CP we have a 'behind closed doors friendly' against Gillingham today. As well as Gomis Bedsente CP has indicated that the following are also expected to participate. Chris Phillips ‏@CJPhillips1982 8 h Ex Barnet and West Ham...
  8. Evening Echo

    Southend United captain Chris Barker seeks improved form against League Two's struggl

    CHRIS Barker wants Southend United to improve their wretched record against League Two’s struggling teams, starting with a win at AFC Wimbledon tonight. More...
  9. Argyle

    Hi guys, Argyle fan here in peace. As you may know, our club is still in administration as the season starts. The administrator picked his preferred bidder many weeks ago but as yet that bidder has not completed the deal, as deadlines have apparently repeatedly been extended. The bidder...
  10. Cricko

    Taxman seeks temporary Admin

    The Taxman has changed tactics in a bid to get Southend United to settle it's debts...In it's latest High Court claim HM Revenue and Customs has applied to put the club into temporary administration over unpaid tax debts of 200k. The application differs from previous attempts to wind the club...
  11. TrueBlue


    I am being stalked on Match.com by this sexy little number ..... Now seriously lads shes stalking me saying she is going to come meet me and everything - now I am kinda up for plating it but I will need a good drink first and I am scared I might break it in half! Plus she likes big...
  12. New assistant manager on Tuesday?

    SUFC to appoint legendary manager as temporary assistant for Tilson? As ever the Southend Afternoon Echo seeks to put the late into latest news. It must be hard to top on of the most successful double-acts in SUFC history, but might Ron Martin be set to pull off the ultimate dream team?
  13. Rusty Shackleford

    X-Files Special: Prince of Wales really is a Charlie

    From Mark Steyn writing on NRO: According to His Royal Highness the Prince of Wales, we only have 96 months left to save the planet. I’m impressed. 96 months. Not 95. Not 97. July 2017. Put it in your diary. Usually the warm-mongers stick to the same old drone that we only have ten years left...
  14. Andy_Shrimp

    Gary Glitter

    Has said that he don't want to come back here.Well I don't want you back you filthy barsteward. If we can do this why can't we have more control, as to who else comes here. We can and should control our borders. I am not a racist and will accept anyone who seeks refuge (for the right reason)...
  15. Yorkshire Blue

    The Olympics

    I went along this afternoon to see the Olympic Flame pass through our nation's fine capital. I for one, am excited about the prospect of the Olympics coming to Britain in 4 years time. For me there is something special about the Olympics going all the way back to its roots in Ancient Greece...
  16. South Bank Hank

    The ShrimperZone Totty Cup - Qualification Round

    It struck me recently that it is way past time for us to harness the outstanding intellect, wide-ranging intelligence, and thought-provoking insight that exists on this fine board and put it to some true and noble cause. ...and so, gentlemen, I present to you the ShrimperZone Totty Cup, a...
  17. chadded

    Get your coat love.....

    I've got a knife. Shamelessly copied from Facebook.... IS that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" "It's a gun, get your coat." -- "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Chloro" "Chloro who?" *thud* "Chloroform" -- "Do you come here often?" "No" "You do, because I've been following...
  18. KrustyTheKray

    One from this weeks Essex Enquirer

    3FT, cross dressing, chinese midget. into bungee jumping, seeks similar. Tel No 09052 300 960 Box Number 838518 Made me giggle Made me think, i've never ever seen a chinese dwarf! Found out this a.m. that the entire dwarf population in the world is a little over 191,000.  I thought to...