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  1. Stats

    Battle of the tools - prelim draw

    People of the Zone, We had a wonderful 42 entrants for SZone Tool Of The Year which means we need 10 Prelim Round Matches. Draw list and numbers as follows; Jamie Oliver - MrBeard - 1 Russell Brand - Hutton - 2 Jade Goody - Jonny Stokes - 3 Gordon Brown - Fat Shrimp - 4 Pete Doherty - Dave -...
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    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Slipperduke

    Liverpool's Slippery Title Chase

    There's a distinct Joey Barton vibe about Liverpool this week. We look at them with a grudging respect, we acknowledge the good start, but we all share a growing sense of uneasiness, as if it's only a matter of time before they fall flat on their face, or in Barton's case, re-arrange someone's...
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  3. Stats

    Battle Of The Tools

    Yes thats right people we've had battle of the fit babes, battle of the sitcoms, battle of the horror movies but now its time for BATTLE OF THE TOOLS Your chance to have your say on who you think is the most annoying waste of space in modern society. As previous please put your nominations...
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    • Replies: 116
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Slipperduke

    Boo-Boys Blight Effective England

    With three wins out of three and a new-found ability to pass the ball about on the ground, the Fabio Capello revolution is gradually gaining momentum. A surprisingly perky Kazakhstan team were eventually swept aside at Wembley, crushed 5-1 with a late flurry of goals. The dark days of the former...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  5. Rusty Shackleford

    Reincarnation in DC

    Skins' Taylor back at practice This was one of the headlines on ESPN.com this morning. I thought Sean Taylor was six feet under? Then I remembered Washington had signed Jason Taylor. It was a weird moment.
  6. DoDTS

    Newcastle Away 1992-93

    As we seem to be boring Wiggy, with nothing of interest on SZ lets have a trip down memory lane that usually gets some response. NEWCASTLE UNITED 3-2 SOUTHEND UNITED 15th August 1992 Division 1 This was Kevin Keegan's first League match as manager of Newcastle, and he Proudly claimed in the...
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    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. Yorkshire Blue

    Is there a Doctor on (the) board?

    I have a medical question. Michael Jackson has a rare skin complaint which causes his skin to go a lighter colour. What causes this? It doesn't appear to be genetic, as none of the other Jackson 5 seem to be affected. Could it be caused by something in the environment, or could it be sexually...
  8. Irish_Shrimper

    Kerry Katona or Vanessa Feltz

    Simple really. Gun to your head, which one would you smash the big fat annoying and irritating flabby granny out of? :D Katona
  9. Slipperduke

    Ramos Must Take The Blame

    Tottenham Hotspur may have taken their place in the draw for the second round of the UEFA Cup, but not even the most ardent of their fans will have been convinced by this lacklustre, disjointed performance. Despite taking the lead in the second half and, in doing so, wiping out the danger of the...
  10. sufcintheprem

    Bit of a dilemma

    A few months back we had a staff poker tournament which didn't have many people playing and certainly didn't have many good people playing. I managed to stick in there taking the easy chips and leaving the tough ones alone and eventually ended up victorious. This was all well and good and my...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  11. living on the dole

    it amazes me when i see/read the lifestyles of people on the dole. last week it was revealed the crazy guy who was forever ranting in this country and eventually was kicked out paid 4k for his daughter to have a boob job. how can he be claiming the dole and shell out £4000?? the other...
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  12. Slipperduke

    Stalemate at Stamford Bridge

    Apologies, it was such a rush to get this out in time that I forgot to SZ it! See if you can spot the ****-ups.... So near and yet so far. Manchester United came within ten minutes of ending Chelsea's extraordinary 85 game unbeaten run at Stamford Bridge, pegged back by that most unlikely of...
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    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  13. pringlejon

    Best breakfast cereal

    Battle Of The Breakfast Cereals I've just had a sudden urge for lucky charms! The best cereal ever, but unfortunately not available in good ol england for under a 10er. Fav cereals everyone! This has now become a battle due to popular (2 people) demand! Claimed Lucky Charms - Me Shreddies...
  14. Slipperduke

    Ashley Should Hide Now

    Kevin Keegan was not simply the manager of Newcastle United. In the eyes of the supporters he was a hero, an icon, a leader and an inspiration. His sacking will not be treated as another turn of the managerial merry-go-round, it will be felt like the killing of a monarch. You have to visit...
  15. BLUEBLOOD

    Battle of the Sitcoms - Quarter Final Review and Semi-Final Draw

    Only OFAH really cruised through the Quarters, which is just how its supposed to be IMO, with arguably the most popular shows each having their supporters doing their best to see their favoutrites through. The battles between Partridge and Phoenix Nights and MBB and Father Ted were particulally...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. BLUEBLOOD

    Battle of the Sitcoms - Quarter Final No 2

    Hang onto your hats folks, this is going to be immense Blackadder (MK Shrimper) vs Fawlty Towers (statski77)

  17. Happy Birthday Smiffy.

    A very Happy Birthday to the Chairman of TBV today. Have a good one Mate..
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  18. BLUEBLOOD

    Battle of the Sitcoms - Second Round Review

    Blackadder continues to blaze a trail in this competition with another thumping victory, elsewhere the battles were much closer with only Father Ted and Only Fools and Horses breaking the 70% barrier, that said we didn't have any real nail biters this time around, with The Vicar of Dibleys 6...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. BLUEBLOOD

    Battle of the Sitcoms - Round Two (Heat 5)

    Welcome to quite possibly the best day of the competition so far ... Porridge (Southminster Shrimper) vs Fawlty Towers (Statski77) These 2 could've easily expected to reach the semis at least, but one will fall here and now ... its up to you to decide which one !!!!!
  20. BLUEBLOOD

    Battle of the Sitcoms - Second Round Draw

    The draw has taken place for the 2nd round of Battle Of The Sitcoms and it shaped up as follows ... Only Fools and Horses (Cricko) vs Frasier (stereoscene) The Good Life (Hutton) vs Blackadder (MK Shrimper) I'm Alan Partridge (seany t) vs Steptoe and Son (canveyshrimper) My Name Is Earl...
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    • army canveyshrimper earl hut naps sitcoms ski southminster towers
    • Replies: 26
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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