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  1. Labour v Letwin

    The ghastly Diane Abbott and her cronies are really giving it to poor old Olly,30 year's and Abbott still demands blood!.Letwin apologised for his view 30 year's ago yet the Labour snides still demand more.Chukka and another old boot scream racist and disgusting regarding Letwin's remarks...
  2. manor15

    Group A - Brazil, Croatia, Mexico and Cameroon

    Group A, the group of the host nation, and possibly even the favourites. It seems that the draw has been kind to Brazil, and they will be expected to qualify from the group easily. The battle for second place and qualification to the next round will be close, with all three of the other teams...
  3. Shale Gas/Fracking

    Finally the government has done something that might actually encourage growth. There is an abundance of shale gas in the North of England. It has the potential to dramtically reduce energy prices and also reduce carbon emissions since gas power generation emits a lot less carbon than coal. In...
  4. Kent Shrimper

    Easyjet Flights from Southend on sale

    Good mix of destinations, can only be a good thing in my opinion London Southend now on sale! Enter our fantastic prize draw Book a return trip for early summer 2012, from London Southend Airport and you could win a pair of tickets* to every other desination now on sale from this brand new...
  5. Question Imploding double glazing

    Before you ask no old shallow hasnt had one too many for his own good this has now happened to me TWICE in the last week once when me and wifey were both out and both times in the bathroom. Last night at 2am went to the bathroom and window made loud bang and there was glass everywhere. There...
  6. Benfleet A1

    Kids Just Don't Know Their Born

    While having a wonder around the shop today it suddenly struck me just how little kids know of the real world and what they are missing out on. It started when my missus mentioned our niece and how it must cost her mum a fortune so she can wear all the clobber and make-up yet she hasn't two...
  7. Slipperduke

    I Heart Phil Brown

    As a fan of Southend United, the latest minnow to struggle for air in the small time, I tend to enjoy the misery of Premier League clubs more than most. Newcastle United's demise was particularly pleasing, given the arrogance of Freddy Shepherd towards the lower leagues. It's just a shame he...
  8. Napster

    Palace opinions on Barrowdale

    Nothing special... Gary Borrowdale? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Very sorry if I am posting this in the wrong section... If so, please could one of the mods move this to the appropriate section? We (QPR) have recently signed him on loan...
  9. NZamba Legend

    Blues world

    Anyone else noticed how there has been nothing but highlights packages on Bluesworld of late? When they are after your bunce at the start of the season there are interviews galore, indepth tactics tete-a-tete's with Brushy, reserve highlights etc etc. but once you've signed up, all the good...
  10. Acer Recovery Discs

    Firstly, for the mods, I am not asking for anything illegal - I have the licence for the disks I need and all the software on them. I have an Acer Aspire laptop, 7520 series, and the hard drive has crashed. It is supposed to be possible to recover from this using the "hidden" recovery...
  11. Slipperduke

    Sir Alex Ferguson's relationship with Cristiano Ronaldo.

    Likening your guidance, as an employer, to the counsel of a father is a tactic that very few football managers could get away with, but what might sound melodramatic and over-familiar in some cases is perfectly suitable for Sir Alex Ferguson's relationship with Cristiano Ronaldo. "If you are...
  12. SUFC_Al

    Match of the Day

    While watching the Man U/W Ham and Sheff U/Wigan games, I was really annoyed at how many times the commentators used the phrase "that goal could be worth £60million" or that save "is worth £60million". It really brought home to me how shallow and messed up top flight football in this country...
  13. Winkle

    Shipwrecked!

    If you where shipwrecked on a desert Island, what sort of minx would you like as your companion? I had a long thing think about this and narrowed it down to two, the plump brunette or the butch lesbien (as I am a comlpete lazy barstard) Went for the plump brunette in the end because looks isnt...
  14. Winkle

    Shipwrecked!

    If you where shipwrecked on a desert Island, what sort of minx would you like as your companion? I had a long thing think about this and narrowed it down to two, the plump brunette or the butch lesbien (as I am a comlpete lazy barstard) Went for the plump brunette in the end because looks isnt...
  15. Its Only A Game

    Sweets Quiz

    Currently doing a quiz for my daughter trying to guess the names of sweets from cryptic clues. Any help would be appreciated. 1 wobbly infant 2 wise guys 3 address of refined people 4 edible fastners 5 for a job well done 6 nine & upwards 7 voodoo 8 alcohlic home for dentures 9 falling...
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