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  1. Mad Cyril

    Best food from a can.

    I am torn between Heinz beans and mini pork sausages and Heinz Cream of tomato soup.
  2. Mad Cyril

    Best Tinned Soup

    I don't think you can beat Heinz Cream Of Tomato although I am fond of Oxtail as well.
  3. Crawliano

    Heat 6 - "The Bitch Song" - Bowling for Soup v "Bohemian Rhapsody" - Queen

    Heat 7 - "The Bitch Song" - Bowling for Soup v "Bohemian Rhapsody" - Queen 3 - Ian180 - The Bitch Song - Bowling for soup v 5 - Davewebbsbrain - Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen If I was a gambling man, right now I would be sticking every penny I have on Bowling for Soup walking...
  4. DoDTS

    A Mohsni Christmas Carol

    A MOHSNI CHRISTMAS CAROL A little bit of seasonal ShrimperZone Dickensish rubbish. It was Christmas Eve and Ebenezer Mohsni was home, alone tucking into his bowl of French Onion Soup mulling over the events of the past six months when he heard a clanking noise coming from another room. He...
  5. RobM

    Match Of The Day titles!

    You know where it gives the abbreviation of the score, well, make it up (OK use a 4 for an A etc) but then give the explaination of the resulting word. e.g. Honduras 0 Chile 1 would be HON01CHI Honoichi is a Japanese soup with shrimps and noodles.
  6. Dear Ronald

    Dear Ronald. Please help! I think we are sharing similar problems on a different scale but I am not coping as well as you seem to be with them. It’s getting me down but you come across as though you don’t have a worry in the world. How do you do it?Let me give you an introduction on my...
  7. Benfleet A1

    Question If it came to an end, could we really cope?

    I have just finished reading The Day of the Triffids for the umptenth time and it got me wondering. If civilisation as we know it came to an end how would those left survive and due to the technical world we have been brought up in, would that leave us even more worse off. Let me explain. That...
  8. Napster

    Prelim Rd 11 - Duck Soup v Hangover

    Aberdeen Shrimper - Duck Soup v Mr Gilbo - Hangover
  9. Ron Manager

    Friday Joke

    A postman who has been doing the same round his whole working life goes into work on his last day before retiring. On his rounds he delivers to a house where the same people have lived for 20-odd years. As he walks up the path the lady of the house comes out and asks him to come in for a moment...
  10. Benfleet A1

    Our little trip to Chelsea

    I awoke at 4am in need of a wee and stumbled out of bed. One empty bladder later I attempted to get back to the land of nod, no chance. So I surfaced, got dressed and tip toed into the kitchen for a cuppa. Got bored with the telly so tormented the cat for a while by making out I was going to let...
  11. MrB


    Seen this before but still makes me chuckle. May have to try to use a few of these in every day life, especially No. 30. 1. She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs. 2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a tumble dryer 3...
  12. Napster

    Battle of the Horror Films - The Final

    Here it is - the Final The Shining (MrB) versus The Exorcist (Napster) I'll let B defend the Shining. I wanted to offer some facts about The Exorcist Nominated for 10 Oscars, winning 2 of them (best writing and best sound) Won 4 Golden Globes Christian evangelist Billy Graham claimed an...
  13. Vange Shrimper

    Honey Monster rips off The Mighty Boosh

    Don't know if you've seen the new advert for Sugar Puffs, but it's of the HM and some geezer sitting round the table singing a song to the same-ish tune to the one that was done in The Mighty Boosh which had the line of 'Soup, Soup....Carrot and Corriander' (Sorry, that's the only bit I know of...
  14. sufc_tom


    Email I got... Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why does someone believe you...
  15. J

    The Official St George's Day thread.

    First of all, no thread hijacking, or anti-english crap, if you don't like it or don't want to participate, then **** off - Ok, below is a colelction of many things English, songs, pictures etc etc. I am very proud of my country, although we are a soft left wing taget, i still think we hold...
  16. steveo

    Apprentice week 3

    Poor show by the blokes. How canthey set their selling prices before they know their costs? Seems they are struggling with the basics. The leader was poor but the bloke who told them to slash the soup price- Michael, is a liability. He was also the bloke who gave away the fish for nothing and...
  17. A Bit Of Fun ..........*Why?*

    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when...
  18. DTS

    Are three waters worth on tea.

    It 5pm and I have just done my normal 5pm tea run. As there are four tea drinkers in the office we generally all make a cuppa in the course of a day. However Ben has thrown a spanner in the works by starting to ask me for a "water:fury: " when I am doing my run. I dont mind getting the others...
  19. Mad Cyril

    iTunes on windows - is it pony?

    I purchased an iPod classic for xMas and have been ripping Mrs. MC CD collection so she can listen to her music around the house. iTunes seems to get confused with compilation albums and these often corrupt the track listings for previously ripped albums. Also, some tracks which are by...
  20. Ron Manager

    Songs that make you chuckle

    I'll start with this one. The original version of 'Paintball's Coming home' is hilarious but this new one just cracks me up - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex5WYA3pkUo&feature=related I'm sure we all know people like this.......'they buy soup in cartons, not in tins' :hilarious: