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  1. Slipperduke

    Perez is Real-y Wrong

    Fresh from capturing the signatures of Cristiano Ronaldo and Kaka, Florentino Perez is now bent on global domination, according to reports in Spanish football newspaper, AS. It has been claimed that the Real Madrid President is rapidly drawing up plans to shift his club's kick-off times from...
  2. Slipperduke

    Taxing Times For EPL

    Have you noticed anything strange about this transfer window? Usually by this stage of the summer the Premier League is awash with new superstars from every corner of the planet, all clutching whopping great contracts and glibly swearing their allegiance to the cause, but with the exception of...
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  3. Slipperduke

    Return Of The Old Guard

    How very retro. There was a time when any game between Arsenal and Manchester United was epoch-shaking. They were the two giants of the domestic game, battling out their own private war while the likes of Chelsea, Liverpool and, this'll make you laugh, Newcastle could only look on from the...
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  4. Benfleet A1

    A Recovery Nightmare

    It all started normally. Flat battery in South Woodham Ferrers, clutch gone on an VW Camper in Westcliff another flat battery at Southend Hospital. All run of the mill stuff. Then I got a call for an Ford Scorpio in Pitsea with a wheel bearing gone and needing recovery to Great Yarmouth. That'll...
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    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  5. Question Tilson Out?

    Everyone's entitled to their opinion. But thankfully some people on here are not running the club. Otherwise, we'd have lost arguably the best management team we've ever had. I don't think even the most optimistic person at the end of January could have predicted the run we've been on after...
  6. Crabby Shrimper

    Disabled left shift key

    Ok, not sure what I've done, but somehow I've managed to disable my left shift key, backspace key, and the a, s, d, f keys. Any help GREATLY appreciated!
  7. Slipperduke

    SZ Novella - Chapter Three

    Chapter One http://www.shrimperzone.com/vb/showthread.php?p=930452#post930452 Chapter Two http://www.shrimperzone.com/vb/showthread.php?p=930981#post930981 Chapter Three - Putting Faces To Names "You look...interesting." said Shackleford, peering over the top of his pint glass. "Have you...
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    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Slipperduke

    Hiddink's Hairdryer

    Juventus 2-2 Chelsea (2-3 agg) (Iaquinta 19) (Essien 45+1) (Del Piero 74) (Drogba 83) Guus Hiddink was hired to bring some tactical sophistication to an underwhelming team, but according to Ray Wilkins, it was an old-fashioned half-time hairdryer that carried Chelsea to the last eight of the...
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    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  9. Rob Noxious

    Ugly xi

    Whilst avoiding things that need doing around 'Shrimpero Mansions' ahead of a 5.15pm-08.45am 'on call' shift, I came up with this little thread idea for all my fellow work-shy 'Zoners, ie:- Who would you have in your all-time 'ugly eleven,' from eg 'Roly Poly Goalie' Neville Southall, to up...

  10. Employment help

    Looking for a bit of info regarding my job. I am on a temp contract at a residentialhome covering sick and maternity leave since last June. Every weekend I work a 12 hour shift every Saturday and Sunday. However yesterday I found out that my hours had been cut on Sunday as one of the long term...
  11. Slipperduke

    Adams Better Off Out Of It

    How thin is the line that divides success from failure? Size zero model thin, if you're Tony Adams. With five minutes remaining in Portsmouth's weekend clash with Liverpool, the former Arsenal defender seemed to have turned the corner. His side were leading the title contenders and powering out...
  12. Slipperduke

    The Strife of Riley

    You have to take your consolations where you can in life. On an evening when he was bellowed at by Southampton's manager Jan Poortvliet and widely abused by over 30,000 home fans, Mike Riley should draw solace from the fact that he lives in Leeds, some 205 miles away from the St Mary's Stadium...
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  13. chadded

    So, who is in work today?

    THat'll be me then. Currently 3 and a half hours into a 12 hour shift. And then back in at 7pm tomrrow for another 12 hours.
  14. Slipperduke

    Question Interactive Novel Writing

    Ok, bit of a weird one this. I have here the first 1,500 words of a story, battered out in an afternoon to no distinct end or conclusion. It's a first draft, it hasn't been polished or checked and, critically, it doesn't have a direction. I was thinking of a British version of Lost/Journey To...
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    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Uncle Leo

    US Sports - The Bill Simmons manifesto

    ESPN's Bill Simmons outlines what he'd do if he was made Obama's "Sports Tsar". Some crackers in here... Creations: A college football playoff system; a uniform boxing organization; a better trophy for the World Series; championship belts for the defending NBA champs that they must bring to...
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Canvey Shrimpers All Sports Forum
  16. SUFC Forever

    When is the replay?

    Was wondering if they had announced the date of the replay as being a shift worker will have to book the night off work?
  17. seany t

    Supermarkets - What can be done to control their power?

    I've worked at, and for, a supermarket in the past and at first I thought all the scaremongering about 'Supermarket Power' was merely that. However, right now there are many, many things are I am becoming increasingly disillusioned by: • Supermarkets initially made money by using brands to get...
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    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  18. Carlisle press ....

    We must stop Freedman, says Livesey By Amanda Little Last updated 12:59, Thursday, 04 September 2008 Danny Livesey has vowed that the man who destroyed Carlisle United’s promotion dream won’t get the better of them again on Saturday. Head boy: United defender Danny Livesey battles with...
  19. Smiffy

    The Blue Voice - Some Facts

    Right, first of all many thanks for all the bitchy comments, to say I'm a little ****ed off right now is an understatement. All these negative statements regarding TBV I take as a personal insult, so If anyone else wants a pop please do so via PM. Now for the facts. The Blue Voice is not an...
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    • Replies: 88
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  20. Evolution proven in a Lab !!!

    New Scientist reports that evolutionary biologist Richard Lenski of Michigan State University in East Lansing, US, has confirmed evolution occuring in his lab over a 20 year period. Lenski’s experiment is also yet another poke in the eye for anti-evolutionists, notes Jerry Coyne, an...
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    • Replies: 40
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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