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  1. Ricey

    Transfers So Far!

    Brighton and Hove Albion INS: Kane Louis (Youth), Andrew Pearson (Youth), Dan Royce (Youth), Kane Wills (Youth), Colin Hawkins (Coventry), Kevin McLeod (Colchester), Adam Virgo (Celtic), David Livermore (Hull), Matt Richards (Ipswich, Loan), Kerry Mayo (Unattached), Gary Hart (Unattached)...
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    • alassane argyle becchio bradford brandon brough butters clayton corden daniels ellis evans fortune gran griffin hall hammond hereford jake kane kerry leven liverpool louis lynch mark gower mccombe mcdermott moore morecambe morecombe mullins olly oxford parker pilkington pres rab roberts sammy schofield sinclair ski sonny stockdale timlin town transfers watson wills youth
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  2. BLUEBLOOD

    Battle of the Sitcoms - First Round Review

    Well that was Round One ... i was going to review every tie, but in the end i thought i'd just present the votes as cast and the percentage of the vote gained by the winner ... i will just make honourable mention to the crushing victories gained by Only Fools and Horses and Blackadder, and offer...
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    • army bang bbq brad canveyshrimper cas commiserations cyril earl especially firestorm gentlemen honourable hut minister naps oldbluelady phoenix sitcoms ski southminster towers
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. The General

    FC - The second half starts HERE!!

    I am playing a side at home who are pretty useful, but they are all knackered, so Raven and Johnson play to try and skittle them and then bat as much as possible to get 3 day's worth of money! Also, just seen this fella, and looks like ( if the price is right ) will replace Titterton! Titterton...
  4. BLUEBLOOD

    Battle of the Sitcoms - Round One (Heat 7)

    After yesterdays (to my mind) rather uninspiring match ups, today we veer off the other end of the spectrum .. in a short while the competition favourite will make its bow (and i don't mean Cricko !!!) ... but first, and foremost ... its the biggie .. its the tie of the round, heck if not the...
  5. fbm

    So how bad is it really?

    For the first time in many seasons, fbm is worried. It definitely now feels as though we have been relegated rather than just not going up, and our total inability to stride past these non league teams in cruise control has me worrying what may happen if we lose heavily at Wycombe on Saturday...
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    • Replies: 30
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. OldBlueLady

    Apple trees

    Bit random this, but thought I'd just see if anyone's had the same problem with their apple trees as us? Had loads of blossom and plenty of fruit form all hunky dory and just as usual, have had no trouble at all with aphids this year (normally a major pest) but nearly all the fruit has dropped...
  7. Slipperduke

    Cristiano Ronaldo's endorsement

    I interviewed Ron Harris, the legendary Chelsea defender, at Stamford Bridge once and it was a real eye-opener. As we sat, drinking coffee and chatting about Jose Mourinho, people walked past with their eyes on stalks. Fathers could be overheard telling their sons, "That's Ron Harris, that is...
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  8. Harold Bishop Killer

    World's Fastest Growing City

    Guess Where it is 15% of the World's cranes are currently in Dubai Currently in construction is the Burj Dubai Tower. Set to be the world's tallest building But why stop there. How about the World's biggest ski dome? Or the World's largest themepark; Dubai land...

  9. Interest Rates

    With the city analysts not even being able to agree which way the BoE base rate will go in the next couple of months, which way would you like to sew them go (if they dont stay as they are?) Up, to negate inflation or down, to help on the mortgage repayments and to not be so skint?
  10. Harold Bishop Killer

    And God Created

    In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, with green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream and Magnums. And Satan said, 'You want hot fudge...
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    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  11. Evolution proven in a Lab !!!

    New Scientist reports that evolutionary biologist Richard Lenski of Michigan State University in East Lansing, US, has confirmed evolution occuring in his lab over a 20 year period. Lenski’s experiment is also yet another poke in the eye for anti-evolutionists, notes Jerry Coyne, an...
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    • Replies: 40
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Yorkshire Blue

    Twenty20s

    Apparently these have started. Essex to look to have got off to a good start against Statski's Surrey **** caps. 76-1 in the 7th over chasing 126-9.

  13. Eastwood Vs Holland

    I sometimes wonder if McCarthy is too stupid or too proud to play Eastwood, as he's taking the **** out of the Dutch defence everytime he gets the ball today. Just before half time, he recieved it, knocked it past the right back with his first touch, took it inside and skinned the centre back...
  14. Slipperduke

    Sepp Blatter

    You can say what you like about Sepp Blatter, and most people do, but he certainly doesn't lack the courage of his convictions. His proposal that football clubs should limit themselves to just five foreign players by 2012 is going to upset some very powerful people. Not that Blatter cares, of...
    • Slipperduke
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    • aires automatically bone champions didn discovery epl faul golden generation itself league ley money multi passports principle rubbish san seventh ski starters test
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  15. ldnfatso

    Doctors Secretaries mistypes

    Some of these are absolutely classic - restores your faith in the NHS! These are sentences typed (wrongly) by medical secretaries!!!! 1. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 2. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. 3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably...
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  16. The Source of Our Defensive Difficulties

    We all know that we concede too many goals from set plays, and this has been attributed to a lack of height on the part of our custodian and centre backs. Two of the goals in last night's rout have also been summarised thus: 'I blame the dwarf in nets'. But that's not it. What we lack is hair...
    • Bentley's Absurd Gait
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    • concede flowing ley locks olds ski skinheads tilly
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  17. GIBBO

    It gets really under my skin!

    Last fridays game I couldnt go as I finished at 7... anyway Went down to my local inn on the green in Stanford to watch the game... Fair play they had it on however they wouldnt allow the sound on instead they played the jukebox thumping 'RnB' which I cant stand this lasted for about 10 mins...
  18. Napster

    Battrick news from Q&A pt 1

    GM-Rascal Does playing under "Go For It" orders have any other effect than increasing the performance levels of your team? Hearsay evidence would suggest that it would also seem to result in unpredictable performances from players, is there any truth in this? BT-allanf Go For It improves the...
  19. Grayson

    Essex - Friends Provident Trophy

    Essex are doing brilliantly at The Oval against statski's Surrey. 245-0 after just 36 overs. 370 is looking very possible here. Pettini has got over his pair with 129* so far, with Gallian on 106*.
  20. Ayrshire Blue

    Flahavan in the play offs

    Another fantastic save from Flavs tonight to keep the scores level. he's got a thing about performing out his skin in the play offs
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