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  1. DoDTS

    Slight re-shuffle

    The general set-up for the Prediction League is 4 sessions a year with 13 fixtures in each, i.e. 52 fixtures in all. That is 46 League matches and six cup matches from the FA Cup, League Cup and JPT. However we have been let down by the Cup performances this year and only have a maximum of 49...
  2. Opposition Watch - Morecambe

    OPPOSITION WATCH - MORECAMBE Ahead of the all-shrimp encounter on Saturday, here's a brief look at the current situation for this weekend's opposition: Jack Redshaw returned from injury earlier than expected against Burton at the weekend, making a late substitute appearance. The Shrimps named...
  3. Tarquin Fauntleroy

    Stubborn Floaters

    Evening Chaps! I've had a few pints of Dublins finest and to put it bluntly, it loosened my bowels and caused me to have a gargantuan movement. As expected, it was a mixture of gravy and meatballs, but this time, things are eerily different. I flushed the carzie, washed my hands and settled...
  4. The General

    Week 1 - Youth Pulls

    Allan Ndungane (2783091) Allan is a RH Batsman and RH Spin Bowler. He is a cautious player with feeble leadership skills and abysmal experience. He currently has respectable batting form, respectable bowling form and fresh fitness. Plays For: General Stars Nationality: West Indies Age: 17...
  5. TrueBlue


    Been just scouting though facebook to prey on some old school friends to have a 5 knuckle shuffle over and what I really hate is birds who stand in a ****ing line sideways like they are something special - well your not your all ***** and your gay also these oversized silly ****ing belts these...
  6. Winkle

    Gave me a liitle chortle!

    I'm sure that upon reading this, you'll nod your head in agreement as you will all have experienced most, if not all of the scenarios listed. If you haven't you need more fiber..... The Perfect Dump Every once in a while everyone experiences the perfect dump. It's rare but a real thing of...
  7. BalmainShrimper

    What have you done with your vinyl?

    Now this forum has officially become a Nick Hornby novel, it's got me reminiscing about all my old vinyl. There were some real classics in there: Transvision Vamp - Pop Art LP (signed pre-release version) Zodiac Mindwarp - Prime Mover (blood red vinyl 12") Loads of picture discs - Madonna...
  8. Chowmeowmin

    I don't know if this has been around before but thought i'd try

    RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. This is mine.. I guess it takes up quite a lot of space. But i thought it was funny. IF SOMEONE...
  9. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Introducing iPhone Nano & Shuffle

    The Nano will be out for Christmas retailing at approximately £150 PAYG http://informationarchitects.jp/iphone-nano-iphone-shuffle/
  10. Slipperduke

    Sir Alex Ferguson

    It's not often that a manager can switch to good, old-fashioned 4-4-2 and be thought of as a tactical genius, but when Sir Alex Ferguson deployed his troops in a formation that many believed he had turned his back on forever, it was another demonstration of why he's still at the top of his game...
  11. 60's Thursday

    Following on from Metal Monday and J's shuffle I bring you 60's Thursday starting us off The House Of The Rising Sun - The Animals
  12. J

    J's - Ipod Shuffle

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkkE7yDXr6g Been a while innit.. the killers - when you were young...
  13. Slipperduke

    Trouble In Merseyside

    They say that lightning doesn’t strike twice, but with momentum growing at both ends of Stanley Park, it looks like now might be a good time to run for cover. Everton are more than capable of finishing fourth and, at the same time, no-one would be surprised if Liverpool snaffled a sixth European...
  14. The iPOD 5 song shuffle

    Quite simple... stick your iPOD (media player, mp3 player etc etc) on shuffle and post the next 5 songs you listen to: Broken Social Scene - Major Label Debut Arcade Fire - Intervention LCD Soundsystem - New York I Love You Slowdive - Melon Yellow Mogwai - Kappa
  15. J

    J's Shuffle -

    Next one on the list.. http://youtube.com/watch?v=FdAIMCKK_-w Hmm.. Not bad actually.
  16. J

    Ipod Shuffle - sunday - part 2

    The second shuffle this week - and first on the shuffle list is... a ****ing classic - Beatles - Elanor Rigby http://youtube.com/watch?v=boc7rnhkLAk
  17. J

    J's Tuesday Shuffle - 1

    Ok, well in the style of DAVE, and SUFC_GAL, and MK Snitcher, i feel there needs to be another music day.. and it's gonna be called J's Tuesday Shuffle - It will be a song, which is on my IPOD touch, and when set to shuffle - it will be the first song that appears, so can be anything...
  18. Slipperduke

    Who's Next?

    You know how these things work. Someone has to follow Beadle through the void, it's the rules. Two big names and a third, lesser, cult figure have to expire in seven days. You cannae change the laws of physics. Personally, I'm going for an ex-politician. It's always a diverse mix when they...
  19. scrounger


    Lowering the tone a bit here but it is an essential discussion topic IMO: To whom it may concern: Taking A Dump... I'm sure that upon reading this, you'll nod your head in agreement as you will all have experienced most, if not all of the scenarios listed. If you haven't you need more...
  20. Subs can change games...

    ...and that's what happened today. At 1-1 we were dealing with Leeds effectively. Barrett and Clarke stood firm and headed, tackled & cleared their lines well enough and when they were beaten Flavs was in good form. So why did Tilly re-shuffle the back 4 with just under 10 minutes remaining...