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  1. Mad Cyril

    Best cheese

    I don't think you can beat Stilton but I am partial to smelly French soft cheese. Also a fan of Ham flavour primula. It's a broad church.
  2. londonblue

    Aeroplane Turns Back Because of Smelly Poo

    Evening Standard This seems to have passed us by!
  3. Smiffy

    Xmas gifts for your Missus.

    So chaps, what have you ******* your hard earned on for the missus, this xmas? I'll start. A pink Nintendo Dsi and a selection of games. Some Cd's Some Dvd's A bottle of perfume (Marc Jacobs I think) A cake decoration book. A Radley bag. Some Dior make-up. A few other bits like lingerie...
  4. duncan bulgaria

    Smelly beaver OCD

    At a wedding last night and chatting with the lads and one in perticular is a ugly ****er but as a youngster he used to nick decent birds , albeit he used to get them when they were young , i'e we were 19 and he'd always go for the 17 year old innocent girls and get his wicked way after a few...
  5. OldBlueLady

    Memory Lane Special Report on SUFC's previous homes

    Nice piece from the Echo's site today (I know there's no paper today), could have gone in the other forum I guess, but thought it kind of went alongside the Hall of Fame stuff we've been doing. Sing the Blues for stadiums past 12:10am Saturday 30th May 2009 Comments (0) Have your say » By...
  6. Smelly Watch-Stap

    A slightly embarrassing problem... but I'm sure the good people of SZ can help me. I have a very nice chunky watch with a big fat leather strap. I'm a clean, hygenic guy and take care of myself but I think that wearing my watch every day has meant it's starting to pong a bit. I've tried...
  7. Bielzibubz

    Frank Sinatra - The un-pc version..

    Sung to the tune of Strangers in the Night Strangers on my flight, turbans they're packin'. Wonderin' if they might, plan a hijacking. They could pull a stunt, before this flight is through. Something's on their minds. I saw them mutter. What that in their hands? Looks like box cutters, I'm...
  8. France V England - Rugby World Cup

    Come On England!!!! Do Those Snail Eating Smelly ****ers!
  9. Winkle

    Sam Parkin!

    Well, keep it under your hat and all that but , my sisters brother (me) noes a a ex West ham supprters mates mum who (apart from the odd home massage) does abit of home clothes alteration. What it is that she has had a request from a very reliable source ( smelly victor down the seafront whos...
  10. ashingdon-shrimper

    Spongebob, Patrick and Barney health update...

    ...PATRICK here, well today at least want to say well done to everyone was the best atmosphere this season by far out of all the away games and home. Nearly collapsed in the suit but still alive just, suits a bit smelly now but let the fancy dress shop clean that up :) well done we did our town...
  11. Fickle fan, Oh Fickle Fan..........

    [/LIST] Sung to the tune of " Smelly Cat" by the blonde dippy one in Channel 4's Friends. Fickle Fan ,oh Fickle Fan , how can you call yourself a man ? When the team comes out you dont even clap, but the first mistake and you're on their backs. Fickle Fan , Oh Fickle Fan , how can...
  12. DTS

    Fanny Hot-Spots.

    As a sort of guide to fellow Shrimperzone men looking for some hot birds I thought we could complile a list of place we have been where there is a lot of muff on show - Both in the UK and Abroad. I shall start. SEVILLE - Went there to watch my "other" side Malaga a few seasons ago...
  13. Yet another genre preference

    Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Queensryche, Metallica, Def Leppard etc, etc..... Yep, sad to say but i dug it at the time. From about age 15-20 i loved this stuff, never had the ripped denim or the patches though. Anyone else love this smelly and highly unfashionable with girls music?
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