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  1. Does Jon Venables deserve execution?

    Following on from a very brief discussion in a seperate thread a few months ago, it's been confirmed today that Jon Venables is to once again stand trial for possessing indecent images of children. I'd like to gauge people's thoughts on whether Corporal Punishment would be justified here...
  2. HudsonNo1

    Same old same old.....

    Deep breaths people... I know it May seem odd or hard to accept but we had the same old comments and reactions popping up this time last year in relation to loosing players, Brown being disliked or players loosing faith in him, and people calling for his head, this was after barely surviving the...
  3. manor15

    Ranger given 8 month custodial sentence

    Probably worth a thread of its own. Discuss here. Would imagine he'll appeal and try to get it down and with good behaviour he may not be inside that long in the end, but disgusting act regardless.
  4. Ranger sentencing next week

    Understand his sentence hearing is due next week .No doubt the Echo/CP will publish details at that time.
  5. Mad Cyril

    Describe your life in one sentence

    The opening credits of Magnum PI on constant loop.
  6. Shrimpergarry

    Inniss Released! (from jail)

    Sentence remains but suspended for 18 months according to the local paper. http://www.croydonadvertiser.co.uk/8203-jailed-crystal-palace-defender-bottled-man-in-bar-court-hears/story-29707548-detail/story.html
  7. Footballer's names as a question

    I saw this on reddit and nicked the idea before I read any more of the contributions. Very simple. There are some footballers whose name can end a sentence and make a question. For example: Is Wes Brown? Can Peter Crouch? continue!!!!
  8. Yorkshire Blue

    Reverend Otto

    http://www.echo-news.co.uk/sport/blues/11839355.Catching_up_with__Former_Southend_United_winger_Ricky_Otto/ Love the final sentence. That's the way it should be.
  9. Things that should be punished with a custodial sentence

    Participating in a mexican wave at any sporting event. (you can substitute the punishment for something more appropriate if you want).
  10. 'Single punch' murder

    4 years too long/short/just right? How much of sentencing should be influenced by the consequence of the action? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/10662148/Attorney-General-considers-whether-single-punch-killing-sentence-was-too-lenient.html Be warned, the video in this is horrible.
  11. Benfleet A1

    Woolwich Murderers Sentenced

    One whole life term and one for 45 years. Lets hope both serve their sentences hanging by their bollocks for 23 hours aday from meat hooks.
  12. * ORM *

    The Song story thread

    Thanks to MK Shrimper on the met other half thread for the inspiration. How about we try a story where each sentence is one line of a song but no song can be used twice in the story. Starting with...... You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when I met you.
  13. steveo

    Marine A

    A minimum jail sentence will be set in December. How long does this bloke deserve? How long will he get?
  14. yogi bear up the cagire

    Echo for a laugh

    Article in the Echo on line.........'FB killed my schoolwear shop'. Worth the read for the last sentence.......... “The shop sells the uniform with the school logo on, so you can’t get it from anywhere else. It will be inconvenient for me, because I’ll have to find somewhere else.”...
  15. Name and shame

    South upper row b seats 55 and 56 two brothers in their late fifties with scars and dyed black hair Every match seems to be the same; win ,draw or lose the abuse some players get is a disgrace, Fridays match reached a new low from the first minute till the last no player was spared with the...
  16. TrueBlue

    i have been naughty

    removed ....
  17. Cricko

    Breaking News Timlin goes down

    Chris Phillips ‏@CJPhillips19823s BREAKING NEWS - Michael Timlin has been given an 84 day prison sentence but will only serve half
  18. I've Been Moderated by the BBC

    I read on the BBC News site about the Egyptian fans given the death sentence and I posted a comment along the lines of "It could have been worse --- instead of the death penalty they could have been given season tickets for Col Ewe". The BBC forum moderators felt that was offensive and deleted...
  19. custodial sentence for posting on Facebook

    So a 20-year old has been banged up for 12 weeks after posting "jokes" relating to the missing girl in Wales. Obviously a stupid thing to do, but 12 weeks in nick at tax-payees expense? Really? Thought our prisons were already "overcrowded", so we waste space on this kind of serious offence?
  20. Fossetts Farmer

    Sheff Utd 29 goal top scorer Ched Evans jailed for 5 years

    Wow, surprising he can be found guilty and his mate not guilty of rape? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-17781842 First time I read this I thought the sentence was harsh, then second time I thought well maybe he done wrong but surely that makes his mate just as guilty? Don't suppose we can't...