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  1. sufcintheprem

    Finances

    As I seem to be way behind almost all of the other teams in my league, I've come to question my finances and the way I should be using them. As I'm a beginner really, I decided to err on the side of caution to start with and have maintained finances around the 0 level for the sake of prudence...
  2. MrB

    Quick Catch Up...

    Just back from hollibobs having missed a huge week for SZFC. Firstly we got £1.2m for our YP, a bidding war between two clown trainers erupted. Marvellous! Then, we played our crucial last game in which we needed a point to survive, rather than going for the point with our 5-4-1 pressing, I...
  3. Xàbia Shrimper

    Chav Town

    Prompted by another poster, here it is : "That Chav hasn't originated in Southend comes as a great shock to me. The town has a feature the chavster finds irresistable, a 'seafront'. That this doesn't actually front the sea, but rather the estuary of the moving cesspool that...
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    • arcades brandon chavs chinnerys concrete cruise encounter fenchurch finds flock foo football hasn ish kee mercedes mile neo pebbles pubs rock shift shirt southend stray town tracy
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. MrB

    Training

    2 18yo's pop to excellent. +5 form shift (though my best midfielder dropped to weak). Reasonably happy with that, am also guaranteed 2 more 18yo excellent pops next week.
  5. Napster

    Chav towns.co.uk

    Southend-on-Sea (The Place To Be) _POSTEDON Saturday, December 18 @ 20:17:12 GMT by SimonA [ Edit | Delete ] SimonA _WRITES "That Chav hasn't originated in Southend comes as a great shock to me. The town has a feature the chavster finds irresistable, a 'seafront'. That...
    • Napster
    • Thread
    • arcades brandon chavs chinnerys concrete cruise encounter fenchurch finds flock foo football hasn ish kee mercedes mile neo pebbles pubs rock shift shirt southend southend-on-sea stray town tracy
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. What a difference

    OK, I have not long finished a 12 hour night shift and am wasting a few moments before going to bed. So what I thought I would do for no particular reason was remove 1 goal from each league game we scored in and see how it effected our position. Don't ask why! Turns out we would be on 28...

  7. Anybody there?

    Doing a shift at work covering the office - no-one seems to want a mortgage today so am sitting listening to Belle and Sebastian and playing Yahoo Pool....anyone else around as bored stiff as me?
    • Ron Manager
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    • iff mortgage shift
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  8. Players coming/going

    Are we over reacting? Theres a new thread on the email list about player exodus' - I replied and realised that we may not miss those going if the rumoured players come in. I think Royce is hoping a bit, but there are strong rumours. If everyone out of contract signs now and the players we...

  9. want a raise

    Why the Penis Requested a Raise: I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: * I do physical labor. * I work at great depths. * I plunge head first into everything I do. * I do not get weekends and public holidays off. * I work in a damp environment. * I work...
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