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  1. The Eternal Optimist

    Breaking News Group 4 Security Van spotted outside Southend Utd main reception

    I think the war chest has arrived and Ron has been seen sporting his sheepskin coat and flat cap in anticipation of smashing the club record with a marquee signing that is more of a "jaw drop" or a "OMG Jesus F*cking H Christ no?" than a "wow". Putting 2 and 2 together, I reckon Jonny Evans or...
  2. A Christmas miracle-WE ARE 6TH!!!!!!!!

    Almost brought a tear to my eye when I saw the League one table on SKY Sports!!! How has this happened we were relegation certainties at the end of September but now we are smashing teams out of sight and we are even talking of promotion. A huge amount of credit has to go to Phil Brown for...
  3. davewebbsbrain

    Any Solicitors on SZ

    I need some advice from a Solicitor regarding damage to my property. Basically there is a flat in my Cul de Sac that is owned but rented out and managed by a property company. Some work was done at the property over xmas to the fence and the front garden, which was concreted over. The concrete...
  4. Uncle Leo

    2015 season

    A Brit in the lead at the Critérium du Dauphiné, another Brit currently basking in the glow of smashing the Hour Record and the Tour De France just weeks away. Seems as good a time as any to start a thread about the 2015 cycling season. Well, January would have been a better time but you get my...
  5. Bayern Munich

    Contender for the new best club in the world? Absolutely smashing Barcelona at the moment. All German Final too, wonder what the odds were on that?
  6. Jam_Man

    Arsenal vs West Ham (well versus implies some sort of competition)

    Arsenal smashing poor West Ham Scored 3 goals in about 4 minutes. Not at all funny :hilarious:
  7. canveyshrimper

    BBC Sports Personality of the Year

    The 10 runners and riders have bee announced who would you vote for? Mark Cavendish Darren Clarke Rory McIlroy Mo Farah Andy Murray Alastair Cook Amir Khan Luke Donald Dai Greene Andrew Strauss I'm baffled as to how in the betting Donald is priced at 20-1, whereas Strauss is 100-1. Give me a...
  8. Hi everyone

    Good afternoon everyone, I'm Paul, I'm 32 and I live in Chelmsford. I've been supporting the Blues for approx 15 years. Usually sit in the East Stand. Can't remember my first game, but it would've been in dark days of Alv*n Martin's reign, so it's a wonder I didn't give it up there & then...I...
  9. SUFC_Al

    Live Music Experiences.

    After Shrimper James's thread about your festival line-ups, it got me thinking back to the last festival I went to in 2005 and it's one I'll never forget. We all love live music no matter what music we enjoy, there's just something fantastic about hearing and seeing your favourite...
  10. DTS

    Sharing a bed with your mates.

    Lads, I am expecting a torrent of gay abuse for his topic - What with living in Brighton and the subject matter but.... Most weekends the lads and I have a sort of pact to meet up on a Saturday night and have a good old booze up. Now this is probably no different from anyone else. However as...
  11. Jay_Shrimper

    Wubbish Day.

    :mad: Why are Tuesday always crap?! :mad: I wake up, smack my head then spill my breakfast down me. Anyway, I walked to Rochford Train Station and waited for the train. Whilst I'm waiting for the train to Southend, theres a bunch of teenagers hurling abuse at the people at the station and...
  12. A pessimistic sense of inadequacy?

    I am somewhat perplexed by an apparent all-consuming desire to aim a discontented kick at the football club by the same collection of people on the forum, led with absolute gusto by the likes of CS J and TonytheKray. Their constant bleatings on a wide range of issues from the considered...
  13. Steven Hammell

    I mentioned earlier I will only judge the new players after at least 10 games, cant be easy coming a long way, living in temporary digs and perform to your best. Well this guy gets better and better, the last 3 games he has looked quality, assured first touch, gets tackles in, joins up well...
  14. Xàbia Shrimper

    Kenny Brown

    Just returned from watching CD Jávea train and spent a couple of hours in the company of Kenny Brown, who made six appearances for the Shrimpers in 1996, on loan from West Ham United. He's about to become the new Director of Football at CD Jávea after a couple of years involvement with FC...
  15. 1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die

    Just heard about this book that was published late last year - some strange choices and (IMHO) some glaring ommisions. That said, I own 293 of these and have heard a further 108 giving me a respectable total of 401. To be honest, dying would be a favourable option to hearing most of the others...
  16. Ratings

    Flavs 7 - Delt well with the late pressure, and the Oldham prats shouting abuse during the 1st half. Hunt 7 - Tidy Game, nothing out of the ordinary though Edwards 7 - Cover well when Hunt and wilson pushed foward Barrett 6 - Still to see the best of Adam yet, good performance, but gave the...
  17. PDA's

    Decided as xmas is just round the corner its time for a new boys toy. I have got it into my thick skull that I really really NEED a PDA. It would just make my life so smashing. Unfortunately the wife doesnt see it somehow. My question to you good people is a PDA worth it. Do you use it to its...
  18. Durera

    Judo

    <span style='font-family:comic sans ms'>Quite simply, £4 for 90 minutes of Judo - fancy it? We're based in Wickford - more than happy to see new faces, from beginners to high grades. We've got people on hand to help for self-defence, a bit of skill (and some 'pretty' judo'), or if you just...
  19. world cup

    why was I blocked, heres another for you pikeys get on ur knees and grovel Rugby World Cup 2003 - IRB Rugby World Cup 2003 Following complaints made to the IRB about the All Blacks being allowed to motivate themselves by performing the &#39;Haka&#39; before their games, other nations were...
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