• Welcome to the ShrimperZone forums.
    You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which only gives you limited access.

    Existing Users:.
    Please log-in using your existing username and password. If you have any problems, please see below.

    New Users:
    Join our free community now and gain access to post topics, communicate privately with other members, respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and free. Click here to join.

    Fans from other clubs
    We welcome and appreciate supporters from other clubs who wish to engage in sensible discussion. Please feel free to join as above but understand that this is a moderated site and those who cannot play nicely will be quickly removed.

    Assistance Required
    For help with the registration process or accessing your account, please send a note using the Contact us link in the footer, please include your account name. We can then provide you with a new password and verification to get you on the site.

shouts

  1. DTS

    My Ritz Challenge.

    Was round my mates flat this morning near Brighton seafront. We had a few beers last night so myself, Fist and the Pilot were having a lesuirely one. My mate the Pilot who's flat we were at went to he cupboard and produced a box of "Ritz". These are for those of you that dont know a chessy and...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • biscuits foo ish shouts test
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  2. Home Ref

    For a long time there has been discussion how we don't get home officials like other clubs seem to manage against us. I think tonight is a good shout for a home ref in our favour - possibly the most stone wall peno of all season!! We seemed to get a few of the 50/50 shouts tonight! Having...
  3. Slipperduke

    The view from Tufnell Park...

    My neighbours will never speak to me again. When I awoke on Wednesday morning to find my tongue stuck to the roof of my mouth and an empty bottle of white wine in my bed, I was dimly aware that something incredible might have happened. It took another 30 seconds for the memories to filter back...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • ageing anfield booze chairs ched chickens chocolate confusing continued crack crowded cup didn eastwood edged entered fingers freddy eastwood fur gaming hall hanks headed icke incredible intact league legion ley liverpool neighbours noses pace pain phones provoked pulling religious roots screaming shortest shouts slick snatch spencer prior spread suppor token two minutes voice wasn
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. * ORM *

    Get in the hole

    Sitting here playing poker with Golf on in the background. Isn't "Get in the hole" the most annoying shouts to ruin the viewing ?
  5. South Bank Hank

    The official Ricketts SONG thread

    As suggested by shrimperjan: "I don't like Ricketts... oh, no... I love him..." Alternatives: "Can we Rickett? Yes we can! Can we Rickett? Yes we can! Can we Rickett? Yes we can! Well I'm gworrn... (gworrrn then!)" "Oh Ricketts You're so...
  6. The Watermill Wino

    Brentford.View from the bottom of a glass

    THE VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE of brain cells. 1'oclock@the Crane special by Basildon Shrimps camera. Tuppy Boulter on the Stella as Lucky B larks around. Chris Chapman and Bas Shrimper with Craig at the back get the joke, eventually. Terry in the West, pensive as Tannis prays aka Bluemoon...

  7. JCR and the Goat

    I know that I am likely to get berated for this but I was aghast that Tilly brought off JCR on saturday. He was the one who, particularly in the second half was causing Barnsley problems. As soon as he went off, we lost our balance. Also, as much as I love the guy, I think the Goat needs a rest...
  8. The Artful Shrimper

    Team Turnaround

    just thought i'd slipthis thought in. After the recent performances it's great to see so many happy shrimpers before during and after the game. I sit near to the bloke who for seasons has been heard to shout those immortal words "Get that lazy whore off!" or "Rubbish !" Well he is a passionate...
  9. sufcintheprem

    Immediate thoughts

    Better than the first leg but not many chances. Three average penalty shouts and one of them went our way. Great save by Flahavan at the end. Banks vs. Pele all over again...

  10. Grounds Tour

    Whilst checking the Clyde site for the latest lack of progress of the Great Goalscoring Machine, I came across a link to this site detailing the tour of grounds by a guy who finished his 92 clubs at Roots Hall.  I particularly like his comments about the catering, which basically agrees with...
  11. Leeboy

    Friday Joke

    Stevie wonder is touring one year, doing live gigs every night. On his last night the crowd is really rammed and go berserk as Stevie takes to the stage.. After a few toons a Japanese man stands up in the crowd and screams at the top of his voice "DO A JAZZ CHORD" So stevie being...
    • Leeboy
    • Thread
    • ands cos japanese shouts sings solo voice
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. South Bank Hank

    Friday Fun

    Just to pass a few moments: Five footie things which make I laugh! 1) Whenever someone calls the keeper a custodian 2) Those moments when someone shouts "Sh*t ball" half a second before a cross is headed into the goal. 3) "Early doors" 4) "He hit it too well&quot...
  13. * ORM *

    The Forgotten Man

    Amongst all the shouts for Tilly, Leon, Tes etc I've finally started to here some chants at long last for Captain Marvel. But tomorrow how about a couple of chants for Brushy ? I had my doubts when he first joined but they have been rammed far enough down my throat.
  14. Napster

    Friday Night with Jonathan Ross

    If you do watch it tonight- miss out Jodie Kidd and Clive Owen. Boring bastards. Bill Bailey was however hilarious- but a lot of it will probably end up on the cutting floor. Ross himself was in cracking form as well. The Streets were excellent. Anyway- Barry H was tempted to take one of the...
    • Napster
    • Thread
    • doesnt fro jodie rock shouts ski
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
Back
Top