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  1. DoDTS

    PL Table No.8 "We're gonna get spanked" SOUTHEND Prediction League

    The penny is starting to drop in this PL back southend to lose and you will pick up points. Ldnfatso still leads the way, but DoDtS (me) is close on his heels, with thenobster and from nowhere kingSHRIMPER joining the race. 10 Ldnfatso 8 DoDtS 6 thenobster 6 kingSHRIMPER 5 wickfordshrimper 5...
  2. DoDTS

    PL Table No.7 "we're going to get spanked" Southend PL Table 1st April 2013

    Another disappointing day for Blues and us predictors, only scorers are dannypav and chapperzuk who both preicted a 1-1 draw and get 3 points, and thenobster who's 2-2 earns 1 point and Mini Shrimp and h turner who saw Big Barrys goal coming. full table: 8 Ldnfatso 6 chapperzuk 5...
  3. DoDTS

    PL Table No.6 TABLE "We're gonna get spanked" SOUTHEND Prediction League

    We zoners haven't got a clue when it comes to predicted our beloved club, six predicted Gavin Tomlin would be our first scorer and gain 2 points each, while Yogi Bear UTC got the correct score and gained three ponits and five others predicted a draw and two had the confidence to use their...
  4. DoDTS

    PL Table No.5 TABLE canversgrimpers Prediction League

    The race hots up as DTS joins h turner at the top of the table, three points ahead of Bad Beat and malcolminmallorca Full Table; 26 h turner 26 DTS 23 Bad Beat 23 malcominmallorca 22 Nestudus 20 Napster 20 Ldnfatso 19 SupaBlues 19 Drastic 19 It's Only A Game 18 dannypav 18 OldBlueLady 18...
  5. DoDTS

    No.3 TABLE "We're gonna get spanked" SOUTHEND Prediction League

    We really are useless at predicted our beloved clubs results aren't we, or perhaps we're out of touch with reality. Anyway only four scorers this week who are: Chapperzuk and Wickfordshrimper who score three points each for predicted that Fred would score our first and Its Only a Game who...
  6. DoDTS

    PL Table No.2 TABLE "We're gonna get spanked" SOUTHEND Prediction League

    Oh dear! on dear! on dear! You miserable load of predicters (that includes me!), in Harry's immortal word we all got "spanked", 36 predictors who could have gained 9 points each in theory, so out of a possible 324 points we gained just ONE point!! So congratulations to Buffalowolf on being the...
  7. DoDTS

    PL Table No. 1 "We're going to get spanked" Southend prediction league Table

    Here we are the first league Table, did you enjoy predicting Southend's first scorer Oh! it was only me that scored points, sorry about that beginners luck' Scores so far: 3 points : Malcominmallorca, the nobster, Drastic; SuperBlues; Southend_Aussies; DoDtS 2 points : wickfordshrimper 1...
  8. DoDTS


    The Prediction League is back starting next Saturday. For those that took part before the rules are much the same, six fixtures are selected, you predict what the score will be, points are awarded and a league table posted. One result you mark as a wildcard and you will get double points for...
  9. DoDTS


    The Prediction League is back starting next Saturday. For those that took part before the rules are much the same, six fixtures are selected, you predict what the score will be, points are awarded and a league table posted. One result you mark as a wildcard and you will get double points for...
  10. Spaceman Spiff

    Pre-Match Thread Gillingham v Southend United

    What do we reckon... same team? Maybe one of the crocked strikers to make the bench. Kalala to continue his comeback :happy: 1,000 Shrimpers to make the trip and a 2-1 win for us Assombashrimpa and Tomlin to score oh, and... we're gonna get spanked :'(
  11. BrettieAngell

    BT20 - Season 23

    Good start for me! I won by 8 wickets with 1.3 overs to spare after being set 140. :happy::happy: Pickels Champions Deep Backward Square Leg Top Order: exquisite remarkable Middle Order: mediocre quality Lower Order: woeful...
  12. We will beat Norwich 3-1

    I just have this feeling. The last time i felt like this was when we played Birmingham away in the championship, everyone thought we was going to get spanked and we turned them over 3-1. Anyone know what odds I could get on this???
  13. Owen Coyle

    Excuse the rambling, I have a soft spot for Burnley.... Owen Coyle to Bolton. If there ever was a mismatch made in heaven then this is it. Up until a few years ago Southend v Burnley was a regular fixture. Dour and difficult to play away and we'd look to get points off them at home. Yet I...
  14. Official Match Thread Charlton v Southend United

    I feel we will get spanked today...but come on the Yellowsssssssssss.
  15. Slipperduke

    A Big Cheer For Little Clubs

    Bit of a new one this, it's for the Irish Examiner's football supplement, currently rolling off the presses as I type. Bit more wordy than the usual fare and with more Anglo-centric references. Anyway, give it a go and let me know what you think, it helps to have feedback with new stuff... If...
  16. J

    This is it now...

    So many questions, so little answers.. A day that was supposed to promise much, with Big Ron's blog - the "real insight" to the club. A day, where we could have been absolutely spanked by Leeds, but didn't. But what has happened today? Now there are many threads about people's moods...
  17. Slipperduke

    Rafa's Poisonous Glow

    There is a frog in Central America, the strawberry poison dart frog, that is born bright red as a warning to predators of the poison that lurks in its blood stream. It is not the only creature whose colour signifies danger. Certain snakes, insects and the oft-spotted Rafa Benitez all share the...
  18. Bluesmanager

    Blue Belles - "Best half time show"?

    "Almost half-time in the Australia v Croatia basketball game and the Aussies are getting spanked. I think it might be time to bring on the inflatable kangaroo they've got by their bench. Currently watching the best half-time show I've seen since Southend's Blue Belles took on the Hammerettes in...
  19. Harold Bishop Killer


    A Primary school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by Year 5 students. Their insight may surprise...
  20. Stats

    Reality Check Please

    Just logged on and I must say the amount of drivel I've looked at is shocking. Todays scapegoats include James Walker & Tommy Black. IMHO these both wernt at their best today but in a run of 11 games without defeat do you not think that at some point some players may have an off day? For those...