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  1. Slash the cost of following your team!

    We will soon be ready to launch this new service to Football & Rugby supporters across the UK and you can now pre-register so that we can let you know when we are launching for your club. PRE-REGISTER NOW - www.gettothematch.com Please share these details with anyone you know that goes to...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  2. Tommy2holes

    Ailments / illnesses and embaressing/painful injuries

    Now i have had some ailments over the 33 years since my creation but my most recent has proved painful embaressing and is taking time to get over. So i wanted to know yours. I'll go back to mine. Bout 3 weeks ago i started getting a pain in my arse after going for a bike ride . I just put it...
    • Tommy2holes
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    • district doctors esses filling gown hadn hasn lance ley midday sinister slash stairs sticking theatre wore
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. CC51DAS

    'upwards spiral'

    Anyone else out there thinking they might slash their wrists when we hit a bad patch ?

  4. League 2 - what RM always wanted ?

    I have always thought that RM had an upside to relegation in mind - an upside for him that is - now that he has successfully stripped out the squad and undermned Tilson in every way possible its feasible our local property developer might have always had a vision of reducing his liability...
  5. Lord Football

    On Strike

    Surprised some of our resident "right wingers" haven't picked up on this.... I am on strike tomorrow and Tuesday. I am on stike to protect my redundancy payment, which for me means HM Government want to steal £25000 of my accrued rights. More importantly, they want to make a shed load of us...
    • Lord Football
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    • architects collected picket redundant schools slash somewhere
    • Replies: 58
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Slipperduke

    SZ Novella - Chapter Seven

    Chapter Seven - A Mystery Wrapped In A Riddle And Clad In A Southend United Scarf Ricey knocked once on the door of Osymandus' cottage. With a loud creak that seemed unnecessarily dramatic, it opened slowly to reveal a gloomy mess, lit only by a handful of candles scattered about the room...
    • Slipperduke
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    • bathroom bra brough chapter charging ched coloured crack flame gods ley pain prisoner pulled scheduled shirt slash socks somewhere stepped stopped walls wasn wax
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. Slipperduke

    SZ Novella - Chapter Four

    Chapter Four - We Fade To Grays "Old Blue Lady," grinned Shackleford as she approached the table, holding Ricey carefully by the earlobe. "You came." Old Blue Lady lowered her squirming guest gently onto a barstool and stepped away, leaving him clutching his ear in annoyance and glaring up at...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  8. My favourite public toilets

    This is not a cottaging thread, so I'm sure a few of you will be disappointed. I am dismayed that another of my favourite public toilets has been shut down. There used to be two locations where I really enjoyed taking a long drunken slash, one in the north of the county, and one closer to...
    • Bentley's Absurd Gait
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    • applauded didn dru enjoyed entertaining ish slash thrill town
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. steveo

    Apprentice week 3

    Poor show by the blokes. How canthey set their selling prices before they know their costs? Seems they are struggling with the basics. The leader was poor but the bloke who told them to slash the soup price- Michael, is a liability. He was also the bloke who gave away the fish for nothing and...
    • steveo
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    • boardroom cos hasn slash soup sussed
    • Replies: 74
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. The General

    Poker rant

    First hand of the $10 High Stack FZ on Laddies ... > AllInKev posted small blind (10) > sulla posted big blind (20) > Dealing Hole Cards(Js Jh ) > biggaz147 raised for 120 > onecup folded > slash1975 folded > mayesmillion folded > Climb-it did not act in time and...
  11. C C Csiders

    Tomorrow against Hull

    A slight concern about the outcome of tomorrow's game is that we lost to Coventry at home on Friday the 13th, and now we are playing against Hull at home on Hallowe'en. The concern is do we get beaten at home when we play on days that corrrespond with American slash horror movie titles...
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