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  1. Chapel Down Sparkling Wine - SUFC branded!

    I recently went to a wine tasting at the Pipe of Port (well worth doing, £10 and you get try loads and if you have dinner they knock the tenner off the bill) and the first one I tried was a sparkling English wine called Chapel Down Blanc de Blanc. When I looked at the bottle I noticed it had an...
  2. RHB

    Poster of the Year??

    Anyone fancy a SZ poster of the year competition, voted for by fellow posters? If this already exists and I don't know about it, fine. Also, I'm not sure whether this is the right place to post this, if not, mods, tell me where. My suggestion is for three categories: Best poster; Worst...
  3. Yorkshire Blue

    SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - Freddy Eastwood

    With Freddy there's only one place to start: has there ever been a better debut? I very much doubt it, and I include fiction in that. Scoring after just 7.7 seconds of your professional debut against the top of the table team before going onto complete your hattrick is the type of story that...
  4. Adebayor Stamps His Authority, But Not His Quality

    Adebayor just doesn't get it, does he? He's a fine player when he wants to be, but his disgusting attitude will always stand between him and Manchester City Mediocrity. The Togolese centre forward started this season in sparkling form and is more than talented enough to be considered one of the...
  5. SUFC Forever

    Ron Martin...

    So all the rumours of our financial problems and possible administration have now been confirmed as true then. As one of the "mug punters" conned by Martin and his cohorts into believing that we could help our club by buying shares in it, with promises of a wonderous future and sparkling...
  6. Slipperduke

    Black Cats Deserve Credit

    What's the saddest thing about 'Ballon-Gate'? Nope, it's not the nagging suspicion that only a handful of referees ever read their ruleback all the way to the end, nor is it the damage caused to Liverpool's title hopes by one of their own fans. It's the complete absence of credit given to...
  7. The English Cricket Coaster Continues

    Being English, I've come to expect and almost predict roller coaster Summers of sport. So often it takes the form of expectation and devastation that a Football World Cup brings. This Summer, it's been the turn of the England Cricket Team. The tumultuous Cricket Coaster started with the rise of...
  8. sufc_tom

    How to wash the toilet.

    HOW TO WASH THE TOILET This was simply too much of a time saver, not to share it with you. 1. Put the lid and the seat of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one...
  9. Slipperduke

    Chelsea Fall To Resurgent Roma

    This wasn't in the script. Chelsea were supposed to go to Italy, ease their way past a struggling Roma side and secure their place in the knock-out stages with two games to spare. The side that had suffered five consecutive defeats and were hovering above Serie A's relegation zone were supposed...
  10. The Zone Christmas Raffle & Donations thread!

    This is it ............I know it is a bit early, but if you can't beat em,join em. The Owners have spent over £800 rebuilding the website these past few months ( we hope you appreciate it :) ) We are having a Mega Raffle this year at Xmas and the draw will take place on Boxing Day after the...
  11. Ron Manager

    Mmmmm...beer....

    Don't worry, I'm not turning into an Aussie turncoat before I even get over there. However the love of beer is surely one thing we do share with our convict cousins and for those of you who think of Fosters and XXXX when someone mentions Aussie beer then may I recommend this - Coopers...
  12. KrustyTheKray

    Good tip to clean really dirty pots and pans

    Cook rhubarb in it, then wash it up. Simple. Watched come dine with me this afternoon, and that Aggie from how clean is your house was on there. She was cooking stewed rhubarb, and she said about the acidity in rhubarb makes for an excellent cleaner. Just so happens we had some rhubarb in...
  13. DTS

    Players you cant believe we got money for.

    I have got to start with Jason Lee..... Signed as a replacement for Stan Collymore but I dont think he was even fit to grace the pitch. One of the single worst players I have ever seen. A sparkling debut in a 4-1 demolition job at Millwall gave us false hope. I can only assume that Frank Clark...
  14. Racing Post

    Eastwood and posse ready to make your day ..... Mark Langdon Rushden v Southend - Southend, 2pts at 11-10 (Bet365) SOUTHEND have reached the past two the LDV Vans Trophy finals and Steve Tilson’s side can get back on the cup trail against Rushden at Nene Park tonight. Gauging which teams...
  15. Racing Post

    Eastwood and posse ready to make your day ..... Mark Langdon Rushden v Southend - Southend, 2pts at 11-10 (Bet365) SOUTHEND have reached the past two the LDV Vans Trophy finals and Steve Tilson’s side can get back on the cup trail against Rushden at Nene Park tonight. Gauging which teams...
  16. Napster

    The Budget

    Customs and Excise to merge with Inland Revenue Department, with loss of 10,500 civil service jobs by 2008 Extra £6bn allocated for Iraq, Afghanistan, Kosovo and the fight against terrorism. There are currently 25,000 new jobs and 10,000 new vacancies Corporation and capital gains tax...
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