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  1. Joke of the day

    A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month." The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say 3 Hail Mary's." Soon...
  2. Dumb and the Dumber

    From today's Times On Line: 1. Jason McAteer once telephoned the police because he had locked his keys in his car. On arrival, the policeman asked him to get a hanger. McAteer returned from the dressing-room with a wooden hanger. Another time, he was sitting at a restaurant with Neil Ruddock...
  3. palexander

    Mens 'Rules'

    > >>Subject: The Rules > >> > >>We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the > >>rules from the > >>male side. These are our rules:- > >> > >>Please note... these are all numbered "1." ON...
  4. palexander

    Gazza's Top 50 Moments...

    The following 50 points are probably the reasons why Gazza never fulfilled his full potential...even if you don't follow football this is worth a read!! 1) One hour after playing for England, met 'showbiz pals' Danny Baker and Chris Evans in a Hampstead pub while still...