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  1. Tangled up in Blue

    Fulham Season Review 2012/13

    Enjoyed watching Fulham's 2012/13 dvd review this evening.Reasonably good value at just under 16 quid. Anyone remember the days when we regularly brought out an end of the season video/dvd? I know we're skint but couldn't we have justified bringing out something to celebrate our first ever...
  2. Tangled up in Blue

    UK avoids triple dip recession.....

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22290407 ...by the skin of its teeth.
  3. CC51DAS

    Fossett's Farm plans revised to include indoor ski-centre

    Wonder if it will have a bobsleigh run too ? I suppose they had to find a use for all that empty retail space
  4. Its Over!

    Right, Its over, all the fuss & drama of the last few days has gone. Sturrock wont be at Wembley in a SUFC capacity, except supporting, Phil Brown is our new manager & will be doing the job RON MARTIN has paid him to do. The finances of Bernie this Bernie that, its nothing new to us, we have...
  5. Loadsa money Southend United

    As you know I have never ever bought the "we are completely skint" and so "lucky to still be in existance" bunch of bollox - and now reading the club statement regarding how many players and the budget PS has had it seems we are indeed a loadsa of money Lge 2 club .... just thought it was...
  6. Hotman


    To think that I thought they were good for skin... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2291621/The-face-porn--make-Adult-movie-stars-brave-camera-shiny-skin-pimples--incredible-transformations.html
  7. Cricko

    SZ Facebook account

    For those of you not on the SZ Faceache account ( And if not, why aren't you?) this is the best post we have ever received out of the Blue. :hilarious: Agro Exporter Bd Dear Sir/Madam, We are one of the largest exporter of all varieties of SHRIMP from Bangladesh working for long time in this...
  8. TrueBlue

    Carpet Cleaner

    anybody got one I can borrow?? Cant afford to rent the rug doctor as skint.

    FREE frames for signed shirts

    Recently purchased 2 frames to display a couple of signed shirts I have. I ordered black frames with white mounts, but instead was sent silver frames with black mounts. The company were quick to send out the correct frames/mounts and said to do as I wish with the incorrect ones. They're from...
  10. 17 Shades of Stupid

    This is brilliant, someone has collated BDSM/sex tips from women's magazines and collated them. http://www.nerve.com/advice/ridiculous-tips/shades-of-stupid-emcosmo-ems-worst-bdsm-tips Examples include: "Press a fork (firmly, but don’t break the skin or anything) into different parts of his...

    Monty Pythons 10 Greatest Sketches ??

    A pal and i are both MASSIVE Python devotees, and we have spent literally hours re-watching every (all 45) Flying Circus episodes and whittling away the skits/spoofs/vignettes until we arrived at our Top Ten In reverse order 10: Dennis Moore: Lupins http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbtVaTWs6II
  12. Pre-Match Thread Aldershot v Blues

    Forgive me for starting this up so early but it is a big game. And the fever coming over me as the last quarter of the season hots up and the table being so close is a feeling I've not had in a while in Football. A game to see our momentum either increase or see it dented after two wins. I...
  13. How bad is Div 2 football compared to ten years ago...

    After watching yesterdays offering, I couldn't believe how bad the standard of football is at the moment. I'm not knocking our victory, but we hardly needed to turn up to get the win. I did overhear that Vale had numerous people out and that they were playing their kit man in defense, so that...
  14. Bluesmanager

    Breaking News No Goal Music For Shrimpers

    No recorded music at the hall apparently, the PRS license is out of date according to Nick Skinner and James Mutimer via Twitter.
  15. Mad Cyril

    Anglo Italian cup away games.

    I have always regretted being too skint to get to any Anglo Italian cup away matches. Does anyone have any interesting recollections?
  16. Cricko

    Round 1 Heat 7

    Heat seven brings together a legend against The Streets. Neil Diamond - They call it madness v Mike Skinner - shrimpboy Over to you lot once more to decide.
  17. Cricko

    Draws and Results

    Ok Chaps and Ladies..Here is the draw for the first round....Heats start Tomorrow the 6th. 2 Heats per day discounting weekends. Please remember YOU must post at least a video or some copy as to why your nominee is the best (the content can be from wiki or anywhere else)..Anybody failing to do...
  18. Smiffy

    Make some noise for the boys - TBV Friday Night party inc £1 a pint in the RH bars!!

    The Blue Voice are here (louder than ever) and are urging all Southend United fans to help create a carnival atmosphere at Friday night's huge Roots Hall encounter. A number of fans have been arranging a few things behind the scenes, which will hopefully help lift the atmosphere for the game...
  19. Money situation improved or not?

    We hear things like the financial situation has improved others say it hasn't. Is Tara telling the truth when he says losses have been reduced or is it spin talk.? Are we really still in deep do-do? On other forums people claim we haven't a pot to **** in and that we remain absolutely skint...
  20. MrB

    OD - Week 2

    Brianstoke Batters v ShrimperZone CC Thing with Brianstoke is it's not just the level of player, it's the age as well. He's going to be a force for a long old time! Well, depending on what sort of wage warchest he has in the bank. I don't expect much today. Carl Belcon - 25 yo, BT...