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  1. shrimper loz

    Hell

    The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington Chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus...
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    • assume belong birth boyle expanding faster following heaven professor proving rate shared souls washing
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Slipperduke

    Newcastle v Chelsea

    Chelsea may have made hard work of it, but two well-taken second half goals gave them a vital victory over Newcastle here at St James Park, and set up a nail-biting finale to the season. Level on points, but separated by a yawning gulf of goals, Avram Grant will have to pray that Manchester...
  3. Napster

    Hip-Hop Tuesday

    One of my personal favourites today, from one of hip-hop's first supergroups. I present Souls of Mischief - 93 til Infinity http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rePwCz_8WIY

  4. Padova, am I the only one?

    Admittedly it was a pretty sparse crowd that night, but am I the only one who looks back on the second half of that game and remembers one of the greatest Blues' displays of all time? Fry had left us, and local hero Spud had taken his place, a 3-0 home defeat to WBA was a terrible injustice, but...
    • Bentley's Absurd Gait
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    • displays ive souls spud wouldn
    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  5. Bob Cratchitt

    Hands up if

    you are in work today? Lets see which of us poor souls have had to pull ourselves out of bed and head into work.
  6. Sherif H

    Just got back...

    Negatives today... 1 - We are still making schoolboy errors at the back. The defending for the first goal was lacklustre to say the least. These slow starts are going to cost us dearly this season. 2 - Stevie Hammell - IMHO he had an absolute stinker defensively today, and his decision making...
    • Sherif H
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    • atmosphere combined cos ish jury league mark gower pathe pattern qui souls stopped suing tilly tracked
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. Tinks

    Just heard this

    I have just heard from a chappie at the club that next season they are planning to introduce a ticket/credit/voucher (or whatever they want to call it) system for away game tickets. Dont know the full story as of yet as it is still being reviewed. I think this is a great idea especially for...
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    • Thread
    • afford especially icke ickets introduce reviewed souls
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  8. Leeds United - at Roots hall - lets get serious...

    Looking forward to a great game and enjoying seeing the famous Leeds United and their famously noisy and committed supporters. Looking forward to some wicked banter and an electric atmoshere - Hopefully the beautiful game has progressed beyond having threats of meaningless violence associated...
    • Rayleigh boy
    • Thread
    • afghanistan atmoshere ban behaviour concrete cos ead foo hall meaningless noisy roots scum souls suitable suppor threats town toy
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  9. Slipperduke

    Valentine's Day

    I wrote this three years ago and I still stand by it. Welcome to my least favourite day of the year. I f**king hate Valentine’s Day, corporate bull**** Hallmark-invented ****. If you love someone, you should treat them like the god or goddess they are every ****ing day of the year, not...
    • Slipperduke
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    • bra cas cooked cracks ell greetings hanks ive mis papering rea souls stress vale
    • Replies: 71
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  10. Do the club deserve our support?

    As one of the loyal hardy souls who travelled to deepest South Yorkshire last night, I am beginning to feel that the club are taking us for mugs! The debacle over the Spurs ticket allocation and the apparent indifference towards the Shrimpers Trust, led to widespread condemnation of...
  11. Xàbia Shrimper

    Tony Blair

    While walking down the street one day, Tony Blair is tragically hit by a truck and killed. His soul arrives in Heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
    • Thread
    • arrives barren dressed finds heaven joi parts reminisce rises singing souls stammers trance truck
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  12. New Southend Terrace Anthem

    ON A NIGHT LIKE LAST NIGTH FUNNY THINGS HAPPEN..... NIGHTS LIKE LAST NIGHT VERY RARLEY COME ALONG AND SPAWN ALL SORTS OF FEELINGS, EMOTIONS AND HOPE AND FOR A LOT OF FOOTBALL CLUBS A HISTORIC EVENT IN A CLUBS HISTORY IS WERE A FOOTBALL CLUBS ANTHEM IS BORN HOLD THE BACK PAGE....... I HAVE FOUND...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
    • Thread
    • emotions foo historic rock singing souls
    • Replies: 26
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  13. WHERE IS THE LOYALTY!

    Ive tried to refrain from posting but its got the better of me and ive just gotta do it to let all at the club and those on here with the 'ive got a ticket im all rite attitude know!' Having supported the club for over 25 years i had been waiting for a draw with a big club ie arsenal...
    • northbankblue
    • Thread
    • annoys anto beloved existed hall icke ickets ive league liverpool posted refrain roots rover sing souls suppor trophy voice wish
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  14. * ORM *

    Reserves Match Report - SUFC 3 LTFC 1

    Was it the unseasonally warm weather or was it the fact that I'd only recently found out that STHs get into reserves games for nothing ? It matters not. The important thing is that after 33 years of patiently and quietly watching the best team in the world I finally broke my duck to watch my...
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    • amble ant crush deathly devastating didn duck eager easier elderly enjoyable especially faul fooled gran hanks hasn iff imo keefmoon mile mis naturally nicely pace pacey pulled ratings restricted ron pountney shortest somewhere souls spin stronger touched unemployed wish wished
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  15. DTS

    If you had a time machine

    during your lifetime which you didn't attend would you want to go back and watch? I am very lucky in the fact my old man shares a passion for the Blues so he took me as a kid to all the important games in my lifetime such as Peterborugh and Bury away, as well as Everton and Sheff Wednesday...
  16. Uncle Leo

    Meet the Blues Day - It's a Knockout

    Many of you will have seen this story on the official site: It's a Knockout. This is a competition based on the old TV series, to take place on Meet the Blues Day at Boots 'n Laces - with the winning team being crowned MTBD Champions 2006. Here at SZ.com we're thinking of entering a team, if...
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    • champions cos crow isnt money register souls southendunited spaceman spiff
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  17. Smiffy

    Gills Game

    Seen a few messages on tinternet which suggest a few brave Gills souls will be attempting to buy tickets for our ends... Hmmmm, could be interesting!!...
  18. Andy_S

    Garry Cross

    Couldn't make Milton Keynes today, so I made the short trip (for me) to Thurrock for their game with Hayes. 158 other hardy (most would say stupid) souls put up with an absolute stinker of a game in arctic temperatures in amongst the M25 and A13. Garry Cross saved a point for Thurrock with...
    • Andy_S
    • Thread
    • arc foo ish keynes lying milton souls
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  19. Colchester and proud!

    For those coming by car

    Parking is very limited on the streets around Layer Road these days, and dont be tempted to park where you shouldnt, the local traffic wardens always do the rounds while the game is on and nick loads of unfortunate souls just trying to watch a football game. If you cant park on the road head for...
  20. Bob Cratchitt

    F.A.O Birri - Battrick

    As you seemed to not arrange your match last week, thought I would let you on here what the next matches are. The matches for Round 3 will be: Group A The Flying Ferrets vs Notts CCC Wickham CC vs Murphys Sweaty Box Group B Bouncing Souls vs Lammack County Lions All Star XI vs Gambero C.C...
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