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  1. Star Trek Teleportation Stuns Shoppers

    I thought I share this I think its Good :-):stunned: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4RbF2tjTt0
  2. Pony & Traps causing chaos in the 'Old Town' and Westcliff today.

    Anyone else witness the traffic chaos this afternoon, as about 2 dozen Pony & Traps, (controlled by their owners) ventured into the Old Town, after travelling along Marine Parade in Leigh, and then headed off to Chalkwell/Westcliff?. Did'nt realise they could travel en masse in these numbers on...
  3. Question Football League Family Awards

    The Football League Family Excellence Award winners have been announced for the 2012/13 season. Created in 2007, the Award recognises the outstanding experience clubs provide for young fans and families at their grounds. The winners are decided by an independent assessment, using 'mystery...
  4. ozzy-shrimper

    Men In Tesco

    This letter was actually sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford: Dear Mrs. Murray, Whilst we would like to thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us...
  5. Zone Update Oh David!

    A new email from David. Its long so I have only posted main bits; - for a high number of games this season I have had a colleague listen to the commentary feed and advises me if there are any problems. So far this season, he hasn't reported any to me. - I understand that when the away...
  6. Jonny_Stokes

    Xmas Shoppers Beware - Sony Game Defect (FAO: Uxbridge)

    For the SIXTH year in a row, I have purchased the game entitled "Sony Playstation Champions League" for Season 2003-2004, Season 2004-2005, Season 2005-2006, Season 2006-2007, Season 2007-2008 and now Season 2008-2009. However, every time I choose to play as Glasgow Celtic (and this happens> in...
  7. Liven up that Tesco Shopping trip...

    HOW MEN AMUSE THEMSELVES IN TESCOS Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping: This letter was [allegedly] recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford : Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and...
  8. Winkle

    Ann Summers?

    I was driving to work this morning and started thinking about, "If I was to open a mens only shop for female shoppers what would I call it? Not that I frequent "Ann summers" on a regular basis, just the odd birthday and christmas present for the beloved, (Incidently only buying what I see as...
  9. Interpol Shrimper

    Excellent News

    Here's hoping 2008 becomes the year of the celebrity comeuppance! Although it will have to go some if it carries on in this vein, an excellent start to the New Year, IMHO! :p
  10. SUFC Ladies Latest News: Academy Will Represent England At International Tournament

    Girls Will Represent England At International Tournament Southend United ladies side are heading off to Holland next Easter. They will be representing England at an all girls international tournament and to raise funds for their trip they will be packing bags for Christmas shoppers at...
  11. Friday's Echo

    Girls Under 16 Academy Will Represent England At International Tournament Southend United ladies side are heading off to Holland next Easter. They will be representing England at an all girls international tournament and to raise funds for their trip they will be packing bags for Christmas...
  12. bomma77

    Boxing Day and nothing to do?

    Anyone living in the Basildon Area and doesn't fancy a trip through the Dartford Crossing, to do battle against the boxing day traffic full of sales shoppers off to Lakeside and Bluewater, then there is a "quality" match at Gardeners Lane, the home of Basildon United. The Bees will take on the...
  13. dead already?

    Once again it seems that the Minority will outweigh the Majority. I have lived in Southend all my life and have supported our team for over 35 years but once again it seems the backward thinking of this council and a few select groups will stop any progress as far as our New Stadium and future...
  14. Jokes And Oher Interesting things;

    13 things for a man to do in Tesco 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3...
  15. Gazza's Top 50 Moments...

    The following 50 points are probably the reasons why Gazza never fulfilled his full potential...even if you don't follow football this is worth a read!! 1) One hour after playing for England, met 'showbiz pals' Danny Baker and Chris Evans in a Hampstead pub while still...
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