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  1. 1 million in negative equity

    this morning the bank of england has warned that 1 million homes could fall into negative equity and also predict that values could decrease by a further 15%. my view is simple, the more snatch backs which go to auction will result in property prices falling further than 15%,i reckon it will...
  2. Harold Bishop Killer


    1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.' 2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.' 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe...
  3. Which movie....

    ...do all these classic lines come from? I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture. Jimmy, if you keep stabbing me, you're going to kill me. Aw, look. The bloke's been my best mate since 1975. We've had our fall-outs from time to time. It's no big deal...
  4. duncan bulgaria

    Classic Fools And Horses lines

    After the Snatch and lock , stock thread , i'm putting down my favourite quotes from the greatest Comedy programme ever made . Rodney ; Watch out Margate and lock up your daughters Realising he is sitting next to Cassandra's dad Rodney ; O hello Alan . Grandad 'I wanted a Emperior...
  5. TrueBlue


    "Before zie Germans come"
  6. Desert Shrimper

    Sporting Double Entendres

    1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!" 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him." 3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really...

    I Know he has said it before from today's Sporting Life http://www.sportinglife.com/football/cc_league1/news/story_get.cgi?STORY_NAME=soccer_league_1_and_2/08/03/16/manual_124454.html&TEAMHD=nationwide2 Southend manager Steve Tilson admitted he is still on the lookout for a new striker, despite...
  8. Who would you pick??

    Thought of scenario and wondered what people would do? It is the 3rd of May 2008 and in the last game of the season ,we go into the game knowing that only a win would be enough for us to guarantee a play off place We score early in the match but Port Vale snatch a goal back and it looks like...
  9. Slipperduke

    Everton Down On Their Luck

    There are times in my life when I’m incredibly grateful to my Dad for taking me to see Southend United on my 11th birthday. It was freezing cold, everything smelt of fried onions, someone urinated on my trainers and Huddersfield won 1-0, but somehow it felt so right. It was the start of an...
  10. Top 12 TV Double Entendres

    1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!" 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him." 3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a...
  11. Einstein

    ShrimperZone 2007 Prediction League - Who's the Winner?

    Come back and find out at 16:00... :) Will Scrounger cling onto his lead, or will David Essex snatch the title in the final minutes? *Drumroll please* (28 April 2007 Update)
  12. South Bank Hank

    Title run-ins

    Ladies and gentlemen, it is very much in our own hands, but b'jaysus it's going to be touch and go! Hull Played 42 Points 44 GD -16 Home to Colchester Away to Stoke Away to Cardiff Home to Plymouth 3 tough fixtures against three teams all believing they can reach the play-offs before a...
  13. BBC Predictor - Final Day Drama?

    After todays results, and taking estimated guesses that we'll beat both Barnsley and Luton, but lose to Preston and Plymouth, the table going into the final day is as follows: Hull 50 -13 Leeds 46 - 24 ---------------------- Southend 45 -26 Barnsley 42 -32 Luton 38 -25...
  14. Slipperduke

    Match of the Day is rubbish

    "What's that coming over the hill? Is it the Tactics Truck? It might very well be. The word on the street, Daddy-O, is that ITV are planning to snatch the BBC's highlights package away from them, bringing another period of Match of the Day to a premature close. The last time this happened was...
  15. jontosh2001 views - Leeds 17th March

    Match Report – Leeds United by Jon Tosh Late Leeds Comeback Checks Blues Survival Hopes A packed Roots Hall witnessed an electric game between Leeds and Southend, both looking for the three points that would go a long way towards Championship status next season. Turning onto Shakespeare...
  16. Jonny_Stokes

    Eastwood in traffic incident

    Brad Pitt in Snatch Good to see he's keeping up his traditions at the expense of the rest of the public.
  17. fbm

    The fbm view and ratings - Leicester

    TEN MAN BLUES SNATCH LATE POINT Southend battled against all odds to claim a precious point at Roots Hall today which will assist in the fight against relegation. It may be easy for some to see this as two points dropped but given the manner of last weeks defeat, the midweek furore, the fact...
  18. Sheffield Wednesday - The Shrimper Truth - Pride, passion and cruelty.

    If anyone ever doubted SUFC belong in this League they were not at horrible Hillsboro where the pride and passion of the support at the away end was matched on the pitch by a dogged and determined SUFC overcoming disaster to dominate another nasty set of Championship no-ones. Despite gifting...
  19. Slipperduke

    The Official 'Work Hurts' Thread

    I finally got to bed at 8am yesterday to snatch three hours of fitful sleep before a long car journey back to London. I spent the rest of the day trying to stave off a vicious hangover with Chinese food and water. I really didn't want to have to get up this morning. I've got a...
  20. South Bank Hank

    SUFC v West Brom

    From WestBrom.com WEST BROMWICH ALBION In Goal: Russell Hoult will continue to start in goal for the Baggies, a clean sheet will boost his chances of staying in the Albion goal come January when Mowbray may be looking for a replacement. At the Back: Paul Robinson may return to the starting...