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  1. Poker Player Ron shows his hand!!!!!!!!

    Once again card playing Ron gives out the same old signals! So, Poker Player Ron is getting boring! :finger: Same old line of years back. In his programme notes apparently he states :- couple of issues to iron out then full steam ahead. ----- he can tie up loose ends. States he will keep...
  2. Can a footballer learn to control anger?

    Or for that matter can any human being learn to control anger? Well the simple answer is yes we can learn to control anger. But in general anger cannot be managed simply by someone trying harder next time to avoid getting angry (as some seem to think). I have never heard of footballers...
  3. steveo

    Stupid Footballers

    Benjani. Came on for City last night. Presumably desperate to get back in the side, City 2-1 up and trying to hold on. The bloke strolled around like he didnt give a toss. Unable to keep the ball in the united half and unwilling to close any United defenders down. Rubbish. Tottenham tonight...
  4. OldBlueLady

    Revelling in it 12th Aug

    Revelling In It This week starring: Steve ‘It’s relaxed muscle’ Parmenter Franck ‘The Stig’ Moussa Steve ‘'Yabbadabbado' Mildenhall Lee ‘Peter Pan’ Sawyer Normal service was resumed last Friday as Kit Man Steve Parmenter returned to the Club. Franno and I were travelling down the A127...
  5. Shrimper

    Breaking News Team Photo

    Team photo is up on the OS; http://www.southendunited.co.uk/page/Gallery/0,,10444~1741921,00.html Good and bad vibes coming from it. Could mean that there's no more players to come but it also signals that Calver may play a part this season.
  6. Slipperduke

    Problems Mount Up For Rafa

    Where's the firepower now? Selling an unwanted Robbie Keane may have been embarrassing, but it was at least understandable. Not replacing him though? That could be a disaster. Liverpool are out of the FA Cup, but what about the league? As Fernando Torres limped away after 101 minutes of a...
  7. chadded

    The 'Stan

    First of all, I'm writing this from my perspective of the last six months, I'm no hero, but plenty of my collegues are. Hopefully no one will think I'm writing this is order to show off, or to earn rep. Indeed, please don't rep me for this at all. I realise I'm probably not the only serviceman...
  8. J

    Where the Country really has gone wrong.

    Well, other than the economic crisis - I want to touch on how it's treating it's veterans of wars and conflicts. Next year, 06/06/2009, is the 65th anniversary of D-day, possibly the most important day in the modern history of our country and possibly the world. That day, people like my...
  9. Harold Bishop Killer

    The Great Technology Debate

    Its not just transfer rumours which get out of control in the ‘silly’ season but also always appearing from the shadows again is the subject of TV referees or a 3rd eye if you prefer. A referee sitting high in the sky surrounded by as many tvs as your local Dixons and making the call on a...
  10. Yorkshire Blue

    The Olympics

    I went along this afternoon to see the Olympic Flame pass through our nation's fine capital. I for one, am excited about the prospect of the Olympics coming to Britain in 4 years time. For me there is something special about the Olympics going all the way back to its roots in Ancient Greece...
  11. ian_the_girth

    WIFI connection problem

    evening all, can anyone help me with this ? i am currently with sky broadband & getting pi**ed off i can connect to the net using a cable direct from the router to my laptop. i can then browse the net o.k. if i take out the cable, i can locate my router & connect to it fine, signals...
  12. Xàbia Shrimper

    You know you're a squaddie when ...

    Anyone who is currently serving and has served in the past should be able to identify with many of these certain 'traits'; sadly I do! You know you've been Defence institutionalised (made military) when... You use target indication to point out hot chicks. You use the term 'chicks' You...
  13. The (Very Long) Diary of a Happy Fan

    Tuesday 3rd - Just come back from the pub, nice chat with Ron Mack, told him that I couldn't afford any more trips to watch the Blues this season, especially as out of 5 trips I had managed 2 draws and 3 defeats. Friday 6th - Incredible, just told my son that I hoped we wouldn't give away an...
  14. *rse licking the players

    I am all for supporting the team etc before the game and during etc but one thing that baffles me is people who persist in clapping the players off after gutless performances like Hull away and Col. U - for me after games where the players have under acheived (and the players know that...
  15. Benfleet A1

    Best stories from the Armed Forces

    Im sure that just about everyone on here knows or has known someone in the armed forces. Some of the stories I have heard have been been the most side splittingly funnest things I have ever heard. A mate of mine who I will write a book about one day tells some brillient ones. Heres my favorite...
  16. lee_sufc

    Official - Eastwood to Fulham

    0.00 Start out at Eastwood,Leigh-On-Sea A1015 Show on a map 0.00 0.10 At mini-roundabout turn right onto Rayleigh Road - A1015 (signposted Southend) Entering Southend On Sea A1015 0.10 0.43 At traffic signals turn right onto the A127 (signposted London) A127 Show on a map 0.53 0.40 Warning...
  17. lee_sufc

    Official - Eastwood to Fulham

    0.00 Start out at Eastwood,Leigh-On-Sea A1015 Show on a map 0.00 0.10 At mini-roundabout turn right onto Rayleigh Road - A1015 (signposted Southend) Entering Southend On Sea A1015 0.10 0.43 At traffic signals turn right onto the A127 (signposted London) A127 Show on a map 0.53 0.40 Warning...
  18. GregStarz

    Fighting today

    What the hell happened today? Loads of trouble by the west / north bank with the Southampton fans. Seemed like they kept fighting with themselves!! Also a dad walked past the west with his injured son (not good) but the abuse he was giving the west and the signals were...
  19. palexander

    Penalty...

    How funny was the penalty incident? Barnsley player goes through, Juppy (?) takes the guys legs away (I thought it was a stone-wall pen) and the ref signals Jupp won the ball. As it rolls off the pitch for a corner in that case, how did he give a goal kick!!! Andy Ritchie was none...
  20. Arena Essex Hammers

    Announce the signing of Gary Havelock, having already announced that Mark Loram will be re-signing for the next season. It means we have the last 2 British World Champions riding for us. Thoughts? Personally, I've not been really convinced by Havelock as a top class rider in recent years...
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